#snzcanons

[1-ichi]

I wonder who would be the first man down. Or could it be all three of them just struggling with allergies? Personally, I’d like to see n/anami being hit the worst and the other two taking care of their junior. Since usually, it’s the other way around where N/anami is being dragged around by their antics.

Thinking of Go/ge/nana (either platonic or romantic…no preference at the moment). I admire people who can write long fics or draw because I’d love to explore their dynamic too 😭😭 for the time being, i made a rough doodle on my phone…

[vee-snz]

L/aios from d/ungeon m/eshi sneeze hcs!

•hayfever

•allergy to perfume

•pretty decent immune system, doesn’t get sick too often. But it isn’t too rare for him to get ill

•very messy sneezes

•loud, desperate sneezes “hUH-HA-CHEW” (i suck at spelling sneezes)

•horrible at stifling and holding back

•normally sneezes 1 at a time, and then another a minute or 2 later

•feels uncomfortable with people taking care of him while he’s sick, doesn’t want people to worry about him. Maybe doesn’t feel super worthy of it

•maybe allergic to the fur/feathers of some kind of monster? Might be interesting with him wanting to learn more but desperately sneezing anytime he gets close

•would like to see a fic of him hiding from a monster and needing to sneeze really badly

[slightlyunconventional]

PLEASE MAKE SNZCANONS FOR WRIOTHESLY AND NEUVILLETE PLEASE PLEASEEEEEE

HI ANON HI HI HI HI HI i am so excited about this ask w/rio is my FAVOURITE RIGHT NOW AKSJAJDJS

i will be so biased towards this post honestly.. the way i literally have an extremely long post in my notes app of snzcanons for this loser. i feel like its gonna put my other hc posts to shame… oh well ! w/rio and n/euvi for you lovely anon

also should preface by saying i love these two as a pairing so there might be some shippy stuff or whatever, also i have some Thoughts about potential kink!n/euvillette but theyll be right at the bottom if that isnt anyones cup of tea so you can skip :)

w/riothesley

has 100% been said before but him having spent so much time in the fortress of m/eropide away from the entire outside world he has definitely got some awful hayfever

↳ i see him as the ceo of allergy denial too. he has no problem admitting when he’s sick but as soon as it comes to allergies its like talking to a brick wall “are you sure youre okay” “*very very obviously not okay* yep”

↳ will be denying until every subsequent snz has his head spinning

unless its someone(s) he’s properly comfortable with, he will be stifling in front of people

↳ …even though stifling is kind of a Task. i imagine it starts to hurt after a few

normally he will snz in doubles exclusively unless he does stifle then that will take it up to maybe four at once, nothing too excessive

↳ not hugely loud? but definitely not quiet. theyre pretty heavy too with a decent amount of force behind them, as such: “hhuh’dDJSHhh! …’djiISHHh’uh!”

↳ stifles into a fist, regular snz into his elbow and he grips the elbow w his other hand

↳ i also have this really specific thought that after he stifles a couple of times, the next snz gears up immediately after and he has this gasping, stuttery buildup before the last snz that will be very much harsher and ultimately unstifleable: and i spelled it out too! “hh’nNGt! ‘GKKts! -ahH! h-hhaaHh’GKSHHh’uh!”

(these headcanons are literally getting princess treatment im so sorry to all the other characters. my bias is showing)

aside from above though, (and allergic snzs) his buildups are next to nonexistent. he has a few tells, if you look closely you’ll see his brows draw together, nostrils flare and maybe a fluttery blink before a single hitching breath and then he’s off

colds 💭💭💭 when he’s sick i feel like he gets tired a lot, but he kinda ignores it and wont sleep any more than he usually does (which probably isnt a lot)

↳ although if someone were to insist that he take a break, he would 100% be passed straight out the second he was horizontal

↳ think he has such a gorgeous sick voice… LMFAO - its just slightly deeper and with the tiniest gravelly quality + those kind of rounded out consonants… yeah

definitely isnt particularly kind on his nose, especially when it comes to allergies.. he knuckles at it with way too much force

