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New years restitution: just get it together in general
#new years resolution#2015#2016#goals#resolution#I want to#learn spanish#speak spanish#be fluent in spanish#I need a buddy#someone should be my speaking buddy#And#get better with html#create a website#And css#to make it look nice#css#html#program#also I want to develop an app#And hopefully get it up on the android market#someone should help me#And motivate me#motivate#inspire#also I want to#be healthy#Like lose 10 pounds#And just eat healthy#be goals
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me: why am i not a thousand note selfie kinda guy?
brain: u ugly lol
me: oh, yeah
#not mine#obviously cause i'm beautiful#lol yeah right#anyways#text post#chat#funny#humor#teen relate#relatable#teenager#selfie#seriously#duh#comedy
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thanks for reminding me what my most listened radio station is Pandora :))) it’s not like I listen to it enough to know :)))))))))
#I was like no shit#sherlock#sarcasm#fyi#thanks for that#I totally needed a reminder of how much of a loser I am#music#station#radio#pop punk#punk rock#that's what I like#how about you guys#music taste#rock and roll#yeah this is pointless#whatever I hope you enjoy this
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How does a penguin build it's house?
IGLOOS IT TOGETHER.
#haha#lol#joke#text post#winter#snow#christmas#not mine#funny#puns#punny#penguin#merry christmas#happy holidays#frost#igloo#house#animal#teen#teenager#relate#leave now#should I start posting textposts that aren't mine#itd be a lot easier#because I'm not original#or creative#so please don't unfollow#i'm trying to improve my blog
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Why don't we talk about the awkward moment when you're in the hallway at school during the pledge of allegiance and you don't know what to do
#this just happened to me#and there were others#some stopped#some kept walking#others walked while pledging#school#hallways#america#murica#usa#flag#loyalty#is it betrayl#awkward moments#is it just me#it can't be if I say that
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White people things: sending Christmas cards with themselves on it
#White people things#I don't get it#good thing I don't have to do that#and I've never seen a black family do that#why#juat send dollar store Christmas cards#duh#relatable#teenager relate#teen#christmas#winter#happy holidays#and then boom#comes in your mailbox#and youre like yayy#with much sarcasm
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never understood how someone can say I love you and not mean it
#i always mean it#and that's sad#ily#be true to your words#right?#i hate this#like no#say what you mean#i take it seriously#because it's a serious thing#like bruh#love#teen#relationships#couples#crushes#goals#relatable#lies
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swimming is the devil’s sport
#my mom made me#try swim#and i hate it#but i don't want to quit#like idk why#it sucks#sucks ass#like i can't breathe#and it's two hours everyday#like bruh#i can't even walk up the stairs#without like dying#and i threw up today#and i can't jump off thebox#and i hate turning#and i suck#like really badly compared to other people#it makes me sad#but yeah#swimming problems#swimmer#swimmer thoughts
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You guys should submit text posts and I'll give you credit for them
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daily reminder to not be an asshole :)
#ps#note#textpost#it would be amazing#for all of us#around#i hope you have a great day#sorry ive been inactive#teen#teenager#relate#relatable#post#jerk#dont be rude#dont be
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i can’t netflix and chill with you because i would need to explain to my mom that a boy asked me to watch tv with him and it’s not weird and face the conversations that would follow
#me rn#like idk#we're not dating#so i guess its a date#but it's weird#netflix and chill#problems#struggles#relatable#hopefully#like you sit in the car#and it's like so how'#was it#what did you do#like ugh#i wish i could just do what i want#strict parent problems#growing up with strict parents#teenager#teen
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don’t ever think of someone as less than you are because in the end, we’re all just human
#fuck authority#and social positions#and rankings#no one is better than you#you are awesome#and you should act like the queen#despite your gender#you are queen#have respect but don't belittle yourself#balance#but don't think just because#someone's grades are better#or their face is clear#or they make more money than you#that they are above you#because we all end up the same#dead
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So today there was a substitute in my band and he's like I have no idea what you do in band and a guy says "we concert band and chill"
#school#teacher#band#band geek#I hate hastagging#it's so boring#but it works to get people to look#but bruhh#like tf#smart ass#memes#pepe#Netflix and chill#clarinet#percussion#band jokes#haha#lol#lmao#humour#I laughed#and then the sub says#you're not on my chill list#like roast back bruh#road back
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*hits head*
person:hey is ur head OK?
me: haven’t had any complaints
#inappropriate#but kind of funny#my friend told me this#but she said it to her mother#i died#teenager#teen#relate#lol#funny#joke#sexual joke#humour#hmu#ill suck dick anyday#that probably isn't true#but idk#i try to amuse myself
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me (while crying): i'm not crying
#NOTMINE#textpost#this is the first textpost#that isn't mine#should i start#reblogging content#as well as making my#own#what do you guys think#let me know#relatable#relate#teen#teenager#teens#emotions#new name btw#ill start being more active#sorry it's been stressful lately
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texting someone and getting a “who is this” is sad because they literally went to your contact and clicked delete at one point
#this happened to me#and i liked the guy#im a loser#ig#texting#phone#sad#upsetting#i wish i was pretty#so no one would delete my number#maybe i'll post a selfie#once you guys start caring about this blog#but im going to post more on it#i'm getting myself together#for the 3rd time this week#oops#i'll try#but idk what to post#i'll start a post that asks you guys what you want to see#i might change the theme of this blog#but idk yet
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*friend says something that reminds me of Halloween*
me: HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN LAHOOWLEKN HALLEOWNWD HWLOALKJD LEOWWNEEEN HALOWNEEN WHANELEHEN HALOWWEN HALOWEIENRE HALLOWEEN HALOWWEN LOAHOLWEEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#halloween#its almost here#yayy#can't wait#scary#scary movies#pumpkins#skeletons#jack o lanterns#costumes#candy#trick or treating#fear#ghosts#demons#me#same#bones#graves#face paint#new name guys#it's me#probably going to lose followers for this#but im over it#idc#yes i do
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