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At least this time he didn’t get killed by his own coworker/friends.

Well? Is it???

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Can you make a part 3 of the Lilly Batson one? I feel like after she throws the ice cream both Lilly and Superman would apologize for a few minutes and saying, oh it’s not your fault it’s mine. They both say that

A New beginning

Part three of genderbent Captain Marvel

No one said a word, no one moved a muscle. Superman laid on the ground, Rocky Road ice cream cone all over his face.

Lilly was going through all the stages of grief, Clark was taken aback by the speed that which the ice cream was thrown and in general that he got ice cream thrown at him.

Captain Marvel (Lilly’s thoughts): “OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD”

Zeus: “oh gods”

CM: “SHUT UP”

Solomon: “calm down calm down, le-“

CM: “WHAT AM I GOING TO DOOOOOO”

Hercules: “wipe his memory”

Mercury: “yes! Quick now!”

CM: “I CAN’T WIPE HIS MEMORY, WHAT IS WRONG-“

Atlas: “ knock him out conscience, wipe away the ice cream and run!”

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Superman laid on the ground still taking it back, the rocky road ice cream melts into his hair. He pushes himself to sit upright, the ice cream cone falls onto his chest and then his lap.

The brown chocolate ice cream covers his face, hair, and his hope symbol.

Clark stared at Captain Marvel, who also looks shocked and sort of in a dazed.

Superman (thoughts): “what do I do, what do I say, should I leave”

Clark had lots of reaction when he went to heroes to ask him to join the justice league. He was not met with this type of reaction before it did not know how to respond.

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Both heroes sat in silence for one minute, gathering their thoughts on what to do next their faces of shock and confusion did not leave.

Superman: “I’m sorr-“

CM: “IM SO SOOOORRRRY”

Clark was hoping for an apology, but he did not expect Captain Marvel to burst into tears

SM: “oh no oh no oh nononono, this not your fault you were obviously going through something, and I may have pushed you over the ledge”

Achilles: “see he forgives you now let’s please stop the crying, find out why he’s here”

Literally had to stop crying, but her sniffles remained. She moved her hands to her face to wipe away her tears to gain some composure.

Superman also brought his hands to his face to try to wipe away some of the ice cream

CM: “ here, let me, niats etalocohc ffo naelC”

Superman‘s face and suit are now clean.

SM: “thank you”

Solomon: “perhaps it would be the right time to ask why he is here”

CM (out loud): “ oh yeah”

Superman: “?”

Lilly redden a little when she realize that she talked out loud.

CM: “ why are you here, Mr. Superman?”

Superman: “ you know my name”

Clark had introduced himself as Superman, but he didn’t thy that she had actually heard that part since when he was trying to talk to her it looks like she wasn’t comprehending anything he was saying till he accidentally mispronounce her name

CM: “ of course you are a founding member of the justice league, correct?”

SM (trying to hold back a fangirl squeal): “yEs”

Marvel was a bit surprised at the voice change, but gave him a gentle smile nonetheless.

CM: “ sorry about the ice cream once again. I shouldn’t have thrown it at you. I was just..just…… tired”

CM: “ I know I shouldn’t complain or cry about spilled milk when there are thousands of people going through worse things, but I am so so tired”

CM: “ it’s not just the name thing that gets me irritated. It’s the fact that I do so much yet it seems unnoticed. I have stopped the world from going into wars or descending into chaos, I’m not looking for praise for that, but……..”

CM: “ I just wanna break…… I wanna remember who I was before I was Captain Marvel but does that me a bad person?”

SM: “no…. I know how you feel… there’s so much to carry and at times it feels like if you drop the ball that’s it, you are no longer everyone’s hero. It can get overbearing fast having no one to share anything with but Captain Marvel you’re not alone”

Superman gets off the ground and holds out a hand to Marvel, who accepts.

SM: “ I am Superman, last son of Krypton from the House of El, Kal-El is my name and I wish to welcome you, Captain Marvel into the Justice league”

Superman will still holding her hand floats a little

SM: “ do you accept?”

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Captain Marvel: “Yes”

SM (smiling): “ there are a few people I wish for you to meet”

Superman let’s go of her hand and begin to fly to the Watch Tower with Captain Marvel following after him.

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Leave My Villains Alone

Part 1

It was a normal night in Gotham city. Batman beating criminals to a pulp, Oracle watching everything through cameras,, Red Robin, Spoiler, Black Bat were hanging out on the rooftops eating food, Red Hood was conducting his “business” meeting, and Robin was feeding every stray animal he came across.

Yes a normal day in Gotham city…till..

*Ding-dong*

Frank: “YO, somebody’s at the dooooor”

Ivy: “YEAH I HEARD”

Harley: “I GOT IT!”

Harley jumps off the couch from the back and grabs her baseball bat before heading to the door.

Ivy: “BE CAREFUL”

Harley: “oh please what’s the wor-“

*Whoooossh*

Marvel: hello! Am-

*Bam*

Harley: “IVVVVE, A Knock off Superman is out the door”

(Captain Marvel recently just popped time bubble around Fawcett city)

Ivy comes out of the kitchen with her vines following after her

Ivy: “ stand back”

The vines ripped the door off and wrap around marvel’s neck

CM: “……… So am guessing that you’re poison ivy”

Vines tighten, but Marvel’s face stay the same with no indication of his air being cut off

Ivy: “ who’s asking?”

