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I love the Poseidon design!!

And Ody‘s clothes!

Okay, you know what? Here:

Get in the Water, but Poseidon chooses a more family friendly way to convince Odysseus

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Okay, you know what? Here:

Get in the Water, but Poseidon chooses a more family friendly way to convince Odysseus

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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not exactly a vent, just something that has been around my mind and i wanted to put on a drawing

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Hi i stumbled over an old roman recipe for cheesecakes they probably used as sacrifices back then. (Thanks youtube) wanted to know if you’d like it? (For munchies or sacrifice, whatever you like)

(Yes i just have no clue how to talk with people and want to share the recipe, penguin pebble style)

yes I would love!!!! (I too don't know how to talk to people)

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fucking australia’s trying to get everyone to link their government id to their social media accounts else you cant use them anymore, the actual fuck is wrong with this country

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Two drawings in one day!

The King of Ithaca, @odysseus-of-ithaca-is-lost

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Bob Ross and Peapod the Pocket squirrel (1984)

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Telemachus and Philip !

I've had fandoms cross my mind

I'm sorry but ever since I saw that tiktok of Philip and Telemaco I can't stop thinking that they could both be good friends (unlike his parents. . .)

I imagine them both talking about their parents, Telemachus gives ideas about cool things and Philip writes poems about what Telemachus tells him

I couldn't help but make this quick sketch, maybe one day I'll clean it up

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Hermes being Tele's wingman while he is in Pylos is so funny to me

also yes, he did just change his hair color to orange just because he said that gingers are the prettiest

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not naming names but i hate this character design trope

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Just two dudes chilling in the underworld...stalking ppl

Greet the world with open arms? More like Open fist season, Greet these hands bro

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FRICK ‘IM UP, ODYSSEUS! FRICK ‘IM UP

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re your policy on donation solicitations - i am 100000% sure most of them that are direct asks are false anyway (scams or bots) and i don't want people from tumblr who are probably struggling anyway to get taken in by it ): i'm older and have disposable income and i am still deleting these and doing any giving i choose to do through verified organizations off of this platform. my wish for younger folks is that their immense capacity for empathy does not get them victimized by scammers. *hugs*

thank you anon <3

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Hey so fun new scam just dropped! I got a call earlier today from someone spoofing the local police department's desk number, asking me if there was a reason I'd missed my jury summons this morning.

Friends, I had not received a jury summons for this month. Which I told him, at which point his previously clear diction suddenly turned into a rapid mumble, only becoming clear for scary words like 'federal' and then asking to confirm my address, at which point I hung up and decided to call the police department later.

When I called the police department the desk officer sounded so tired y'all. All I had to say was "Hey I got a call earlier saying I missed jury duty this morning?" and she immediately sighed and told me that yes it was a scam that was going around and thanked me for calling to confirm.

So this is your periodic reminder that law enforcement agencies will not call you to tell you that you're in trouble. If you need to pay a fine of some sort they will mail you a physical invoice. Anyone calling you saying they're from the police or any other law enforcement organization (up to the CIA and yes I have heard of scammers attempting to impersonate CIA agents over the phone) who then tries to get financial information from you over the phone is a scammer.

I know I actually bang on about this a weird amount, but it is my fervent hope that the information will stick in peoples' brains if they get randomly selected for the adrenaline spike lottery. Scammers use scary words to get you to panic in order to shut down your critical thinking, and if even one person's brain spits out "Tumblr user waterhobbit said the cops/CIA/federal marshalls don't call about this shit" before their bank account routing number is in the hands of assholes I will consider it a job well done.

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The aftermath of "God Games"

Some Epic: the Musical fanart I've done in the recent months!! I have more so I'll probs post that too lmao, but yeah, this one's my favorite so far I think <3