punki-miltonia
punki miltonia
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punki-miltonia · 24 days ago
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punki-miltonia · 24 days ago
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I find myself thinking "god, I need a cigarette" way too often for someone who doesn't actually smoke. but what can I say. I've been needing a cigarette
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punki-miltonia · 24 days ago
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WISDOM UPDATE
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punki-miltonia · 24 days ago
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how to kiss a boy
grab his waist
slip your hand in his pocket
steal his wallet
dont even kiss him
just run
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punki-miltonia · 1 month ago
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"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete
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punki-miltonia · 3 months ago
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Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.
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punki-miltonia · 4 months ago
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punki-miltonia · 7 months ago
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It’s pride month so you know what that means. Time to reveal the new genders.
There’s gas price, Goo-Gone™️, and ghost face.
We also have magazine, mesothelioma, and Megatron.
Finally there’s Applebee’s, arson, and amphetamine.
If you buy all three, you get a secret fourth gender while supplies last.
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punki-miltonia · 1 year ago
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Oh you’re experiencing the horrors a few times a year? Amateurs. I expérience the horrors 2 times a week like my doctor prescribed.
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punki-miltonia · 2 years ago
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Ten Word Book Reviews: The Maidens
All the possibility, none taken; inauthentic, vapid; left wanting more
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punki-miltonia · 2 years ago
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Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss this.
Mansplain, Manipulate, Malewife that.
What about Androgyny, Anxiety, Anarchy?
Representation matters.
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punki-miltonia · 2 years ago
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Ten Word Book Reviews: If We Were Villains
Beautiful prose, great characters, captivating plot; a well written book
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punki-miltonia · 2 years ago
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Ten Word Book Reviews: The Female of the Species
Great voices, good characters; the virginity stuff was weird though
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punki-miltonia · 2 years ago
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Ten Word Book Reviews: One of Us Is Lying
Artfully melodramatic, captivating plot, trope-y; a slightly better 13 reasons
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punki-miltonia · 2 years ago
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Ten Word Book Reviews: Some Girls Do
Morgan has no awareness; Ruby has depth. Coming out’s complicated.
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punki-miltonia · 2 years ago
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Ten Word Book Review: It Ends With Us
Ellen Degeneres deserves many things but not dedicated diary entries.
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punki-miltonia · 2 years ago
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Broke: I want traditional gender roles and long to be a submissive housewife because that is way nature intends everything to be.
Woke: I want traditional gender roles so I can be a housewife because it is something that deeply fulfills and I feel appreciated and supported by my spouse and my children.
Bespoke: I want traditional gender roles so I can reject unsuitable proposals, play the pianoforte, take a turn about the room, and reject more unsuitable proposals.
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