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grinchandthegang · 3 days ago

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Don't You ever go to cellblock 1

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modmad · 5 hours ago

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please modmad tell us the story of the music festival chicken

lmao not much to tell, I went to a big open air festival when I was a teenager and there were a lot of farms around locally, so whether the chicken wandered there by itself or some goober nabbed one I am not sure, but the first thing I knew was that there was a chant of 'ALL HAIL THE CHICKEN! ALL HAIL THE CHICKEN' and there in the distance I see this chicken being held aloft and carried like a saint above a crowd of muddy sweaty punks goths and rockers, handled with all the care of a deity come to earth. I am pretty sure it was handed to security in the end to be returned to whence it came but I promise you that chicken had nothing to fear that day save for the volume of about five hundred chicken fanatics and 10k party lovin people

#there was some gag someone on the stage made about it later and it caused more HAIL THE CHICKEN chorus lmao #good time #fun festival but dear god it was Way too big for me #do you know how hard it is to escape to find a portaloo in a crowd that size #crazy #it wasn't even the biggest I know but im so small ok

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siryouarebeingmocked · 2 days ago

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Turns out men don't like it when left-wing men are sexist jerks to them either.

In fact, they arguably get more hate than women, individually, because they're seen as traitors.

>Do you guys spend this much time asking men to stop commenting "your body my choice" under women's tiktok videos,

I don't use Tiktok. I don't even watch videos from tiktok in incognito. I don't watch Tiktoks on Youtube, if I can avoid them. That's how much I hate it.

>or to stop raping us on college campuses,

Turns out the vast majority of people, men and women, are already against male on female rape, anywhere in any developed country on Earth.

Which is why it's, y'know, illegal.

>r to stop calling us "cum dumpsters" when we're pregnant in public,

I've never heard of anyone doing that. I'll say it's wrong.

I'll also say that going from actual rape to just random insults (which the women might not even hear) is, uh, a bit of a falloff.

Almost like you're trying to sneak it in under cover of your "stronger" examples.

>or to stop watching pornograhy in which women are beaten or slapped or whipped or crying,

Also, plenty of women also like porn in which women are hurt. Lots of women write it. Sometimes with no men involved whatsoever.

And you know what's also popular? Porn with women hurting and humiliating men.

>or or or….

Yes, we're all very impressed by your ability to spout canned arguments meant to make women look like bigger victims and deny men can even be victims, instead of actually caring about the issue this post is about.

And before you ask "why don't you say this to her directly?", she blocked me so she could get the last word in an argument.

Note that I didn't say she had any actual counterpoint. Just good ol' appeal to ridicule.