Harley: “YEAH WHO’S ASKING”

Ivy: “ Harley, please”

Tense

CM: “the mother‘s children committee”

Ivy: “ the ..what”

Frank: “SOUNDS LIKE A NAME FOR AN ORPHANAGE” yelling from the corner

Ivy: “FRANK!….explain” removes the vines from his neck, but still keeps him close.

CM: rubs his neck. “ Well basically it’s a committee run by a bunch of faeries who were upset about their territory being destroyed by humans.”

Harley: fairies?”

CM: “yeah but not fairies fairies, it’s the fae”

Ivy: “ well what do they want with me?”

Marble looks at all the vines that still surround him before looking right back at poison ivy and saying it’s pretty obvious

CM: “ here take this….. bye” marvel hands her a letter and flies away quickly.

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Ivy looks at the letter in hand, turning it around to revealed a flower that she did not recognize wax sealed.

Harley lays her head on Ivy shoulder and asked if she is going to open it

2 days later

There was a letter placed on the coffee table. Ivy felt as it was mocking her. Harley had left to go walk her hyenas, leaving Ivy to her thoughts about whether to open the letter or not

Frank: “Oh just open the damn letter already! The worst it can be is some chemical warfare type shit.”

Ivy: “……..argghhh fine”

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5 min later

Harley: “IM HOMM-“

Ivy: “MY EYES MY EYES”

Frank: “IT WAS SOME CHEMICAL WARFARE TYPE SHIT”

Ivy was on her knees crying into her hands. Frank was fighting off very small moving lights, litter around was some type of crystals dust that was shining very bright and petals from a plant that she has never seen before.

Harley sees the letters and picks it up

“dear poison ivy, the mother‘s children community gladly welcomes to you into our large but humble community, where we plan to take down all humankind and make them regret all their life choices as revenge of destroying our forests (we no longer turned humans into slaves for the fun of it), we hope that you will meet us at our next meeting on the full moon of this month”

Turn on the back of the letter was (PS keep the pixies and gemstone away from extreme heat or else they will combust, and pixies will turn hostile)

Harley remembering that she messed around with the blow torch yesterday, best not to tell Ive.

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Harley: “ nice welcoming party they gotcha”

Ivy: “ this was a horrible idea, let’s go-“

Rustle

Pop

Outcomes a lady with white fur (the top of her head the fur there gave her a out of bed wolfcut), big yellow eyes, two antennas that come out of her forehead, she looked like a humanoid moth

Moth fae: “…….”

Ivy: “………”

Harley: “……”

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MF: “AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!” (Moth wings pop out)

Ivy surprised by the reaction has vines burst out of the ground ready to protect and attack, but before the vines could form a barrier around them, the moth humanoid wrapped her arms around Ivy

MF: “YOU’RE HERE YOU’RE HERE YOU’RE ACTUALLY HERE!”

Ivy was lifted off the ground by the fae, who was now swinging her around while she jumped up and down joy before taking a complete stop.

Ivy fell to the ground after the fae released her grip.

MF: “OH OH I HAVE TO TELL THE OTHERS……………(run away)… GUYS GUYS GUYYYYYYYYS!”

Ivy: “……..”

Harley: “………..your butt ok?”

THUMP-THUMP-THUMP-THUMP

Ivy & Harley: “!!!!!!!!”

Ivy rushed to get up, Harley ready her bat and stepped in front of Ivy.

A whole group of fae (female and male) rushed out of the bushes and stop just a few inches away from Harley, some looked more humans than other.

One had pale human skin, red fire hair, pointy ears, butterfly wings, an outfit made flowers and vines, another had dark skin, cat eyes, branch horns coming out of her head, and outfit made of bark, another humanoid fae of what Harley  could assume was a sparrow with her arms, being wings and many other different types of faes.

faeries: “WELCOME POISON IVY, WE BEEN EXPECTING YOU”

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Male Deer fae: “ I thought her skin was green?”

Harley still stood in front of Ivy, sticking out her baseball bat, Ivy finally got up and walked in front of Harley

Ivy: “hello…. I am poison Ivy”

faeries: “AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH”

Ivy was then dog piled on by all the faeries

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Ivy, Harley and faeries all now sat somewhere in the middle of the woods, Harley and two male butterflies fae sat on fluffy moss rocks as the two fae did Harley’s hair, while Ivy sat on a throne carved from a tree with the rest of the Faye, sitting at her feet as if she was in a gospel painting.

Ivy: “ so basically you heard about my plant powers”

Female Fae: “ yes, you’re just like us, but even more powerful”

Ivy: “ yeah yeah, and we all share a common goal”

Male Fae: “ saving mother earth yes”

Ivy: “ yeah but don’t you guys like trap people and make them into your slaves or something?”

A green skin color fae, her hair was very thin vines and grasses with flowers growing in between she wore a skirt of moss covering wooden hooves, and a top of bark approached handing Ivy, a wooden cup full of multicolored liquid, Ivy notices, that her skin was moss like as well (tiny little fuzzes)

Moss fae: “ we did a long time ago, but the rules of magic change and so do our needs, capturing humans is mostly…ummmm..how do you humans put…ah! It’s like catching a fish, taking a picture and releasing it when done.

Harley having Bubble Pigtails with little flowers and gemstone: “ neat”

Ivy: “ all right I’m down. Who do you need me to kill?” (vines burst out from the tree.)

MF: “um wait”

???: “nonono, we’ve been over this”

faeries leave Harley and Ivy side and stand together as they watch Captain Marvel float down, and they bow to him.

