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“why can’t you act like the rest of the kids your age???” oh sorry let me just *drinks alcohol* *smokes* *vapes* *snorts a line of coke* *what’s the right tense for heroin* *uses a fake id to go clubbing*

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WHAT THE FUCK

i’m crying????

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i’m crying????

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hot take but for ME PERSONALLY if someone cheats on me i don’t care. like it’s. not that deep. imm not saying people aren’t valid for hating it when their partner cheats but personally i really don’t care…

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went to plug my phone in just now but i tried to put the adapter in my phone and the cord in the wall bye i’m going back to sleep

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maturing is putting your phone in your bra because you have no pockets and need to use both your hands

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me when i find a chatbot with a picrew pfp like “okay i guess i can look past it”, but then the intro is longer than my screen with no paragraph breaks, no full stops, no quotation marks, and horrific spelling.

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what was quarantine even about bro 🥀🥀🥀

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has anyone ever actually stayed at the YMCA… was it fun…

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got the compulsive liar to avoid maternal punishment + compulsive liar from bipolar disorder + is just a right wing gay man type friendgroup going on rn

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me: oh man! i’ve trained my umamusume so hard! there’s no way we can lose this!

mihono bourbon: kachow

me: oh shit

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house if he joined the sas

dare i say ghost is like house md in a sense

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dare i say ghost is like house md in a sense

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so did subway use ai in their ad recently or am i just tripping fr

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when they take more than two seconds to respond

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i found the lupus episode omfg

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update: i miraculously got worse. i have sneezed 20 times. i can’t smell anything. pray for me y’all. or wtv you wanna do idc