↳ i think partly because being just itchy would bother him to no end, doesnt let him concentrate on anything

i have a whole thing in my head about him fighting in p/ankration or whatever and getting a bloody nose, whether it be when he’s sick or allergies are just particularly bad but hes just sneezy about it … yeah

��� broken/injured nose = no touching, so he can’t stifle for a while. because of this he ends up hovering a hand awkwardly in front of his face like a shield (blood everywhere, most likely.) also he cant rub it in this state, so his nose will most certainly be scrunched up (which hurts just as much, but he finds being itchy is more annoying than being in pain)

↳ some other thoughts idk. he’s trying to clean up a wound on his face but the alcohol reaaallly gets to him; eyes are streaming and hes sniffling so bad and he has a three second window to get it done before he’s sneezing lmfao

something to do with the dog/wolf motifs of his character, he definitely scrunches up his nose when its irritated

↳ maybe an involuntary little head shake/twitch after a particularly harsh snz

has a habit of turning fully away to snz, obviously to be polite to anyone whos there but he also does it when hes alone. just turns around lmao

i see him as slightly photic, again just because he spends so much time in the dingy ass fortress so there’s probably a bit of light sensitivity there

↳ however i feel like its never enough to actually make him sneeze, it just tingles a bit and is generally annoying… but it DOES prove useful for coaxing out a stuck snz

probably anti-holdbacks until he has a raging headcold with an awful throat so even breathing hurts, so he’ll try his best to stave sneezes off

n/euvillette

stifles all. the. time. i know this

↳ they’re basically silent, pinched between two fingers, but occasionally the tail end will slip out so there’ll be a bit of a “kssh!” to be heard

↳ singles usually with the occasional double that honestly catches him off guard, he never expects more than one

↳ probably takes a lot of convincing to get him to Not stifle. unstifled snz i think isnt super vocal in sound, and is decently forceful and kinda wet: “ehH’tchSHHhh!” something like that

i think dust and particularly potent fragrances make him sneeze - he isnt allergic per se, just sensitive

↳ for this reason he likes to keep his space very clean and tidy and without perfume or whatever. an outsider’s perspective might see it as plain but he does it for his own benefit

↳ probably had to tell w/riothesley to stop wearing cologne when he visits

doesnt get sick very often, he probably has a good immune system and this paired with being nonhuman probably means hes not susceptible to colds

↳ HOWEVER. on the off chance he does come down with something, you absolutely know about it. it’s very clear in his face - eyes and nose both rimmed red, and he just looks pretty tired in general.

↳ colds for him are probably very sneezy too,, poor guy lmfao

↳ also, with the thing where it rains when he’s sad… being the hydro dragon and all the weather probably turns pretty foul until he’s feeling better (puts a whole new meaning on the phrase “under the weather” hahaha)

↳ obviously continues to work through it who do you think he is! even if he has a court case, he’ll stay through the whole thing even if his head is pounding and he’s stifled enough to burst a blood vessel

↳ in court if anyone notices the obvious congestion in his voice nobody dares make a comment lmfao - this makes him think he’s got away with it even though its blatant he’s unwell

↳ the people close to him finding out he’s sick for the first time definitely involves a lot of “wow, i didn’t know you could even get sick”

handkerchief user ….. he really just seems like the type

dutifully blesses other people but gets lowkey flustered if anyone else says bless you to him

alright. here’s my kink!n/euvillette thoughts with w/riothesley so skip this part if that isn’t your thing :)

- is definitely one to comment on w/riothesley’s snz, and kind of challenge him when he denies being allergic to things… such as “that was five back to back, are you quite sure it’s nothing?”/“that sounded like it hurt”/“i’ve never seen you sneeze that many times in a row”

- would have a vase of rainbow roses or something on his desk completely nonchalantly when “professionally” meeting with w/riothesley. neither of them comment on it whilst n/euvillette watches w/riothesley try his damnedest to keep composure knowing full well he’ll never admit the flowers are bothering him

- n/euvillette definitely becomes a totally different person when its anything to do w the kink,, like he’s the last person you’d expect for it but he will literally be making an absolute wreck of w/riothesley