CM: “ we’ve been over this no killing”

Both Ivy and Harley make annoyed faces

CM: “we don’t who innocent and what is going on in their life”

Ivy: (angry) “ they’re killing mother e-“

CM: “I will only allow the destructions of machines, company buildings and their money”

Ivy: “what”

faeries: “YAY”

Harley; “YAAAAYYYY”

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Ivy: “……..” (sniffling)

CM and faeries don’t notice but Harley does and wraps her arms around Ivy, Ivy could save earth, nature truly did understand her.

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BREAKING NEWS

Poison ivy, Harley Quinn and a group of humanoid creatures were seen in the Amazon jungle destroying heavy machinery for chopping down trees, floating in the air, but not interfering was unrecognized hero in red yelling “NO KILLING”

Batman: “………….”

Superman (recommend captain Marvel joining the justice league): “………..”

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New Son

Billy has been discovered by Batman, aka Bruce Wayne

Billy: “ok ok ok, I know this looks…..bad”

Bruce: “………”

Billy: “ there is a perfectly good reason to why I’m like this”

Bruce: “………”

Billy: “ just…give me a second…to figure it out” (shuffling his worn, tourn shoes)

Bruce: *mmmhhhh* Bruce takes in Billy’s appearance

Batfamily/robin requirements

Blue eyes and black hair (optional), check

Homeless orphan, check

Bad home life, check

Trauma, check

Bruce takes in Billy’s appearance again, remembering right before when Billy threw a brick at a cop car yelling “fuck the police”.

Bruce: (sniffling, single tear drop) “another baby Jason”

Billy: “what”

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Tiny But Mighty

Captain Marvel has a moral code that plays a role in his everyday hero life with how he acts with civilians, magic problems, and how he deals with villains.

Billy does not have a moral code, he is a 10 years old, 5’2, and 65 lbs wet. So when he is pushed into a corner, he will do whatever it takes to get out of the corner.

Crook: “just hand over everything you got”(flashing a knife in hand)

Billy: “…………..aaAAAAAAAAHHHHHGGG”

Jumps on into a guy’s arm so is unable to use his knife, proceeds to bite his hand and kicks him in the face while holding on tightly to the guy’s arms.

Crook: “AAAHHHHHH!”

The crack tries using his other hand, the pull off Billy, but then Billy also attacks that hand.

It was like being tacked by a rabid raccoon.

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Even if he isn’t back into a corner

Random man: “ all these fucking homeless people, Man I’m telling you I wish the government would just get rid of them all”

Billy: “……..” (picks up a brick)

Sadly, Billy doesn’t have enough arm strength to throw at the man, second best option

SMASH

RM: “MY CAR!!!”

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Even if it isn’t about him

Bully: “MOVE IT CRIPPLED” (shoves Freddy)

Freddy: “aahh!”

Luckily, Billy catches him

Freddy: “whew, thanks Billy, Billy?”

Billy: (staring at the bully)

Freddy: “ please don’t, you just got back from your suspension”

Billy: (takes one of Freddy’s crutches)

Billy takes a full on swing with the Crutch at the bully’s head

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Even though while Billy is in his captain Marvel form, he tries to have a more leveled head and not used unnecessary force. Humans are creatures of habit.

Mr. Mind use mind control over a bunch of civilians. Billy getting frustrated but finally break some mind control, but now has to chase Mr. mind.

Mr. Mind: “ YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME YOU BIG LUMP”

Marvel stomps on him

Pick some up and drop him into the jar and tightens it on

Mr. Mind: “uuuuuughhhh, you worthless c-“

Marvel proceeds to rapidly shake the jar up and down

Mr. Mind: “AAAAHHHHHHH!!”

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Never again

Zatanna was in need of some fairy hair, so she went to Captain Marvel for help, who gave her a simple answer “No”

Zatanna: “Why not, fairies are hard to catch by yourself”

Marvel: “ I don’t get involved with fairies anymore since the……..accident”

Zatanna: “Accident?”

Marvel: “ummmmmmmmmmm”

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Mary: “ now all we need is some….fairy saliva…gross”

Freddy: “ how much saliva do we need? Can we even get enough from a fairy?”

Mary: “we need one milliliter”

Billy: “it shouldn’t take that long besides the hard part would be getting the right offering for when we have to release them”

Freddy: “We have honeysuckle blessed by Dionysus as a offering”

Mary: “everything is sure to go right”

Billy & Freddy: “Yeah!”

2 hours later

Mary: “OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!”

Mary was holding a jar, looking into it from the side

Freddy: “BILLY GET FLOWERS”

Fred was shaking Billy’s shoulder as he dug through his back

Billy: “I CANT FIND IT I CANT FIND IT”

Mary: “HE”S GOING TO DIE”

Freddy has stopped shaking Billy’s shoulders and quickly crawl to Mary stealing the jar from her

Freddy: “HE’S FINE HE’S FINE HE’S FINE HE’S F-“

Mary: “HE’S NOT FINE HE’S HAVING A HEART ATTACK!”

Billy:(ugly, sobbing) “ I CANT FIND THE FLLLOOWWWERRS”

Freddy: (now crying as well) “WHY DO FAIRIES HAVE HEARTS”

Mary: (sobbing just hard) “ BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT MONSTERS LIKE USSSSSS”

Billy: “ I GOT THE FLOWERS. I GOT THE FLOWERS. I GOT THE FLOWERS TAKE THE FLOWERS AND GO PLEASE.”

