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god grant me the strength to write my weird porn, the serenity to write my weird porn and the wisdom to write my weird porn

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I just realized not everyone logs onto a website like this just to talk about horny shit every day and like I feel kinda bad for them :/

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Their sweater might be thick, but you can still hear every little thing. The collar pulled up to cover their mouth and nose, their eyes shiny and blinking - the garment isn’t exactly made for that, yet they keep their grip on the fabric, pinching it just above the bridge of their nose.

And their eyes are expressive, shifting, glistening. You hear a thick, marshy sniffle, and a restrained clearing of their throat, bookended by some more quick snuffles. After some quiet breaths in the warm, blanketed air beneath their sweater, they sniffle again, hard and noisily. Their glazed over eyes have stilled. Looking ahead, at nothing in particular.

It’s slow, the resignation, but visibly all-consuming - there’s the crumpling of their brow, and a lengthy inhale that causes their chest to expand, their spine to straighten. A small shake of the head as their eyes shut.

Their shoulders shudder as they fold into their chest with a bursting, ticklish sneeze, their brow pinching with its necessity. Not daring to lower their sweater collar, they snuffle thickly, once, twice, threeee times, and sigh breathily. In the huff is a sound of dread that can only accompany such soupy sniffles - they know it’s going to happen again.

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A is sick and B is taking care of them... BUT! B is slowly starting to catch whatever A is, but B is trying their darndest to hide it because they KNOW A would never let B take care of them when theyre sick.

As B is starting to fall ill theyre sneakily dabbing at their nose and holding off blowing their nose until theyre alone.

Slowly B is getting more sick, theyre sneezing more, their head is starting to get heavier, their syllables are rounding out. Theyre having to stifle every sneeze behind A's back, using a hanky to replace the pile of tissues that would have been in its place, hoping their meds are enough to keep them well enough to avoid suspicions from A.

At this point A is starting to recover but B is reaching the height of their sickness, A is a bit more awake and slowly catching onto B. B's sneezes are sounding wetter, theyre sniffling a lot more. They know are struggling explaining to A that theyre sneezing and sniffling so much because of "allergies" and that they are "perfectly fine" (all in a nasally congested voice of course).

Now B is completely ill. Unable to control and hide their symptoms they lay in bed shamelessly sneezing messily with a heap of used tissues overflowing out of the trashcan next to them. Their head is throbbing, sinuses full of snot, forehead warm to the touch. A just looks at them annoyed that B was taking care of them as they too were sick. A also cannot help but do the same.

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I never talk bout this but boot-blacking in kink culture, mannnn the idea of snz involved in that has me rent asunder, like a character sniffling and sneezing and trying not to drip (and failing) while polishing someone’s boots/shoes. The intimacy of holding and adjusting them by the heel and having to angle away to avoid making a mess on freshly cleaned shoes. 🥴

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I love three dimensional anime men who are 25-75% pathetic who give me secondhand embarrassment sm stop passing over them for the sick filler episodes.

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Readers, make sure you have all your favourite Ao3 fics downloaded.

Writers, make sure you have copies of all the fics you have posted on Ao3.

I don’t want to be alarming, but things could get really bad really fast. OTW shared this today on Twitter, and I'm a bit worried about it 😅

Ao3 is a non-profit organisation. If they have to start paying taxes, I have no idea what will happen.

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R/eigen A/rataka would totally talk thru a sneezing fit. He’d say like twice as many words as originally needed

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nahhh i refuse to argue with a man with teary wet eyelashes, post-sneeze. whatever you say, beautiful

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thinking so much about voices and sneezes

someone with a soft voice, but a harsh sneeze or a dominating voice, but delicate sneeze

a deeper voice, with a high pitched/whiny sneeze or a squeakier voice, with a huskier sneeze

when it's such a vocal sneeze that you can clearly hear their voice in it or when you wouldn't in a million years guess the two would match

when someone just sounds like their sneeze, it just matches them or when it's almost the polar opposite of who they are/how they sound

when there's a vocal/pronounced buildup, but they're soft spoken/shy or when they are loud and extroverted, but stifle almost silently

just... just voices and sneezes... thinking all of the thoughts about voices and sneezes

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Imagine a group of friends or an otherwise friendly cohort who all start collectively complaining when someone walks by wearing incredibly strong perfume. Only one of them starts sneezing about it a few minutes later and makes some sheepish comment to the effect of, “Wow, you weren’t kidding.” And then the others start complaining anew on their behalf.