- something about dragons and “needs” or whatever….. i have no knowledge about monsterfucking or dragons or anything but there’s probably something there right??? someone who knows more might inform me do dragons have heat

thats all i have !!! ahhhhhhh anon ur awesome thank you for requesting my favs 😭❤️ i loved making this post im so so fixated on these two so i hope you liked these hcs :) sorry the post is kinda really long uh. blame the autism for that one

[whumpusgumpus]

GUYS!!! Formally meet my DND OC Konr/ad. featuring SNZCANONS🌸 I played him in my group’s previous campaign and am still playing him, but this is specifically abt his previous self cus he’s a lot diff now:)

🛡️Here r some basics before I get to the snz stuff

Mercenary fighter (battle master)

Lawful neutral

Human

Gender: male (he/him) Age: 26 Wt.:230lbs Ht: 6’

Stats: lvl5: Strength(20)>Dexterity>Wisdom>Charisma>Intelligence>Constitution(9)

Konr/ad's earliest memories are of relentless training in his mother’s yard, driven by Odilia's harsh determination to mold him into a strong and capable individual. Despite his frail health and constant exhaustion, Konr/ad endured grueling physical labor and rigorous training, pushing himself beyond his limits to meet her expectations. As Odilia's fortunes improved, she sought to provide Konr/ad with a better life, enrolling him in an academy where he struggled to fit in among the wealthy students. After being expelled for defending a friend, Konr/ad continued his physical training and took on work to support himself and his ailing mother. Following Odilia's sudden death, Konr/ad's grief led him to alcoholism and bar fights, where his formidable strength caught the attention of the Wings of Resolve mercenary guild. Joining the guild, Konr/ad quickly became a standout member, his incredible strength and resilience making him a key asset, though he remained unaware of the extent of his abilities and was often exploited by the guild leaders for their own gain. In this campaign, Konr/ad and a group of adventurers like himself fight a bloody war in the Feywild against impossible aberrants and save mankind, barely escaping with their lives.

Kk so now for the snz canons 😏

🛡️He’s immunocompromised, so he gets sick a LOT and gets hit HARD. When sick his sneezes sound more desperate, usually causing him to gasp before each one

🛡️He usually sneezes in singles because he gets a lot of fits. So they’re not actually singles, they’re just spaced out lol. When not having a fit it’s either singles or doubles.

🛡️His sneezes are surprisingly soft. It irritates him because no sneeze is truly satisfying.

🛡️His buildups look like this: he kinda just stares off into space with his lips slightly parted, then gasps.

🛡️His sneezes usually make no mess, and he covers with his fist. His buildups give him enough time to cover.

🛡️His eyes are bright teal so they’re sensitive, so the light definitely sets him off.

🛡️On a bad allergy day or when he’s sick he knows the mess is coming so he carries and handkerchief.

🛡️He has a very sensitive nose, especially cus it’s broken. He always has tho. Just rubbing his nostril the wrong way can cause him to sneeze or hitch.

🛡️He has mean seasonal allergies and sneezes so much sometimes to the point he gets comments on it. Ex. “You’re running out of bless yous”, “are you still going?” Etc.

🛡️He has fits almost every early morning in the spring, and scattered throughout the days during other seasons.

K that’s a lot super sorry but thank u for reading and I hope y’all enjoyed :)

[stellar-snz]

I can't get this guy out of my head, sooo...

Ga Ming snz headcanons

I think I've mentioned it before, but I'm not good at snz spellings/describing snz. But in my head, I think his sneezes would end in a sorta "-iiish!!" sound?

That being said, I think his sneezes would produce a bit of spray. It only gets worse when he has a cold.

Speaking of colds, he's pretty good at catching them.

Like for example, this one time he had to deliver a parcel to DragonSpine but had to stay a bit longer since he got lost and returned to Liyue, sniffling and not having a good time :(

Kind of a stubborn sickie? Not in the sense of "I'm not sick, I don't get sick!!" but "Everyone's counting on me and I don't want to let them down"

Sensitive to cold temperatures. I was so disappointed when his when his "When it snows" voiceline had "ah-eh.." only for him to be catching snowflakes on his tongue

Firework/firecracker dust makes him sneeze.

A mild flower allergy.

When it comes to build-ups, they're generally pretty short, unless there's something making his nose itch, but not quite enough to make him sneeze.