Billy opens the jar, shoves the flower into complete the ritual.

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They did not get the saliva

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Marvel: “The…offering didn’t……work

The half truth

Zatanna: “ is that all”

taking notice in Marvel’s thousand yards stare

Marvel: “……..ye-s” (voice cracking, looks to be holding back tears)



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Don’t Cry Over Spilled Ice Cream

Part 2 of genderbent, Billy Batson -> Lilly Batson

Back in the 50s a whole city disappeared overnight, Fawcett city, gone with out a trace. There are many conspiracy about what happened to the the town’s people and their beloved hero, Captain Marvel.

Captain Marvel had been one of first major heroes of her time, even though she was station in Fawcett, Marvel could be around the world helping people regardless of color, gender and class. Marvel could be saving people from natural disasters, standing with people in protest, and being a source of happiness that everyone admired.

For all that she did her name would always be remembered throughout history.

So when the justice league learned that Fawcett city magically reappeared along with the hero captain Marvel let’s just say they were very excited to meet her, but Batman made them wait a week before coming in contact with anyone there as he sent in spy drones.

They’re lucky the government had the same idea.

So on the week came to an end, it was decided that Superman would be the one much to the envy of Wonder Women and Flash and (Batman).

Superman was nervously excited as he flew around Fawcett , looking for Captain Marvel. He did stop some locals to ask where he could find her, but Clark noticed something weird about how they referred to Captain Marvel as Miss Captain or lady Marvel, one guy even called her woman marvel.

He had read a history book on her about during her time as a hero that most people would usually replace the Captain or Marvel with a feminine honorific.

Superman: “(on the league comm) so yeah it must be awful having everyone get your name wrong”

Wonder Woman: “ it seems as if they do it on purpose” her voice holding some distain

Batman: “Marvel is a hero from the late 40s to early 50s, it to be expected that the people referred to her hero name with a such honorific”

WW: “it’s disrespectful, if she wanted to be miss captain or whatever she would have made that her hero name”

Flash: “Speaking of Captain Marvel have you found any traces of her, like are we sure she’s still alive?”

Superman: “she is, apparently she was the one who brought back Fawcett city from a time bubble, at least that’s what the local say”

Flash: “time bubble?”

Superman: “no idea either, but last week when Fawcett appeared back she told the whole city that they were stuck in time bubble for the last 70 years”

Flash: “yikes, I can’t imagine how everyone is feeling”

Superman stop his search and really thought for a moment, citizens he talked to seemed calm as they explained everything but how scared must have been, imagining about what to there friends and family yet they seemed calm but were they really?

WW: “Superman are you still there?”

Superman: “yeah, I’ll keep looking”

???: “HEY YOU WITH THE RED UNDERWEAR”

Superman: “ITS NOT UNDERWEAR!” Yelled out of reflex.

WW: ?

Batman: ?

Flash: ?

Superman: “ I’ll call you back”

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Superman: “ how can I help you Citizen?”

???: “ I heard you were looking for Captain Marvel, why?”

Superman: “ I’m asking her if she would like to be part of the justice league, wait you don’t know what the justice league is, it’s basically a group of heroes, and we would like to ask her to join us so we can both help each other”

???: “each other?”

Superman: “ with the whole bubble thing, I believe that the city may need some help adjus-“

???: “ and if she doesn’t join you, you won’t help us”

Superman: “nonono, we’ll still help, but we would like to offer her a place among the justice league”

???: “……… there is an ice cream parlor on the west side called Hero Treats, she likes going there……bye….” * walking away,fast*

Superman: “……THANK YOU!” *flies away fast*

???: “Lilly’s gonna kill me”

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Superman: “ where is it? Where is it?…….there!”

The ice cream parlor was found and just a few buildings over was Captain Marvel sitting on the ledge with an ice cream cone.

Superman: * quick fan girl squeal, cough*

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Clark approaches from behind

Superman: *Don’t mess this up*, “excuse me miss”

Captain Marvel: * Doesn’t respond and rubbing her head”

Superman: “..miss? I’m from the justice league”

Cap: "please…you're being to loud"

Superman: “loud? *looks around confused* Miss? Miss? Miss?

Cap: "please" * rubbing her head with both hands, regardless of one being occupied by an ice cream*

Superman: Miss Miss Miss

Superman: *OK she’s still not responding. Maybe I should try calling her what the locals call her and if she doesn’t like being called that like Wonder Woman suggested I’ll simply ask what she would rather be called. Nothing can go wrong.*

Superman: *inhales “MISS CAPTAIN MARVEL”

What Superman didn’t realize at that moment is that Captain Marvel really was done with being called the wrong name.

Cap: “That’s Not My NAME!”

Superman had to admit that the ice cream parlor had very nice ice cream but but he preferred the strawberry ice cream he got over the Rocky Road that was thrown at him.



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Pain

Ok some I’m throwing in a few references from kyxhiin, wonderjanga and other creators

Everyone believe that Marvel is just a puppet, created by the gods to serve humanity.

The need to protect others is all he seems to know, he has no other tether to the world.

The body created for him isn’t even in his own control, gods could take control take whenever they want, leaving marvel to deal with the consequences. Force to always smile, even as he watches someone gets hurt or killed, his smile remains, even if you can see it in his eyes that he wants to cry.

So imagine you’re just some poor justice league member that meets this overpowered guy and you start to notice things about him

He’s doesn’t understand why people do bad things.

