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Achilles wouldn’t have died if he was wearing OSHA approved work boots.

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Okay. But did he just heat up hot coals to eat them and then lizard crawl up next to him to warm him up...? Because if so.

Howfuckingcute.

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they removed posting from tumblr. now there's only scrolling down through the vast blank expanse. great

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Real-life footage of me after Sinsmas:

(Send help)

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just got the single funniest autocorrect from my mum a few minutes ago.

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*birb sceeching noises*

*also supportive bf in the background* ♥

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This is the funniest shit that has happened to me on tumblr thank you for making me laugh mystery hater and hateie

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okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now

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you know when you get Autism Mad. like something happens in a non-ideal way and in your brain you know it literally doesnt matter but in your other more autistic brain youre like screaming & scrying & shitting the bed etc. i think you should be able to go into settings and opt out of that. i have better things to get upset about than failing to put up a decoration on the optimal day or being too stubborn to solve a problem via simple communication

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heeppy hoolida

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I love when characters are always drawn in lab coats even outside the lab because it implies that 1) they are either constantly violating lab safety rules or 2) they have a second, casual lab coat purely for external use

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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

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im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin

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shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

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You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:

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hey remember how awhile back i mentioned that tiktok has a whole trend where people mix cleaning supplies well i redownloaded tiktok so im finally able to show you what i mean

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