Would probably ask for help to un-stuck a sneeze.

Pretty decent at holding back and stifling hands-free (yk, cuz his hands are full sometimes delivering parcels.) Although, he doesn't stifle/hold back very often.

When it comes to covering, he either uses the crook of his arm, pulls the hem of his shirt up to his nose, or lifts up the neck part of his shirt.

[chaoticghostgremlin]

Bli/tz being allergic to cats so he'd be allergic to Ember/Lyn's demon form

Also headcanon Mox/Xie is allergic to cats

Don't ask me why it just is

[wickedsniffles]

I see I'm in good company! Well, here are some rambling thoughts I had to write out, aka Bearcanons, aka C/armen B/erzatto snzcanons 😌

T/he B/ear Snzcanons: C/army

(Aka C/armen B/erzatto had better stop looking at me like that.)

-This man is perpetually sniffling 

-Such a sensitive nose, reacts to certain spices (which is an ironic curse), perfumes, and even temperature change.

-Is sure to remind the kitchen that he's not sick – and depending on what mood he's in, that sentence could be delivered calmly or with irritation. People who have just met him are concerned by it, but people who have known him forever hardly notice anymore. 

-Truly struggles not to scrub at his nose when he's in the kitchen because that would just mean washing his hands twice as often 

-Also doesn't carry tissues/a handkerchief for the same reason, he's obsessed with being as sanitary as possible. As a result, he's just sniffling constantly 

-When he does stop for a rare break, he's probably scrubbing at his face like crazy; eyes watery and nose/cheeks tinged red (and pissed off because he doesn't have time for this)

-Stifle expert, can do it almost silently. Only Sydney will catch him at it, whisking by with a knowing bless you, Chef and a little smile. He'll mutter uh, thanks, half surprised that she could hear and half embarrassed that she did. 

-Speaking of sneezes, they usually come in threes or fours. He can feel them coming on for ages, his nose itching and buzzing for what feels like hours. Carmy will turn his back to the rest of the kitchen or sneak off to the freezer until he thinks he's through with them. 

-Usually pressing a knuckle to the side of his nose is his preferred method of stifling. (If he's not fast enough to stifle like that, he'll pinch his nose, but that's not preferred because it can get messy.) 

-If his hands are dirty (which is about half the time) and he has to sneeze, then he has to resort to muffling the sound into the collar of his chef's coat. 

-When the fit is done, he'll sigh deeply, inevitably followed with a fuck or goddamnit. 

-When he's alone, he doesn't stifle, because letting out a sneeze feels weirdly good? (unrealized sneezing fetish Carmy 👀 👁️👄👁️)

-His natural sneeze is really airy and a bit harsh. Too many in a row will definitely scrape his throat. Even if he's not in the kitchen, he'll cover in an elbow. And if anyone were to catch him at it (god forbid), he'd blush furiously and apologize. 

[ohgodimafraud]

this is so irrelevant but im staring at my dn poster and im like y do I think L would have like a loud ass snz but like into sleeve and L/ight would 100% pinch stifle and L would be like “L/ight kun that was unsanitary also dangerous” and light’s like so fkn pissed

“ur odds of being k/ira have gone up 2%”

ok bye

[sleptwithinthesun]

i feel that it's time to complete the set. hopefully, you know what it is. s/teve h/arrington c/hicago au snzcanons.

- no sneezing pattern. ranges from singles to triples, but it's really just unpredictable. triples are rare, but happen often enough that it's not exactly surprising when they happen

- has the most DRAMATIC buildups ever. this fuckin' guy

- cannot stifle to save his life.

- absolutely has dad sneezes. i'm sorry b/c i do make the rules but like... i'm unlikely to write snz content for steve so it doesn't matter.