He’s scared of loud noise (he’s 6’7 with muscle, the size of a person’s head)

How he practically shines when everyone gives him the slight bit praise

Believes that his wants and needs are not as important as others

Always at work, helping others, whether or not if it’s his own city, no personal life

Even though he has the wisdom of Solomon, he still gets confused by complex things

He’s not dumb he just doesn’t seem to understand certain things that many adult adults should understand.

It takes the league a while to figure out that Marvel was just poof into existence into a grown man’s body and left to fend for himself.

Marvel, the Champion of Magic is nothing more than a puppet left to wonder what it actually is.

Marvel, the Champion of Magic left to wonder what he has to do to be loved, to be enough,

to be Marvel……. just Marvel

A trapped child, wanting love

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Please Don’t Share

Newly recruited Captain Marvel getting already for a whole night of monitoring duty.

Superman: “ oh hey Captain Marvel”

CM: “Hello Mr. Superman!”

SM: “hello (it’s like looking into the sun), are you sure you’re going to be okay with doing monitoring duty by yourself for a whole night?”

CM: “I don’t mind, I brought myself a meal. Want to see?”

Billy was quite happy with the home cook meal made by Tawky Tawny but Billy did add a secret ingredient to it.

SM: “oh, * I wonder if it’s a original kryptonian dish,*,sure I’ll take a look”

Billy cracks open the lid and BAM, Clark is on the ground, pale face.

CM: “………MR.SUPERMAN!!!”

When Batman later investigated what made Clark pass out , he found traces of Kryptonite

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Batman: “Captain Marvel, I have some questions for you.

CM: “yes Mr. Batman?, is about Superman?”

Batman: “Yes, the meal you brought into the watchtower, where did you get it”

CM: “it was made by a friend of mine”

Batman: “Does this friend of yours know your that Captain Marvel”

CM: “Yes?”

Batman: “I believe that your friend may have tried to poison you”

CM: “WHAT!”

Batman: “I’m afrai-

CM: “TAWNY WOULD NEVER POSION ME!”

Batman: “I beli-“

CM: “HE SAID I WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON TO HIM”

Batman: “Capta-“

CM: “HE’S LIKE A SECOND FATHER TO MEEEEE”

Batman:”……”

Captain Marvel looked like he was on the verge of exploding with tears.

Batman: “I found traces of kryptonite in the meal”

CM: “s-so?”

Batman: “….so?….kryptonite is poisonous”

CM: “yeah, poisonous to Kryptonian and other creatures do to radiation”

Batman: “……”

CM: “I’m neither” * technically in Marvel form, but he doesn’t need to know about*

Batman: “……..ok ok, go to monitoring duty”

Captain Marvel notes

Immune to kryptonite

Not a kryptonian

Not human

Has a best friend/father figured name Tawny

Batman: “ sighhhhh”

Robin (Tim): “there there”

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When Billy was finished with monitoring duty, he spent the rest of his day cuddling with Tawny and feeding him cat treats

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Ken Doll

Inspired by this post

It was a normal day at the headquarters, no major villain or alien attack, magical related problems and no annoying civilians.

Till there was a mixed up in the fridge, both Flash and Marvel have similar lunch boxes.

Flash: *minding his own business quietly eating his lunch, too tired to realize that his lunch is not the same one he brought*

Cap: *walking by* “Hi, Flash” * does a double take* “…………. whatcha you eating?

Barry takes notice how Marvel’s voice goes hoarse at the end of his sentence.

Flash: “my lunch”

Cap: “you sure?… causethatlunchdoesn’tlooklikeyourlunch”

Flash: “hmm?” *looks down to he is eating green with purple yolk eggs, bright orange piece of meat (maybe), and others weird colored food?

Flash: “this is your food”

Sounds more like a statement than a question

Cap: “kinda but yes”

Flash: “not safe for humans”

Cap: “yeah”

Flash: “am I going to die or go crazy?”

Cap: “ neither”

Zeus: “he may go crazy”

Cap: “crazy maybe”

Hercules: “can’t blame him”

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Flash: “Marvel, what’s going to happen to me”

Cap: “ hopefully nothing”

Cap takes his “lunch”

Cap: “call me when you notices the changes”

Flash: “what are the changes”

Cap: “ you’ll know when they happen”

The next day

~ring~ring~ring~ring~ring~ring~

Cap: “hel-

Flash: “WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!”

Cap: “I’m guessing the changes happened”

Flash: “WHY WOULD YOU BRING THAT LUNCHBOX TO THE WATCHTOWER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE!!!”

Cap: “I needed a control environment for it”

Flash: “………….aaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH”

Cap: “meet me at the watchtower”

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Watchtower, men’s changing room

Flash: “I’m going to kill him”

Green lantern (Hal): “kill who?”

Flash: “ack!”

GL: “why have you been sitting with a towel wrapped around your waist for the past 20 minutes?”

Flash: “I made the mistake of eating Marvel’s “lunch”” *answering both questions”

GL: “oh yeah, whatever is in his lunchbox is not really food, but then again he doesn’t really need to eat”

Flash: “Argh, it’s not my fault, are lunchboxes are similar and I was too tired to realize what I was eating”

GL: *chuckles* “So what did his lunch do to you? You got explosive diarrhea or are you seeing hallucinations?”

