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*entering a warehouse*

Tim: I don’t wanna get shot, Hood

Jason: Just stay low, you’ll be the lookout

Tim: Good, cuz I can lookout from outside

Jason: Get back here

- from psych s4e7

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Jason: *reading a letter* signed… “tin” drake… you misspelt your name

Tim: I did that on purpose

Jason: No you didn’t

Tim: You’re right, I was in a hurry and didn’t have spell check

Jason: You need spell check for your own name?

-from psych s5e4

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Red Hood just starts shooting at a Robin and the goons lose their shit, because that's the equivalent of asking Batman to make time in his schedule to fuck you up.

Goon: "Boss, come on, maybe let's leave the kid alone--"

Jason, snatching someone else's gun so he can keep shooting into the shadows after the first one ran out: "That's right you better run, you piece of shit! If you ever dye my hair pink again I'll fucking end you!"

Goon:

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batkids + things I’ve experienced as a college student

Dick: gets stopped by people to talk about their bible study group, walking out of the building to see a guy being arrested, then misses the bus

Barbara: freshman dorms. disgusting shared bathrooms. people break/take out the elevator lights, gotta ride them in complete darkness for a whole semester. loud neighbors. like 10 fire alarms in one year.

Jason: procrastinating a project until the day it’s due. hasn’t started it and has no idea how to do it. goes unpunished tho bc the professor makes it extra credit.

Cass: going absolutely ham the last two weeks of class because there’s like 200 campus dollars saved on the account that can only be used for food.

Tim: getting a plate full of green spanish rice and shredded cheese in the dining hall. that’s dinner for tonight… and many nights to come.

Steph: dressing up for halloween as a custodian. wearing green turtle-neck and luigi hat. only to wear a vacuum backpack, looking like luigi’s mansion.

Duke: goes to TA hours with like 10 other people all crowded into a library study room. all the calculus questions are about physics and even the TA has no idea. only person who got the question in the study room got help from her physics professor dad.

Damian: left a lecture after listening to classmates argue if fortnite is considered a competitive game or not for 30 mins. people brought up the difference between fornite’s rng vs hearthstone’s rng.

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But since we're all gonna die, there's one more secret I feel I have to share with you. I do not care for reverse!robins/batkids age reversal

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new chapter up !!

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Obsessed with them

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I don’t know if this is a hot take or what but guardians of the galaxy is a lot more found family than the avengers

(gotg vol 3 is probably the first mcu film where I actually cried)

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I am so happy it's may. I snort mer au's like they're crack cocaine

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nothing is more humbling than trying to learn how to draw at 19 years old

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“hand me my tap shoes and cymbals”

You’ve finally done it. You’ve proven the existence of magic; discovered how an ordinary human cast spells to control that immense arcane power. There’s just one problem making you hesitate about publishing your findings: spellcasting looks so very… STUPID…

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writing, in theory: fun

writing, in practice: [unintelligible noises] [sobs] [maniacal laughter] [screams]

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*getting ready to return after a mission*

Bruce: Have everything you came with?

Dick: Yup.

Jason: And more.

Bruce:

Dick:

Jason: What?

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I was rereading damian’s robin comics and these goes so hard

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i love eda. my girl took a random demon home as a pet then realised he was sentient and spent 8 years calling him her roommate before she adopted him. and then she found out he was jesus

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batkids and their favorite 90s anime

Dick: pokemon. the amount of hours he clocked in on his gameboy. he watched the show growing up and still puts it on to unwind sometimes. for sure plays all the games

Jason: slut for studio ghibli films. has watched all of them. kiki's delivery service enthusiast (so valid) and cries during grave of the fireflies every time (also valid)

Cass: cardcaptor sakura. she thought sakura and li were so cute together. has her own deck of clow cards and a plushie of kero. she watched the anime like 3 times

Tim: neon genesis evangelion … enough said

Steph: hunter x hunter. feels superior because she watched the 1999 version before the reboot. her favorite character is kurapika and boos everytime hisoka is on screen

Duke: digimon. he definitely thinks digimon is better than pokemon and will argue with anyone who disagrees. gave dick the silence treatment for two whole days once because of this

Damian: sailor moon obviously. his favorite character is sailor mars. definitely adopts a black cat and names it luna. gets into "sailor moon solos goku" fights

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(The evolution trigger is ✨Trauma✨)

Edit: since there seems to be some confusion about all the AU Jasons, here's a list of where they're from.

From Left to right Red Hooded Ninja: Young Justice cartoon Red Hood: Red Hood and the Outlaws (2016), DC comics Arkham Knight: Batman: Arkham Knight video game Red Robin: Death in the Family interactive movie Father Todd: Flashpoint: The World of Flashpoint #2, DC comics