#inappropriate

[petitegoose]

[james-tugger-case]

A guy working at a lumberyard accidentally sheared off all ten of his fingers. At the hospital, the surgeon said: ‘Give me the fingers and I’ll see what I can do.’

‘I haven’t got them,’ said the man.

‘Why not?’ asked the surgeon. ‘This is 2005, we’ve got microsurgery and all kinds of amazing techniques. I could have put them back on and made you like new. So why didn’t you bring the fingers?’

The man said: ‘I couldn’t pick them up.’

[tilbageidanmark]

Joke's on you

[fishthegenderwitch]

The Christian Lady capacity to straight up ignore whatever they are not focusing on specifically is weirdly impressive sometimes. Today I'm grateful for that.

Today at work, my brain did that thing where it sees many words and melds them together into an inappropriate sentence. I was looking at the shambles that is the Spirituality section, where books are just crammed and stacked willynilly (idk what's been going on the past week but someone's not doing their jobs; twas a mess). So I laugh about it, tell a coworker, and move on with the day.

Many hours later, a Christian lady comes in and says she's looking for a specific book, and they always ask me like I have encyclopedic knowledge of the contents of our used bookstore. The capacity (and we are always over this, guaranteed) is about 40,000 books, not counting the media room.

"I'm looking for "Jesus the Man" by Barbara Thiering," she says to me.

Whereupon I decide this is the time to tell her about the book meld from earlier that day, even going so far as to point at both books while telling her, "You ever see some books near each other and your brain just crams the titles together weird? Today I saw these. See these two books? {The books stacked beside each other are Saturdays with Billy [Graham], and Killing Jesus} My brain melded these together this morning and I got "Killing with Jesus!"

She just blithely keeps talking, for which I am grateful. Then I helped her look for her book.

[Sometimes the brain gremlins take control of the reins and I'm just like What just happened.]

[james-tugger-case]

Fuckin' Marines....... Semper Fi Jarheads!

[abbyunderground]

You can tell a relationship won’t last if they’ve been dating for *maybe* a week and are already saying “I love you”

[alpojones]

Grandpa and Baby Jewel.

[farmer-jean-paul]

i need a sdv mod that changes Willy's name to Dick because that was his name allegedly before stardew was released

[inappropriatepiratebricks]

Happy New Year 2025

Just a quick post to say Happy New Year to all the legends who support me with my little brick adventure. It’s amazing to see how many friends I have made in this community of like minded nutters, and you can also expect more crazy antics in 2025! Best wishes and lots of love to you all, Inappropriate.

[lucifer-the-fetus-eater]

i'm researching the development of the reproductive system (i got distracted while watching strange aeons' new video and drawing) and you know it's kinda like buying ground chuck at the grocery store

same stuff, makes different things

like im onna use it to make burgers one night and the othernight meat loaf

but you could also use it to make meatballs too so it's not like... you can use it for only two different things. or like... pasghetti bolognese...