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Soda Pop: A highly carbonated soda drink. It can be used to restore 50 HP to a single Pokémon.

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don’t talk to ME about gay yearning. in 2020 during lockdown i lived alone on a boat for three months. i went ashore once a day to work in a marine bio lab. we all had to access the lab at different times so we were never together & risking infection. i was alone all day every day, from my boat to the lab and back to my boat. one day a woman anchored her boat beside mine. we passed each other ashore just once at the harbor and she hit on me and invited me back to her boat. i told her i’d love nothing more but i could not risk exposure because of my weak immune system. she said it was a shame but that she understood. that night i was watering my vegetable garden i grew in 5 gallon buckets up on my roof and playing music on my speaker. “american pie” came on and she climbed up on her roof and shouted all the lyrics to every verse at me across the water and we danced together on our respective roofs. she raised anchor and moved on a few days later.

so yeah i know what it is to die a thousand deaths in an instant while your heart beats on.

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Every day i see wonderful creatures online

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Shopping in Finland with Google Translate be like...

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Randomly stumbled upon a panel lining tutorial featuring Miorine Rembran (cosplay), but her ahoge kept swinging from side to side and distracting me, so I didn't learn anything.

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fitness girlies

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if you think about it (dont think about it), a posessed doll and a robot infected with a virus arent so different after all (and theyre in love)

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nintendo legit made a news app so they don't have to use twitter anymore

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I ❤️ contributing to low birth rates

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Thank you for 3.5 years Mumei!!! 🤎🤎🫶

also crying after the announcement 😭😭

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on top of the world because of u

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i hurt myself with Big Jack by Pet Foolery (can find on instagram) again and no one seems to have posted the whole comic so. here. someone reminded me of it and i tracked it down. gonna go cry in a corner now.