- gets sensitive? like, if he's being triggered by an allergen or is sick, it's usually not too hard to make him sneeze

- steve kind of shudders into his sneezes, meaning that he won't bend into them but he will move with them, if that makes sense

- sneezes into his elbow! good job sir

- is fine with being sick. honestly, steve's the only one who genuinely doesn't mind being sick, mostly because his partners dote on him and they're generally very sweet :)

- runs warm. very warm. not enough to be considered feverish, but he's like. a full degree above the average person and is pretty much a space heater. can be very nice or very bad to sleep with

- gets sick once or twice a year, nothing more or less than normal

- illness for him is usually nothing or mildly Bad

- allergic to mold, but it's rarely, RARELY an issue for him

- embarrassed about his sneezes just because they're loud

you can tell i am tired. finished my big final earlier today, so i am fucking exhausted lol. hope these were okay; i do enjoy steve as a character but not making him sneeze ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[snzysimper]

Some Glitch/Trap H/Cs for y’all horni fuckers

Glitchtrap being exposed to light for the first time in a while. It is really dark inside of the VR game. He can’t stop sneezing for a while until his eyes adjust to the light. Even after he does, he still sneezes a good bit if a bright light is shined directly in his eyes.

Glitchtrap gets infected with a virus which causes his code to be faulty causing different parts of him to glitch and turn staticy. When it happens to his face, the fuzzy feeling of the static irritates his nose and he starts hitching, sometimes not even being able to sneeze. Other times he just keeps sneezing uncontrollably. This doesn’t stop until he or someone else is able to fix his coding.

[1-ichi]

I’d like to see a frustrated fet n/anami just going through his day where all the ppl around him just happen to be sneezy. He toggles back and forth between guilt and horn, and it’s just really hard for him to focus throughout the day.

I/jichi in the car. There’s a lunch reception for sorcerers and N/anami was also invited. It’s quite a long drive there, and I/jichi kindly offered to drive him there. It starts off with I/jichi silently stifling, curling into his shoulder as he tries his best to simultaneously keep his eyes on the road. They are muffled, ticklish little things. N/anami, sitting in the passenger seat tries to keep his eyes off of the creases building on the bridge of his nose, and just how red his ears are turning. Eventually, I/jichi just can’t hold them back any longer and there are open, louder volleys of sneezes. They sound messy, and almost allergic.

“Is there still a tissue box in the back seat, Nanami san?” “Uh… yes, I can check. A moment please.” He gently plucks a couple of tissues, only for Ijichi to gruffly bring the wad to his reddening nose. Later, Ijichi casually mentions that the new seat cleaner he used for the car was not agreeing with him. Nanami can feel the knot building in his stomach get stronger and stronger. For god’s sake, it’s Ijichi-kun. And it’s only 10am…

Up next is Gojo. They find him at the reception in a nice black suit and tie. Just as Nanami approaches him, he can tell it’s going to be a long day. Gojo looks great, but he doesn’t hide the dry skin at the rim of his nostrils and the redness growing around his nose. Something must also be setting him off today. Nanami’s observations are confirmed when Gojo steps away and catches a couple of sneezes in the crook of his elbow. Unstifled, raw, and quite rough for Gojo to be like this in public. He must have been going about with this for quite some time. Nanami suggests to step outside, and surprisingly Gojo agrees. As they both step out to the empty veranda, Gojo takes out a wad of tissues from his suit pocket and blows obnoxiously. “Gosh, the perfume is intense in there.” Gojo continues to babble about the sandalwood and the tea tree, interrupting himself with his own fits of sneezes, but Nanami decides to tune him out for a bit. He wants to be there for Gojo, but with the hitching breaths and the way his eyes repeatedly flutter, looking in no particular direction but in search for relief, it’s hard for him to focus and remain the “good underclassman”. “Let me find you some more tissues, Gojo san.”

Nanami steps into the bathroom to find Geto, also in the same predicament as his best friend, just slightly more contained. Nanami sighs at the sight of Geto wiping his allergic nose with a shitty paper towel. Through uncharacteristically loud nose blows, they make eye contact, and Nanami nods in silent acknowledgement. He understands he's stepped into a private moment. Much to Geto's dislike, immediately after, his breath catches again and the little itchy stifles echo in the fancy hotel bathroom. Nanami notices the back of his neck get redder and redder in embarrassment, and he feels bad for his poor senpai. He did not like this type of attention, and Nanami could feel the discomfort growing. "Please, text me if you need some antihistamines. God knows if they will help," Nanami says as he walks away with a stack of tissues. "Or anything else. Gojo san is in the same shoes as you. I don't mind the trip. Really." Geto musters an unenthusiastic thank you before Nanami leaves to return to the hall.

