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When I tell you I just witnessed the most DELICIOUS Damian Wayne cosplay I’ve ever seen I AM NOT JOKING.

I feel like he’s one of those characters that are kinda hard to do because his hair is a weird shape but this person is a straight up SHAPESHIFTER. Anyways I just wanted to rant abt them and if your interested their TikTok is @alethl1t and I highly recommend supporting them

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IM ASTOUNDED

some traditional drawings that i’ll finish in a few days maybe

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Blah blah blah something something- Spoiler is a complex character and dumbing her down to comedy relief is disrespectful to her character…WHO SAID THAT??

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Reblog if you've found friendship because of your fandoms.

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bro my entire ass computer glitched oout on me today and i lost ALL my drafts

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i fear i've been so sucked into the sims this past week that i forgot i had a tumblr account to post on

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Do you have any Doctor Damian fic recs? Please and thank you 🙂‍↕️

IVE BEEN WAITING TO BRING THIS FIC UP!!! https://archiveofourown.org/works/65777473/chapters/169406170 by WindyEngel is a very amusing and fun interpretation of a doctor Damian au! however it is a crossover and not completely Damian centric, sadly i don't find many dami-centric doctor fics but i really enjoyed this one and at the very least i recommend skipping through and reading the parts with damian in it.

that said if anyone else had some doctor damian fics i dont know about i would adore a link!!!

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They’re WHAT

was somebody gonna tell me that ao3 and Tumblr are being shipped together or was I just supposed to find that information out myself what

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I hate having to post political posts like this nut he we are again. Anybody from the UK wanna sign this. Folks from outside the UK maybe share it?

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Damian trying to be a normal human but he was raised in such wild circumstances he can’t function normally:

*damian seeing a child trip and cut themselves on the sidewalk*

*damian crouching next to the kid*: …man up little one. Show your dominance. Overcome this frivolous flesh wound and monopolize the playground!

*child runs away crying*

Damian: damn. Kids these days.

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Damian: sir you have a serious fracture you’re going to need surgery.

Patient: surgery?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT COSTS?!

Damian: YOU CAN GET THE SURGERY OR GET THESE FISTS

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Jon: Damian stop doing that you’re scaring the neighbors.

*damian with RBF who keeps hauling suspicious body bags in his house*: what do you mean Jonathan I’m not doing anything

Jonathan: if you keep bringing your art supplies in with that people are going to think you’re crazy!

Damian: good. The less questions they ask the better…

Jonathan: see it’s that kind of talking that makes my coworkers ask if I’m okay at home with you

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This goes right back at YOU 🫵 do NOT undermine yourself 💕

Sometimes when my friends are having self worth issues I start sounding like a very offended fea who's human wants to back out on a deal they made

Because what do you mean you feel you don't deserve this? We struck a deal when we met, you gave me your name and vital information about a big part of both our worlds, and in turn I gave you my name, my very own thoughts and feelings. I had warned you of the risks, you knew what was waiting on the other side and decided to risk that journey just to see what else it would entail, you accept it of your own volition and now you wish to turn back, go into the darkness and the cold all alone.

I had told you when we met this deal cannot be broken, once you've completed your end of the bargain there was no turning back, though our paths may split at times a part of you will forever stay with me now, just as a part of me is now with you.

"Deserving" never had any part in this, and you cannot chase me away simply with your foolish intrusive thoughts and fears.

Deal with it.

( @aestknowsbest @iridescentcrow @the-paladin-gay @stephforl1fe this applies to you too as the people I talk to most on here, though it is a very random speech)

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Headcannon that Damian has the separation anxiety from being dropped off by Talia

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His love language is gifting and often he gives small gifts to his family members weekly, anywhere from sketches he made to appreciation letters veiled as vaguely threatening notes. Once tim received a note from Damian saying “be careful..” and he was paranoid for a month.

He feels uncomfortable going out to places or social events without someone he knows so he always has someone on speed dial, a pack of anxiety meds, and a piece of cloth that smells like Richard which was given to him after his first time having a panic attack during a gala where they found out dicks cologne was the only thing helping him ground himself.

Eventually when he gets to know others like Jon and becomes more comfortable with them he passes on similar behaviors with them. After every patrol Damian buys Jon icecream, he makes sure to tell Nika that he said appreciates her company every time they meet (a high compliment from him), and he always goes on adventures with Maps whenever he has the time.

Everyone thinks he does this because of random strokes of kindness or something but Damian actually is just scared that if he doesn’t do something for them every so often they’ll leave him and when they hear this from him they give him as many cuddles and reassurances as possible and Bruce gives him a one way ticket to a psychiatrist (much to Damian’s dismay)

It’s not perfect and Damian still definitely has his worries but he’ll be okay because now he has like a bagillion people by his side to stand with him.

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Bruce: so…does anyone want to tell me what happened here?

*Damian, Jason, Tim, and Duke all completely drenched next to a completely dry and happy Titus*

Jason: what the fuck do you think happened?

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For the first time in Saint Louis Zoo history, a cheetah has given birth to 8 cheetah cubs .

Awww look at their faces! I want to cuddle them!!

But I wont. 

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A Reverse Robins Au except Damian is just the most obnoxious vicious older brother ever.

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*Damian breaking an expensive vase*

Damian: OMG TIM WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!

Tim: WHAT?! NonoNO- YOUR the one that broke it!

Damian: Tt. Timothy I’ve been trained since BIRTH I wouldn’t make such a trivial mistake like that.

Tim: bullshit!

Bruce: Tim no cursing and please just clean up your mess-

Tim: ARE YOU SERIOUS!

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*Steph relaxing by the pool reading a magazine*

Damian: hello Stephanie- OH MY GOSH IS THAT ONE DIRECTION?!

Stephanie: WHERE?!!

Damian: *pushes Steph into the pool*

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*Damian nudging Tim*

Damian: heh check this out

Tim: oh god what did you do-

Damian: I found one of Alfred the cats laser pointers and I’ve been messing with Jason all day *points the laser at the wall next to Jason*

*jason swiveling around to find the red dot that’s been flickering in the corner of his eye for the past hour*

Jason: PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE SAW THAT

Damian: saw what? Are you okay Todd?

Tim: your like the worst brother ever sometimes

*Damian still flicking the laser on and off near Jason*: worth it.

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