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I'd add Dionysus but it wouldn't let me

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So you are telling me some people don’t clock that Apollos ego was just to huge and his words way to dramatic to be the whole truth(and the setup for a lot of character development)?Maybe that explains why many people don’t make it trough book one?

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This is the realist thing I've ever seen this is what I want to do half of the time

The amount of times I want to do this

Toa: The tyrant's tomb

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I so would that would be hilarious

I might write a jercy fic where basically Percy's mom doesn't know that Percy's a halfblood (it could be Jasons mom to but idk) so he lies saying that he spent his summer with his boyfriend (that he doesn't have) and than his mom invites him and his boyfriend over for Christmas and Percy is like "shittttt" and eventually convinces Jason to be his fake bf but they both have feelings for one another

would anyone read that?

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I could totally see this happening like Apollo would so do this know I want to see this happen 😂

When Nico and Will get engaged they go back to camp half blood to share the news. As they’re chatting and catching up a glowing sun appears over Nico’s head- the sign of Apollo. Everyone falters in confusion, including Chiron. Nonetheless he starts the whole “hail the son of Apollo” spiel when the symbol changes to a darker one, the sign of Hades. Chiron stops and starts again- “Hail the son of-“ He doesn’t get time to finish. The sign of Apollo flashes again. Sign of Hades. Sign of Apollo. Sign of Hades. Everyone is still in an awkward kneeling position except Will. Nico at this point has his head bowed in exasperation and his hand over his eyes. Will is stifling a laugh. The signs continue flipping in rapid succession. The sign of Apollo flashes one last time. There’s a pause.

The sign of Hades appears over Will’s head.

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I would complain but it's true so.....

parents: ye my child is completely fine

excuse me but you child is obsessed with a gay emo demigod and his lamplight of a boyfriend. your child is not fine.

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😭

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Dam I've never thought about it that way but it's true so.....

You ever think about the fact that CHB is just a quirky orphanage run by a horse and an alcoholic sentenced to a century long rehab for adrenaline junkies?

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Apollo is so funny to me because he’s like „I don’t care for mortals at all, not my business if they’re dead or alive“ and than proceeds to do nothing but care💀

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Zeus: Yes, I love my children. Athena, Ares, Artemis, and *squints at smudged writing on his hand* Letter Papsmear

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Apollo: But I'm immortal!

Percy: Then why do you scream whenever you're in danger?

Apollo: I never said I wasn't a drama queen

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OMGS I could totally see this happening

I want Nico adopted by the entire Apollo Cabin to the point he really could be in the cabin at any point with or without Will there. Like he still sleeps in the Hades cabin but he more or less lives in the Apollo cabin.

Like he’s just chilling in there playing cards with Austin or chatting with Kayla or literally just reading a book with no one else there.

Nico di Angelo honorary Apollo kid

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Fr

Nico: I’ve been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the “power nap” button. I don’t set up alarms, I set up timers, Percy.

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there's just something about how everyone deems hera as cold and ruthless to demigods, as most of them are a product of zeus's affair, and then there's her with jason, her stepson, controlling his life since he was born, choosing his name, making him her champion and warrior, so she can satisfy herself and give herself more power to spite her stepson and let out her bitterness.

and yet.

only jason's death causes her to feel and express humanized 'mortal' emotions. she cried in grief and yelled at zeus for not caring or doing anything about it.

jason grace stayed true to his words, he made hera realize what it was like to be human. probably the only demigod who even made her feel so deeply.

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Nico: Are you sure there’s no way we can get rid of him? (referring to Percy)

Will: Not without cause Nico.

Nico: I have cause. It is be-cause I hate him.

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...we are not gonna talk about this....

Based off a roleplay I did

Lester:you know, a long time ago I adopted Chiron

Will:oh?...WAIT, WHAT?! IM ADOPTED SIBLINGS WITH THE HALF HORSE MAN MENTOR OF THE CAMP?!-

Lester:could be worse- like you being technically a uncle

Will: TO WHO???

Lester: pranjal is technically my grandson-

Will:AAAAA-