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deleting Microsoft Teams is self care 🥳

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There’s something about running through the corridors a screaming 100 gecs lyrics that makes you feel alive ✨

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On a scale of one to drinking the art paint water, how serious is your school about COVID?

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Guess who was productive today? 😎

Not me 🧚‍♀️✨

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How’s school for everyone now?

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Teachers have no clue what they’re doing. Teachers have no clue what they’re doing. Teachers have no clue what they’re doing. Teachers have no clue what they’re doing. Teachers have no clue what they’re doing. Teachers have no clue what they’re doing. Teachers have no clue what they’re doing. Teachers have no clue what they’re doing. Teachers have no clue what they’re doing. Teachers have no clue what they’re doing.

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My classmate brought Tea for lunch, i took a sip without asking, and it was clearly tea, but my other classmate smelled it, and said it was cola, the classmate who brought the tea herself said it was tea, but classmate 2 KEEPS SAYING IT'S COLA, YESTERDAY HE DRANK IT AND STILL INSISTS IT'S COLA, EVERYONE SAYS IT'S TEA, YET HE INSISTS ON COLA!

Maybe they’re messing with you if the person who bought it says it’s tea it probably is. However if they can tell it’s cola by the smell they are very talented.

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Ayyyy we fuckin did it lads 😫😫🥵💯💯

Thanks y’all

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Can anybody REALLY do maths??

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There’s been so much drug/gang shit going on at my school that there now bringing in sniffer dogs and I’m pretty sure 90% of the schools gonna be expelled

Oof what a mood :/ At least it’ll be a bit quieter.

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Can someone with mediocre photoshop skills please make a Bill Nye the FBI guy??? Please it’s my dying wish

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hole in the wall

So there's a hole in the wall in my chemistry class. It's only about 2 inches wide. I don't know how long it's been there, but recently my teacher started writing "pray to Frankie for good luck" on the whiteboard before every test with an arrow pointing to the hole. Some kids kneal before the hole and pray. I'm still surprised everytime I walk into class on a test day and see people praying to Frankie

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Reasons why Olivia from Twelfth Night is such a fucking mood.

“ O, I have read it, it is heresy.”

“ Take the Fool away.”

“Fetch him off, I pray you. He speaks nothing but madman. Fie on him!”

“ Tell him he shall not speak with me.”

“Have you any commission from your lord to negotiate with my face?”

“Whence came you, sir?”

“Speak to me, I shall answer for her. Your will?”

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some kid: says the n-word in class constantly, beats up his friends/classmates, swears like a sailor

my teacher: i can not see

other kid to his friend: haha you’re so dumb

my teacher: R E A L S H I T

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First day back, first thing I hear:

Begone you misrable cretin!!!!

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Election Day

Kids had stickers and stuff

We got told off for starting multiple riots

Brexit means brexit memes

wE vOtEd LeAvE

You’re a TORY

*Chanting* Labour Labour Labour

Lib Dem really did yeehaw me

Boris is my third cousin

Who did you vote for, sket?

Jeremy Corbyn got manky teeth ya

Fuck it, you can vote UKIP for all I care

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You could get out of detention if you flossed in front of the rest of the class.