#+ the average shitpost

[mawu-yama]

good levyfox night i got unhinged

[ohitspurple2]

[awwkie]

Amok Time being Chekov's first episode will never not be funny to me. It's his first day on the job and the first officer is in heat

[anbaisai]

ace you can't just ask something like that

[helioxed]

happening at the same time

[i-eat-mold]

can you imagine being Nakahara Chuuya, 15 years old? for starters you’re 15 which by itself is a nightmare but whatever. you’re the head of this weird kid gang in the slumps where you grew up and btw you also don’t remember anything that happened before the age of 8. you can manipulate gravity which is pretty cool and you have some friends ish that you have to protect (aka said gang members that are also just kids and early teenagers) because you just have a heart so big that won’t fit inside your ribcage but whatever. and you know how 15yos are they have like their own language and behavior for each of their own little social groups and if you don’t act or talk or whatever that way then you’re like really weird, but whatever.

one day you find this weird kid that is dressed like he walked right out of his own funeral and is also covered in bandages and just won’t fucking shut up. he’s the most annoying *thing* you’ve ever seen even though he’s barely alive. You obviously beat him up right away and then he becomes even weirder. suddenly you’re stuck with the weirdest boy you could have ever imagined. he’s the dumbest person alive, he communicates by staring into your soul with his one(1) empty void of an eye and saying absolutely nothing. he acts like he has never had a single social interaction in his life. he declares his love for you within the same day of meeting him. Btw, you’re stuck with him for the next seven years. Oh, and he lives in a metal container in a dump. Also he has like two friends which you are pretty sure don’t even like him either. one of them barely talks and is somehow even weirder than the boy itself and the other one is an absolute stuck up which you are pretty sure might be a double agent but no one says anything despite how obvious it seems to you. you still aren’t sure whether this boy wants to die or not. he is an absolute machine at playing arcade video games but a completely useless piece of shit at everything else. He rolls on the floor when he’s focused. oh and also he has stated several times that he spends every waking moment thinking of how to make you miserable, and somehow he still would never let you die.

i guess he’s your friend?

[viibo]

"it's not that deep"

[wonkyradio]

That was... Not the expected response, but alright.

[spirk-trek]

when their shadows show that their souls are eternally intertwined 🥰🥰🥰

[bookwyrminspiration]

i'm SO tired of the narrative of grilled cheese as such a lovely, simple sandwich. it's NOT they're LYING to you. it would be easier to make croissants blindfolded than to make a grilled cheese. it would be easier to invent faster than light travel. it would be easier to break into the white house, find a butter knife, cut trump into 67 different pieces, and serve each piece in a different dish at the inaugural dinner than to make a grilled cheese. the delicate balance of toasting the bread without burning and getting the cheese melty enough to even just fucking hold itself together is an unsolvable equation. you can't win. if your bread is toasty your cheese is entirely unmelted. if your cheese even begins to melt on the sides guess what? the bread's already burned! it doesn't matter what pan you use, what heat setting, what bread and cheese, you WILL have unevenly burnt bread and lukewarm cheese and it won't even hold the fucking bread slices together! you shred the cheese and that just makes it all fall off. you cover the pan for a bit of steam to melt the cheese and the bread gets fucked up. and GOD FORBID you want to throw a lil something extra in there. and then, at the end of it all, you cut into it and what happens? everything squishes out the sides. grilled cheese is the devil's recipe and he's laughing. just make cheesy bread or some shit i'm so goddamned tired

[yingxtkm]

I don’t know why but I still have this old shitty photoshop edit I made in my server awhile back in my camera roll. So I’m blessing y’all with it :^)) yw

[somewhatsentientspellbook]

"this god keep arguing with me. can you destroy?"

[mohgreal]

do you guys think miquella the kind ever looked at the rot in the land of shadow and the pink sky and temporarily thought of malenia

[tainebot01]

Phoenix Wright is So Stupid Funny as a player POV character because you start off playing ace attorney thinking he's just your self insert Relatable Protag Man with an illogical haircut in a world full of crazy then as the games go on and/or you switch perspectives you slowly begin to realise he's always been just as buck wild if not a complete lunatic since day one. But in his own mind he's always just so convinced he's a Completely Regular Lawyerdude surrounded by a bunch of freaks. And I love him all the more for it. What is wrong with this man.

[squircatlies]

Hey, Malevolent fic writers, just a reminder, you can make any crossover happen by having Kayne send John and Arthur to whatever universe you like.

He could task them with grabbing some item for him or killing someone or simply just be like: "I want to see what happens if I put you in a room with Light Yagami." He can just do that. Any time period too. No convoluted excuse needed, Kayne wants to put those guys in situations just as much as we do and he's perfectly capable of doing so.

[thermodynamic-comedian]

jonah magnus is a massive britney spears fan and if martin hadn't distracted him during the unknowing he would've been up in his office, watching everything go down, listening to circus.