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[blessedpictures]

Ring ring. Blessed Pictures Presents is calling.

It's time for Fandom Trumps Hate, an annual charity auction run by fandom for any number of deserving charities. This year, you can find two, count em, two glorious auctions offered by yours truly, the Writer and Editor of Blessed Pictures Presents. For your bids, YOU could be the wonderful winner of one bespoke fanfiction, tailored to your specifications.

The starting bid for each is $5, and we will write anything up to and including Explicit fanfiction for most of the Remedyverse - Control and Alan Wake, of course, being our two preferred games. If you've ever wanted to see us tackle X pairing or Y kink, now's the time to shoot your shot and get it 100% guaranteed (within reason).

Sound good? Here's our auction page.

"But Blessed," I hear you ask, "this is wonderful but I want to support other fanwork creators in the Remedyverse fandoms!"

Say no more. We've got several auctions on offer by the wonderful Alan Wake/Remedyverse fandom creators you may know:

One fanart, with available ratings up to Explicit, at a starting bid of 5$, from @missvivisx - located here.

One fanart, with available rating up to Explicit, at a starting bid of 15$, from @sparkchemy - located here.

One fanfiction, with available rating up to Explicit, at a starting bid of 5$, from chaosdunk - located here.

One fanart, with available rating up to Explicit, at a starting bid of 5$, from @drdarling - located here.

Bidding begins MARCH 5TH and ends MARCH 9TH, though you can peruse these and all of the wonderful auctions currently up at the FTH Dreamwidth page.

[animentality]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I firmly believe that some stories can never be translated into a different medium and that's okay

[catchymemes]

[two-bees-poetry]

[sourdough-seal]

“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

[ad-wills]

[write-on-world]

[writing-prompt-s]

Two lovers have reincarnated throughout history, destined to find each other and fall in love all over again. There’s also this third guy that reincarnates alongside them… we don’t really know what he does.

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[blessedpictures]

Apparently, it's time for another kindly but ultimately rent-lowering reminder.

Neither the Editor nor I believe in art censorship. Much of our art, our fanfiction, is violent, dark, messy, non/dubcon queer erotica that would be considered "proshipping". Our very first post on AO3 involves a threesome with only one person who's consented, and that person murders one of the other two mid-coitus because it's funny to him. It's not like we've ever been subtle about it.

If you feel the need to follow us, that's your call. But if you're one of those with a "DNI" listing "problematic" art as one of your lines, you've already crossed it by following us. Perhaps consider what it means to come into OUR space and tell US not to interact with YOU. YOU are allowed to enjoy OUR art, but we aren't allowed to be considered humans worth your precious time for making it?

We will continue posting our mad queer horror erotica for as long as we're able, but consider, perhaps, who your DNI truly serves in this modern time of fascism and destruction. Consider, perhaps, where that wretched gaze will turn when the "degenerates" are gone.

[thesefallenembers]

the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.

[prompt-heaven]

a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town

academy

adventurer's guild

alchemist

apiary

apothecary

aquarium

armory

art gallery

bakery

bank

barber

barracks

bathhouse

blacksmith

boathouse

book store

bookbinder

botanical garden

brothel

butcher

carpenter

cartographer

casino

castle

cobbler

coffee shop

council chamber

court house

crypt for the noble family

dentist

distillery

docks

dovecot

dyer

embassy

farmer's market

fighting pit

fishmonger

fortune teller

gallows

gatehouse

general store

graveyard

greenhouses

guard post

guildhall

gymnasium

haberdashery

haunted house

hedge maze

herbalist

hospice

hospital

house for sale

inn

jail

jeweller

kindergarten

leatherworker

library

locksmith

mail courier

manor house

market

mayor's house

monastery

morgue

museum

music shop

observatory

orchard

orphanage

outhouse

paper maker

pawnshop

pet shop

potion shop

potter

printmaker

quest board

residence

restricted zone

sawmill

school

scribe

sewer entrance

sheriff's office

shrine

silversmith

spa

speakeasy

spice merchant

sports stadium

stables

street market

tailor

tannery

tavern

tax collector

tea house

temple

textile shop

theatre

thieves guild

thrift store

tinker's workshop

town crier post

town square

townhall

toy store

trinket shop

warehouse

watchtower

water mill

weaver

well

windmill

wishing well

wizard tower

[afniel]

This is the magic lucky word count. Reblog for creativity juice. It might even work, who knows.

[bebx]