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Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

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It’s pride month so you know what that means. Time to reveal the new genders.

There’s gas price, Goo-Gone™️, and ghost face.

We also have magazine, mesothelioma, and Megatron.

Finally there’s Applebee’s, arson, and amphetamine.

If you buy all three, you get a secret fourth gender while supplies last.

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Oh you’re experiencing the horrors a few times a year? Amateurs. I expérience the horrors 2 times a week like my doctor prescribed.

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Ten Word Book Reviews: The Maidens

All the possibility, none taken; inauthentic, vapid; left wanting more

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Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss this.

Mansplain, Manipulate, Malewife that.

What about Androgyny, Anxiety, Anarchy?

Representation matters.

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Ten Word Book Reviews: If We Were Villains

Beautiful prose, great characters, captivating plot; a well written book

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Ten Word Book Reviews: The Female of the Species

Great voices, good characters; the virginity stuff was weird though

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Ten Word Book Reviews: One of Us Is Lying

Artfully melodramatic, captivating plot, trope-y; a slightly better 13 reasons

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Ten Word Book Reviews: Some Girls Do

Morgan has no awareness; Ruby has depth. Coming out’s complicated.

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Ten Word Book Review: It Ends With Us

Ellen Degeneres deserves many things but not dedicated diary entries.

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Broke: I want traditional gender roles and long to be a submissive housewife because that is way nature intends everything to be.

Woke: I want traditional gender roles so I can be a housewife because it is something that deeply fulfills and I feel appreciated and supported by my spouse and my children.

Bespoke: I want traditional gender roles so I can reject unsuitable proposals, play the pianoforte, take a turn about the room, and reject more unsuitable proposals.

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I want urban fantasy with sirens operating scam websites and email spam scams. In the modern day and age, sirens aren’t sitting in a public fountain singing to you. They’re sending you emails pretending to be a long lost grand mother requesting help after she’s fallen into financial ruin. Honestly a siren could lure me in with a song about garlic bread.

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Ten word book review: Lightlark

Who needs good writing when you can heavy hand plot

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I’ll never forget the moment I realized I was ace when asked “what’s something you couldn’t live without” at a bachelorette party and everyone said the name of their partner but I said grapes followed by an extremely awkward silence.

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“I bet you’re a freak in the sheets.” They say.

I’m not in the sheets. I’m in the streets. Digging through your trash. I’m a raccoon.