The day continues. Testing season for the University leads to some of the college students at the lunchin being sick. Gojo and Geto just continuing to being allergic messes during the reception, occasionally stepping away. Even Shoko being a bit under the weather.

Usually, Nanami can keep all of it to himself. He's quite good at pretending to be a functioning human in society. But today, he could feel himself in a constant state of flustered embarrassment. Really? Did he have to be the one surrounded by atrociously sneezy people? ...And he hated himself for kind of liking it.

Gosh, why did it have to be sneezing?

[vee-snz]

Would y’all be interested in d/ungeon m/eshi snz hcs?

[slightlyunconventional]

Ooh any J/iaoqiu hcs?

heieiwiskwkdjejen HI!!!! i love j/iaoqiu. i LOVE HIM. lets go anon

also bonus surprise um i’ll do a few for m/oze on this post too just cause i like him a lot and i like these two together

j/iaoqiu

the fan he uses in his ult? he shields his face with that and ducks behind it to cover

allergic to dust

↳ i’ll contextualise this more in the m/oze section just cause it fits better there ok

regular snzs are usually in singles, but occasionally a second one will follow it up

↳ soft, and not really loud or vocal at all (though the first syllable may have some volume to it if he’s particularly irritated by something) — “hah’hKShhw!” like that

↳ this definitely makes no sense at all but his sneezes sound like they tickle a lot. i can’t explain this they just do

very easily induced by like. physical means (so not scents or pollen but rather sticking something up there. you get what i mean)

↳ this is the only way to get these little rapid fittish snzs out of him — “hahh’kisshh-kshh’chshh’hue!” like three to four in one go

Sorry for being horny it will happen again

he doesnt completely stop working when he’s sick but he will take it easy until he’s well agaib

↳ also hides it well, but i dont really think on purpose, he just doesn’t seem to outwardly show symptoms (unless he’s sneezing lmfao)

↳ however if u happen to stare at him in great detail his nose will be rimmed red when he’s got a cold or something, that’s probably his number one tell

m/oze

m/oze time. he’s also allergic to dust! he says in one of his idle texts that he enjoys cleaning and i like to think his dust sensitivity is partly why

↳ also him and j/iaoqiu both being allergic to dust is all the more reason to keep their space clean if hypothetically theoretically they were boyfriends

true to his character & canon stealth, he is a master of both stifling absolutely silently and also holding back when he needs to

↳ and he stifles (silently) 90% of the time, twice in a row every time without fail

↳ the other 10% he’s probably accidentally scaring people with unstifled snzs 😞 his buildups are practically soundless so nobody expects when “huh’sSCHHhue! ‘hiHSZHHh’uh!” suddenly bursts out of him with no warning

he doesn’t share j/iaoqiu’s taste for spicy food… perhaps because he is sensitive to it

↳ he’ll be like “i… have a low spice tolerance” knowing full well half the reason his eyes are watering is because of how badly he needs to sneeze

ok

thank you for the req anon!! i hope these were good ^^

[whumpusgumpus]

Poor Konnie has been getting hit with false start ups lately. He can’t ever get a break from me 😭 Ever since Konrad returned from the Feywild, he’s altered in many ways and unfortunately for me and luckily for him, his constitution went from an 8 to an 18 😭 First campaign (a year ago) he was super sneezy cus his constitution was bad and now that it’s good I had to come up with some way to torture him. So now he literally cannot sneeze, but instead suffers intense false starts whenever his nose is triggered, whether it be by allergies, colds, or being touched the wrong way (it’s broken so it’s pretty sensitive.) His false start ups almost sound like unusual sneezes, so much so sometimes he’ll get a “bless you.. I think?” Bro’s nose has literally not gotten relief in a year…. 😏

[heavyeditsnz]

a thought: Asahi is incredibly sensitive to how the Toxic Mist subweapon smells……..

[wickedsniffles]

Would anyone be interested in reading the snzcanons I have for C/armen B/erzatto from T/he B/ear 👀👀