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Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?

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wow

wow

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shorty got them apple bottom jeans  boots with the fur (with the fur) the whole club was staring at her she hit the floor 

is shorty ok, because she hit the floor pretty hard

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when you hold your pee and you can feel it seeping out of you

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so when i was in 2nd grade, we had to write a story in our journals every week, and then our teacher would read our stories and tell us what to fix and stuff. i wasn't a very creative child so every time i just wrote about "the three best friends" until one day, my teacher told me to change the topic. so i said ok, and instead i wrote about "the 4 best friends"

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The D

im gonna make a successful restaurant called the D, then everyones gonna want the D

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sometimes I close my eyes and I can’t see

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aw damn it my swag expired 3 days ago

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what do u call a dishonest buffalo

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I ate a bun and as the cashier tried to stop me

Hold my cart you're next in line anyways

what if I can't digest you?

I'll carve your name into my ham

over the fire that will roast it

and what's so good about looking at the prices?

what if I don't even want to?

Walmart,

There ain’t a thing that you can do that’s gonna ruin my appetite,

but there’s just something about your dairy isle and your cheddar and your blue cheese

licking my fingers ‘cause I’m done, and I’ve decided that there’s so much food in here

and baby honestly it’s harder eating next to you, i swear

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If you could have babies with tea, would you? Like you have Human shaped babies but you suck on them and you get tea

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abercrombie and fitch rhymes with sandwich now which would u rather spend money on

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how do you tell a guy politely you want to push him against a wall and make out with him

one wishes to reposition you unto the nearest structure and acquaint our faces in a feverish manner

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do you have fine written all over you?

because youre a parking ticket