Flash: “sighhh, it’s easier to show than explain”

Untying his towel

GL: “woah dude I don’t swi-WOAH WTF”

Flash: “yeah I know”

GL: “what happened to your thing”

Flash: “I don’t know, I accidentally ate Cap’s food, he told me to be on the lookout for the changes” * gestures downwards to his thing. “ in the next morning I woke up with a purple and yellow p-

BOOM

Marvels: “IM HERE IM HERE, HAS YOUR EYES TURNED PINK”

GL: “..?”

Flash: “….no”

Marvel: “good, it’s just the one that poison your body slowly”

Flash: “HOW IS THAT GOOD?!”

Marvel: “it’s a more easily fix”

Flash: “oh for the love of GOD… THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, WHY DID YOU EVEN HAVE THAT LUNCH BOX IN THE FRIDGE WHEN IT DOSEN’T EVEN CONTAIN A MEAL-“

Marvel: “well it wasn’t really for human eating”

Flash: “BAT WAS TOLD YOU MULTIPLE TIMES TO NOT PUT YOUR WIRED SHIT IN THE COMMUNAL FRIDGE-“

Marvel: “I didn’t think anyone would eat purple eggs”

Flash: YOU HAVE MADE COMMENTS ABOUT LUNCHBOXES LOOKING SIMILAR”

GL: “Dude, calm down before you burst a vein”

Flash: “IM NOT GOING TO CALM DOWN, YOU TRYING WAKING UP IN-

Marvel: “flash”

Flash: “THE MORNING GOING TO PEE AND HAVING PURPLE AND YELLOW”

Marvel: “ALAKAZAM!”

*plop*plop*plop*

GL: “…….”

Flash: “…….”

Marvel: “ummm, it will grow in 8 hours, try not pee, you can use your butt, but that will cause some problems late- that I can fix but it will be awkward- try not to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours once it grows back”

GL: “……”

Flash: “…….”

Both staring at the fallen objects

Marvel: “bye!”

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GL: *covers his area* “oh my god”

Flash walks very weirdly to his locker and pulls out his phone

Flash: “Iris, baby, about date night”

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Messed up relationship but it works for them sure

JJ Tim: “I was tortured for three weeks!”

Bernard: “I was abandoned by my parents and turned to a cult fully ready to die!”

JJ Tim: “ my biological parents didn’t even know I was missing, and the ones who I thought were my family and cared about put me into Arkham asylum, faked my death, and didn’t even have the guts talk to me or walk by my cell!”

Bernard: “ I was going to be sacrificed by the cult till the very moment was supposed to happen. They changed their mind saying I wasn’t good enough!”

JJ Tim:

Bernard:

Hot making out noise

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It doesn’t count if they’re already technically dead

Young justice and captain marvel are trapped in a ancient magical cube with the only way to escape being a human sacrifice.

Impulse is running all around the cube panicking, Nightwing and Robin (Tim) are inspecting the wall hoping to find a exit, Zatanna tired using her magic to break through the wall, both Superboy and Wonder Girl tried punching the wall.

Impulse: “What are we going to do!!?!?!”

Nightwing: “stay calm, I managed to hit my emergency distress signal before all our devices stopped working. We just have to wait rest of the team to come out and get us out”

Captain Marvel: “No”

Everyone turns to look at him, Zatanna’s face has turned pale.

Captain Marvel: “ it requires a human sacrifice, the spell that trap us is old but strong.

Wonder Girl: “which means?” *her voice comes out in a tense, whisper, most likely to scared for the answer

Captain Marvel: “There is no work around, we must follow the rules”

The room grows tense

Nightwing grabs one of his escrima sticks

Nightwing: “what are you getting at”

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Superboy: “let’s calm down-“

Cap: “Good thing my pocket dimension bag is still working!”

Marvel smiles and pulls out a bag out of thin air.

Robin: “wha-“

Marvel opens up the bag, turns the bag upside down and starts shaking

A confuse and sacred Hitler falls out.

WO BIN ICH?!? (Where am I)

Nightwing: “is-is that…..Hitler?”

Cap: “Yes”

Robin: “…………….WHY”

Cap: “ I don’t know because he was born?!”

Robin: “ NO, WHY DO YOU HAVE HITLER”

WIE VIELE JAHRE IST ES HER!?!? (how many years has it been?)

Cap: “Stille (hush), in case I was ever in the situation where I need a human sacrifice”

He says,as it’s the most normal thing in the world.

Zatanna: “why”

WG: “yeah Cap, this seems kinda messed up”

Neither of them could take their eyes off Hitler.

Cap: “first, this is Hitler, anything bad that happens to Hitler after 1933, he deserve it, second, as stated before in case I was ever in a situat-“

Robin: “NO, SHE MEANS WHY DO YOU HAVE HITLER??!?!!!?”

Impulse: “yeah Cap, how and why do you have Hitler, didn’t he |<i|| himself”

Nightwing: “yeah Cap, how did you get him”

Cap: “ well it’s actually a pretty funny story-“

SB: “I don’t believe that”

Cap: “ first I was in history class learned about him, fast-forward, junior got trapped in one of these human sacrifices-we got him out safe- and it sparked the ✨iiiiddeaaa~~✨

Robin: “please don’t”

Cap: “I go back in time, grab evil people, who were gonna die soon, keep them in the bag till they’re needed and after am done with them I send them back.”

YJ:……

Impulse:”nothing in there was funny”

Cap: “FINE WHATEVER, lets just kill the guy”

“so viele Tage, so viele Jahre, so viele Sekunden” (So many days, so many years, so many seconds)

Nightwing who understands German, squint his eyes

Nightwing: “wait a sec, Marvel was he conscious the whole time he was in there”

Cap: “ummmmmmmmmmmmm”

WG: “oh my gods”

SB: “Marvel!”