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Do you have any tips and tricks on how to start writing fanfictions/sickfics? English is not my first language and I would love to be a more active member of the community however I am not quite sure how to start. Also I love your yuta fics and all the work you've done for sicktember this year :)

Hi anon!!! This has been sitting in my inbox for a couple of weeks, because I’ve really been turning it over in my head trying to figure out how to answer properly. Hopefully I can do right by you in my response or there’s anything in here that sticks! 

By the way I think it’s so exciting that you’re considering writing your own fanfic/sickfic - for us in the community if you decide to share it but mostly for you because it can take a lot of bravery and courage to write and share, even in your own native language so I really commend you. The writing process in general is satisfying and frustrating and difficult and messy and one of the best feelings in the world and i hope you get joy out of it’s complicated beauty

Here are my tips TOT

Picking a scene from the fandom you’re in and rewriting it in your own words can help with writer’s block and getting comfortable finding your own voice. 

Don’t be afraid to write down everything you’re thinking and feeling and edit later -  I also like to put placeholders in when I get stuck in my docs to come back to 

Read. Read other fanfic of your source material. Read things that have the highest amounts of kudos on ao3. Read things that have less than 5 notes. Read things that have garnered attention somewhere in the middle. Taking in so many different scenarios and writing styles over time helps you shave away at developing your own and it shows you how different people interpret characters/their relationships with others

What i mean by this is that i think once you start writing, you start to read other people’s work as a writer yourself. I always think about sentences/feelings/styles i enjoy and others that don’t read as well to me and i try to take those mental notes into account when i’m writing my own fiction. I also do the exercise of asking myself why i connected/didn’t connect with certain things

On the flip side, reading other people’s work also helps me get out of my own head when I’m frustrated

It helps to have a general outline of what you want to happen in your fic, or even just one scene to base it on

Rewatch episodes of the media you want to write for. Research the setting you want to put them in. Sometimes when I get stuck, I start writing details about the area around them and the characters will start to write themselves as they observe it too if that makes sense!

When I am on the fence about dialogue, sometimes i watch scenes from the show and imagine whatever i want to write in the character’s voice. It help me decide if I’m happy with it/if I think it’s realistic for them to say TOT

Remember that there’s no right or wrong way to write! It’s a learning process and a personal creative journey and sometimes you’ll love what you’ve done and sometimes you might get frustrated, but it’s also about the fun you have as you do it !!

For sickfics in general

Again, read lots of other sickfic! Pay attention to what you connect with and what you don’t. Are there similar feelings you want to capture in your own writing? What made a particular scene stand out so much? 

There are lots of good resource guides on details floating around tumblr that make certain afflictions feel more realistic and they’re good to consult!

I like to think about how certain characters specifically would respond to being in situations ie. character A would handle this differently than character B vs character C, they’re a really good opportunity for character study!

I wish I had more to say for this but I’m running out of steam and I think everything I said above also applies here ahhhh

I will also say if you have any friends that you like to write with/friends in the community to bounce ideas off of, that can be really helpful! It can be scary to share your progress or drafts but sometimes talking through things with other people and getting that burst of encouragement/excitement can really motivate you/help you self validate being excited over your own writing

I also wanted to say lastly that I've read so many fics written by those who didn't have english as a first language and they've been some of the best I've ever read.. there's a unique beauty to how certain turns of phrase translate over, or even just to the way things are thought about i'm not doing a good job explaining this but it's your heart that shines through at the end and that's always felt if that makes sense??

Thank you for reading as much of this ramble as you did and I'm wishing you the best of luck with writing!! Thank you for trusting me with this question!

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The quiet misery of a slowly rising fever. Before the full onslaught of symptoms where subtle chills creep up on them, at first easy enough to blame on the weather or a draft in the room - until it settles under their skin where none of the extra layers can reach.

At work or an event the hours drag on through a growing haze. Longing to wrap themselves up, not sure why they suddenly feel so heavy or why everything - lights, the brush of fabric on their skin - seems sharp and jarring. And its cold. They clench their jaw to keep their teeth from chattering with the unexpected shiver. Strange, they think, the last time they felt this bad was when... Oh.

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some new 1.6 dialogue…