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listen y’all, personally I have never liked Kevin/Andrew/Neil or Kevin/Jeremy/Jean 🙃🙃 I am neutral on Kevin/Aaron and Kevin/Thea, and honestly I am very intrigued with Kevin/Allison.

In saying all this, I really really vibe with aroace Kevin.

I feel like every time I bring this up though people are like, “oh you’re only saying that because you think he only cares about exy.”

No, I don’t think he only cares about exy.

I think he is one of the most passionate characters in the whole series. I think he cares deeply about everyone and everything to his own detriment.

I think the idea that he is uninterested in nonplatonic dynamics doesn’t undervalue his relationships. Neither does it change that the people in his life care deeply for him.

I think aroace Kevin is honestly kinda perfect.

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never change, neil josten

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rip james potter, you would have dragged your wife and son to the eras tour whether they liked it or not

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"You ship Jegulus because you HATE Lily Evans!"

Au Contraire,

I ship Jegulus because I want Lily Evans all to myself.

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sirius being angry when regulus chooses barty to be his best man instead of him, his brother.

So he confronts him asking why he chose "stupid fucking crouch" to be his best man.

but regulus just responds "i want you to walk me down the aisle and give me away.."

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there's a moment in every girl's life when she decides to entrust and devote her entire existence to a fictional character, just like the lord demands. i think that's really beautiful, nature working its ways <3

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no mourners no funerals my ass. i’m mourning and i’m funeraling

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cancelling Shadow and Bone right before they were going to do the Ice Court Heist and with a WHOLE SEASON of Six of Crows fucking WRITTEN AND READY TO GO and scrapping that too is evil incarnate netflix you deserve to go out of business forever

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I like to think that in a perfect world, if Nora ever does write a fourth book, she collects amnesia directed at her extra content and does none of that fucking shit show

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“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional

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This post is now incomplete so I needed to fix it:

Pandora is also Lily's girlfriend. And Barty sometimes shares Peter with Evan. Sometimes, the two of them just have a party on their own ;)

Being a multishipper in the marauders fandom is like:

I'm Lily and this is my boyfriend James. That is James's boyfriend Regulus. And that is Regulus’s boyfriend Barty with his boyfriend Evan. Here is my girlfriend Mary and her girlfriends Marlene and Emmeline. Emmeline is also my girlfriend. And that is Marlene's girlfriend Dorcas.

And then we have wolfstar.

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Ok but the only reason the marauders had to die was because Lily Evans was too big of a threat.

If even only Lily had survived, I am certain that the length of the books would be halved, voldemort defeated in a few pages, and a lot fewer deaths.

Going through marauders tags and reading some fics, we all agree that Lily was a complete badass, and everyone was terrified of her. Now imagine that with a mother's wrath? Yeah, each book would've lasted 6 chapters maximum, and dumbledore, snape, and practically the whole ministry would have been seen as the assholes they are.

I love my wife, stan Lily Evans, or get bad karma <3

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I love Will Byers because he’s like *runs away dramatically* *has romantic coded screaming match with best friend* *bikes off into a storm* *hides in his wizard castle* *rips a photo down the middle right between him and his best friend* *takes a bat to said castle* *has a “they’re hereeeee” poltergeist ass moment* *avoids the subject entirely* and then is like “Whatttt?? Join another party? 🥺 Without you? 😏 Simply unimaginable ☺️”

how messy and gay !! now that is representation.

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James Potter forcing his team to train for weeks for the Slytherin/Gryffindor Quidditch match, staying up all hours planning strategies and plays, bugging the shit out of his friends talking about Slytherin's defense and doing pushups in his dorm--only to catch one glimpse of Regulus Black in his Quidditch uniform sat on a broom and promptly fly into a goal post.

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I’m in the middle of watching Shelter on prime and it’s casually just the gayest show I’ve ever seen like what do you mean all the best main ships are queer?? what do you mean they actually say the word lesbian?? what do you mean they actually have chemistry and portray both young and older queer relationships?? GIVE THIS SHOW MORE HYPE CAUSE OH MY GOD

the way rachel calls spoon by his real name arthur at the memorial service and spoon’s just like no thanks!! I’m spoon now!! like it’s not just mickey’s nickname for him, he genuinely took that new name and is making everyone call him by it now almost so that mickey is never reminded of the time he slipped up and forgot his real name pls my heart can’t take this, that boy has a the biggest crush!!