Cap: “I don’t know, they all come out, screaming or looking confused or terrified, but I usually kill them by now”

Zatanna: “terrified of what?”

Cap: “I DON’T KNOW”

Robin: “Marvel! How long has he been in there!”

Cap: “ I don’t know, bag time works differently from earth time”

YJ: “MARVEL!”

Cap: “WHAT, WHY AM I GETTING YELLED AT, YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES FEELING BAD FOR HITLER, I know he technically didn’t say to start killing the Jews. He only said to put them in camps, but still and he did whole lot of other bad things!”

WG: “ WE ARE NOT FEELING BAD FOR HITLER!”

Robin: “WE’RE UPSET BECAUSE THIS IS A MESSED UP SYSTEM!”

Cap: “HOW IS IT A MESSED UP SYSTEM, THEY WERE BAD PEOPLE, THEY WERE ALREADY GOING TO DIED AND THIS GUY CHOSE TO TAKE HIS LIFE”

“endlos schwebend”(floating endlessly)

Cap: “SHUT UP”

SB: “I get the idea, but if their consci-“

Cap: “HE MURDER PEOPLE!!

Cap: “……..”

Nightwing: “………”

Robin: “………”

Zatanna: “………”

WG: “………”

Impulse: “………”

SB: “………”

WG: “Cap, please”

Cap: “fine we’re send him back and die”

Marvel opens the bad, ready to shove hitler back

“NEIN, DER TOD IST EINE OPTION ALS DER ENDLOSEN ABGRUND” (no, this is a kinder option than the endless abyss”

Marvel turns and looks Nightwing

Nightwing; *sign* “ let’s get it over with”

Cap: “YES”

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Batman and the rest of young justice

Batman: “Nightwing, we got your distressed signal what happened?”

Everyone but Marvel looks exhausted and a bit traumatized

Beast Boy: “what happened?”

Nightwing: “Don’t ask”

Used google translate

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Mom’s dinner

Part one I am noneofyoubeewax I changed accounts and forgot my password, tired multiple times to log back into my original account before giving up.

Captain Marvel (Billy): “WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!?!” * hands pressed up against the glass*

Rosa: *sharpens her gaze*

Cap: “……….”

Billy takes a step back, straighten up his back and places his hands behind him.

Cap: “would you like to come inside and discuss the reason for your arrival”

JL: “…………….”

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Inside JL space headquarters

Both Rosa and Billy sit on the floor since Rosa is too big fit in a chair and Billy thought it would be rude if she was the only one sitting on ground.

Billy & Rosa: *communicating in wails and humming*

Batman: “ Does anyone know what they’re saying” *the tone of his voice sounds agitated*

Flash: “how are we supposed to know what they’re saying, when she only communicating through humming and Cap is only answering one word response to her……I think”

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Rosa: “I understand your work is importance, but unlike Captain Marvel, you Billy need a break and to spend time with your family”

Billy: “sorry”

Rosa: “You’re 16, I get it, I should know that you’re going to out of the house more, but I never thought it would be like this…………..You’re over working yourself Billy”

Billy: “sorry”

Rosa’s gives a look that only a mother can give to her son who is burning out but can’t stop and she herself doesn’t know what to do.

Rosa cups Billy’s face bringing it close to hers and squishes his face before kissing him on the forehead.

Rosa: “ you’re siblings are waiting, let’s go home and eat” * stands up and holds out her hand*

Billy smiles and takes her hand

Billy: “ok”

Rosa even though she doesn’t know the layout of the area leads Billy to loading deck where she entered.

Billy: “um sorry guys, I’ll be back in two days”

Sharp, short wail comes out

Billy: “See you in a week”

A much softer and longer humming is heard.

Flash: “Bye” looking at Batman

Batman: *glaring but not moving to do anything@

Superman: *gives a awkward wave*

Martian Manhunter: “ farewell”

Wonder Woman: *happy smile and waving goodbye”

Departure of Captain Marvel and guest

Green lantern (Hal): “Damn she was hot”

WW: * slaps him upside the head”

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I’m back again

Changing account because of my phone

I’ll be reposting everything

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Lady Marvel, No Captain  Marvel

Genderbent Captain  Marvel

Billy Batson -> Lilly Batson

Still a homeless baby

Lilly first debut as a hero. After defeating Doctor Sivana

Male Civilian: “Thank you so much Miss?”

Cap: “o-oh Captain Marvel!”

(M) Civilian: “thank you so much, Miss Captain  Marvel”

Cap: “you can just call me Captain”

(M) Civilian: “Miss Captain”

Cap: “Just Captain”

Lilly was a bit annoyed but she thought it would be a one time thing (it would not be)

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Reporter: “ Lady Marvel! Lady Marvel! Lady Marvel!” (Waving hands frantically)

Cap: (confuse, looking around) “me?”

Reporter: “um yes”

Cap: (flys down to the reporter) “hello I’m Captain Marvel, how can I help you?

