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No offense but I think some of you would be a lot happier writing a fictional atlas or encyclopedia instead of a narrative story

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Two playing Coastal wolves in British Columbia by Lyman Creek Photography

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am i in a zoom class rn well yes but like . ea

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There is no way of accidentally doing a nazi salute twice in a row while the entire world is watching. This man needs to be killed

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Well those are allllmost done

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the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

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First family dinner back in Ithaca

Penelope: Want some pork for dinner, Darling?

Odysseus (gagging): No, Beloved. I don't think I'll ever look at a pig the same way.

Telemachus: Ooh! Dad, how about some bee-

Odysseus (terrified): No! Don't even finish that suggestion! (Whispering) He'll hear you.

(Penelope and Telemachus look at one another with concern)

Penelope: Well, we also have some fish.

Odysseus: Perfect!

(Odysseus proceeds to stab it as violently as possible)

Telemachus:...Mom, was he like this before or...?

Penelope (swooning): No, but I'm into it.

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Deleted Tosche Station scene from A New Hope

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@outtherewildering the pink blob pokemon is a shape shifter (Ditto). You can recognize a pokemon is a shape shifted one by their face having dot eyes. ( ・∇・)

The 3 orange dragons we see throught the story is 1 dragon growing up (first round with a fire tail as a child, then more choppy and a darker color as a teen and finally a full dragon with wings as an adult.)

Pokemon can breed by taking any pokemon you want to have (say a dragon) and a shape shifter and have them mate. There‘s an egg with the child/baby version of the not-shape shifter parent.

Full plot explanation under the cut

So on first reading it looks like the story of a growing dragon learning all sorts of skills from all sorts of different pokemon.

But it turns out that all those pokemon were the dragons father, who is a shape shifter blob pokemon. He‘s been taking on different roles to teach his kid all he needs to know.

Now the dragon is grown.

They go and visit the grave of the dragons mom, a dead dragon pokemon. That‘s also why the dad was raising the dragon alone.

So basically the blob dad is best dad doing everything he can for his kid.

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supple-MENTAL am I right-

I love how fast Jon spiraled between seasons

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I just found the funniest font ever

Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?

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That's just hilarious Jorge has now completed the transition to Odysseus himself. First with the chaos in getting to Ithaca. Then the storm. Now the internet cables being eaten by Scylla or sm. Like imagine if the gods saw the epic cast in Ithaca and decided it would be funny to recreate the odyssey.

.... anyways see you guys in 10 years at the livestream!

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Penelope is so funny to me personally. She’s been running a con. Her husband is covered in blood. Upon first glance the past 20 years have obviously had a harrowing effect on him. Her response is to immediately piss off this blood-soaked warrior

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while you studied the blade i studied the forge so i could make you the very best blade in the world! love you baby

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I feel like i should start posting here more so uhhh here are some sketches! epic has been consuming my mind as of late so i made an AU where theyre all animals lmao