Reporter: (holds mic up) “Lady Captain Marvel can yo-”

Cap: “No…..Captain Marvel”

Reporter: “ok, um so this miss, (faces the camera) “today we have our new local hero, Miss Captain Marvel”

Cap: “um-if-I-excuse me, it’s Captain Marvel you can drop the Miss, please”

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Reporter: “o-ok”

~~~~~~*A~w~k~w~a~r~d*~~~~~~

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Cap chilling on a roof, licking a ice cream feeling upset since everyone keeps on calling her wrong even after a whole year from her debut and her popping the time bubble.

Cap: “stupid stupid stupid stupid”

Solomon: “calm down Champion”

Achilles: “the next time someone says the wrong name punch them”

Solomon: “n-

Hercules: “ throw a building at them”

Solomon: “NO!”

Zeus: “YES, and tell them that you’re going to sleep with their father or male Parent figure and give a worthy respectable Child”

Cap: ”umm”

Atlas: “let’s ignore Zeus”

Mercury: “just don’t save them if they get your name wrong”

Solomon: “No! It’s not the champion job to get annoyed when people get your name wrong”

Achilles: “you got mad at that kid at the history museum Lilly went to (because it was free entry day) when a kid called you, “Solo-mom”

Solomon: “she completely butchered my name”

Zeus: “OH YEAH THAT WAS HILARIOUS”

Cap: “I remember the headache. But I have a right to be upset! It’s been a year and I’m starting to feel unappreciated, I saved so many lives and I popped the time bubble, is it so wrong for wanting people to save my name right!”

Solomon: “Lillian, I kno-“

Mercury: “just walk away-

Achilles: “I SAY-

Zeus: “I know a thing or two about getting-

Atlas: “LETS remember Lilly is a child and has a right to her own feelings-

Hercules:”CRUSH THEIR BONES”

Gods: “ overlapping argument”

Cap: “urgh guys please”

Gods: arguing continues and gets louder

Cap: (head pounding)

???: “excuse me Miss

Gods: “!?#**?!!”

Cap: (Rubbing head)

???: “miss? I’m fr-m j—ti-e le—ue”

Gods: “!/!#~\**?!!”

Cap: “please you’re being to loud”

???: “lo-d? Mi-s Miss M-ss”

Cap: “please”

???: “Mis -iss, MISS CAPTAIN MARVEL”

You could hear the snap

Cap: That’s. Not. My. NAME!! ( turns around and throws her ice cream with Mercury speed)

It’s was when the ice cream was only few inches from hitting the person face, when she realized that the man she see saw in front of her was a new face that she learned of when the time bubble popped.

Superman, a founding leader of the justice league, who didn’t have a fast enough reaction time to match Mercury speed to avoid the ice cream.

Cap: !

Gods: !

Hercules: “that guy’s important right?”

Solomon: “yes”

Cap: “oh no”

Solomon: “indeed”

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Mom’s dinner

Inspired by this post

The shazam family is about to have have dinner when Rosa notice that Billy isn’t home and asks Mary to go to the Rock of Eternity. Rosa knows that Billy has his duty as the Champion of Magic, she has learned to pick her battles but Rosa is a woman who likes to have dinner as a family

When Mary returns with no Billy, claiming that he’s at a Justice League meeting. Rosa knows that patience is a skill that she has gotten as a foster parent so she waits and waits and waits.

Darla: “Mama, I’m hungry”

Rosa: “I know baby, but I would like to wait till Billy is here before we eat”

Eugene: “yeah but JL meetings go on forever, and unless Billy was a good reason to leave the Bat won’t let him”

Victor: “how about I set aside a plate for him”

Rosa: “ Mary, Freddy are you sure you two don’t have a way to bring Billy back”

Mary: “maybe”

Freddy: “not really”

Both didn’t want to get drag into a meeting or Batman and robin trying to squeeze out some information.

Pedro: “why not ask the wizard to bring him back” (being serious )

Rosa: “yeah let go ask…(not thinking it’s serious) wait actually”

Rosa: “I’ll be back soon”

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Rock of Eternity

Rosa: “ excuse me, Mr. wizard are you there?”

Yes

How may I assist you

Rosa: “would you be able to return Billy home”

Ah, dinner time already. As much as I would love to summon Billy to return home to you it would cause some confusion among his fellow heroes if he would to disappear.

Rosa: “you’re right, I’m sorry fo-

But you can get him

Rosa: “what”

I have been around for a long time and there is nothing more powerful than a mother’s authority.

Rosa: “but what about secret identities”

….. say my name

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Justice league meeting

Marvel: (“please stop talking, I want dinner ”)

Batman: “marvel, pay attention!”

Marvel: “yes sir!”

Green lantern: “come on spooky you been going on forever”

Batman: “I wouldn’t have to if you did your job right”

Superman: “let’s calm down be-“

Martian Manhunter: (telepathically link, outside in space) “ friends, a person approaches, a woman”

Wonder Woman: “is she a threat”

MM: “ I am uncertain”

Batman: “ what does she look like? “

MM: “7’2 feet, dark brown hair, all white with- wait, Captain Marvel. The outfit she wears a similar to yours”

Marvel: “what”

MM: “ I’m going to engage with her”

Superman: “be careful”

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MM: “it seems she is unable to communicate, she humming like a whale and I have no idea what she saying”

Batman: “bring her by the window”

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GL: “Damn”

There floats a tall woman with her hair floating around dress in all white who gives a smile and a wave

GL: “Damn Cap, who this goddess. Don’t tell me this is your girlfr-“

Marvel: “MOM!?”

JL: “Mom!!?”

The reason Rosa was unable to talk was because the wizard didn’t want anything to happen if Rosa got capture (the only word she can say is Shazam). I can imagine Rosa Towers over her children, but not in the Scary way, in the motherly love way.

I can see Rosa’s hair floating all the time and covers her left eye slightly.