notsociallyacceptablealex

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You know how older people bitch about iPad kids and, in my experience, bitch about how kids (literal kids to 25~ yr olds) don't know how to read and write in cursive?

I'm comparing apples to a bricks, but I just watched an older woman fumble around with a key and a clearly marked lock for like two minutes. And this woman is very nice, i know her well enough (walks around town, good eyesight and motor skills), but it just got me to thinking about how people her age will bitch about non-issue things, skills that can be learned, but then they can't manage something really easy, too. Ma'am, this is your technology lmao, what's going on?

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I can't stand other humans sometimes. My place of work opens at 8:30a and I had a lady outside the window at 8:29a going, "Hellooo?" And she did it in that snotty way, ya know. I really wish I had a good at home job. 😩

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Sometimes I see fanart. And KNOW. that yall have never cuddled or napped with someone.

Some of yall. No matter how good the rest of the art is. Don't understand that character A's arm will need amputated by the end of that nap and character B's ribs are going to be sore for a week.

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I just saw a Karen with her dog at the gas station (off leash. Just pissing where people walk) and with her Karen hair, she matched her dog so well lmao. Like yall really do be looking like your unbrushed ratters and can't see that it's a mirror.

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I'm not trying to be too mean... but some of yall artists doing like just a sketch-up of characters and that shit is so scraggly and you can't even make out the design from their hair or outfit of who they are from the anime bc 300 other characters are same height/size. And then that artist is like "this is so like them" or "they would be like this for sure lol" or whatever scenario you put your blorbo in - WHO. WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. When they look like this, maybe you should try harder???

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I really need cishet men artists to do some method acting and go get some high heels in their size and go walk a beach. Just walk. Please. Get some high heels, just like the stilettos that you're drawing your anime gf in, and go to a sandy situation and just walk.

Women in heels is hot. You know what's not? The reality of heels at the fucking beach.

Please have a realistic foot fetish and draw bare feet or feet in cute sandals.

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Look. I am not an artist. Ok? But like. Anyone can be a critic.. and if you draw a female character in a sitting position but you wanted to not only show off her tits but ass and cooch too -- super sorry bro, but drawing her background leg/ass cheek to be like, perspectively, 3 to 6 inches lower than her foreground leg/ass cheek and even show some of her clothed labia, she looks broken. We're now in uncanny valley territory and she just looks like shit. She looks like shit, bro. You actually should pick one: tits or ass. Because now you look like a bad artist.

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I'm gonna stop using the word misogynist to guys and just flat out be like, "oh, you hate your wife." Because "misogynist" makes them go glassy eyed. Might make the wife glassy eyed too if she isn't wanting to see the truth.

We need to just start saying plain truth "you hate women/your wife," because what are they gonna say? Destroying the house every fucking day to add on top of her work as a mother is love?

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I don't like fake blondes and fake redheads being like, "I *am* blonde/redheaded." Girl. I don't actually even care what your real hair color is but now your just plastic to me. Like just be chill and call it what it is: colored hair.

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I swear to hell and back, if one of those dogs ever gets out of the car and barks ar me like that, I'm taking that fat fucking potato and throwing it as hard and as far as I can.

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All it takes is 1 Google search to see how a character's name is spelled. 🥲 please. I'm begging yall to say AND spell characters names correctly.

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Dogs that bark at cats and children are actually useless and we need to stop letting them breed.

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If you say to my fucking face, "saying someone's name wrong isn't something to get upset about," I will call you Jackass every time I see you. Fuck you.

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I’m at 5 what about you?

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Seeing "food cw" again - food is not a content warning. Yall. Food is not a content warning. You need literal help. I'm being mean in like words and tone but if you peal back my bitchiness, I really hope you can see that food is not a content warning thing. Like you need literal help. Stop tagging things that aren't bad things and go to a therapist. Stop making the world out to be horrible. Food is not a content warning. Get help. Get more help if you're already allegedly getting help bc its not working. Food is not a bad thing. I'm gonna add in my-therapist-says-its-ok hypotheticals bc yall love that shit --- If your therapist is supporting you to block food from your life. Bro. Brother. Sis. Sib. They're not helping you. Idek why they're licensed. Food??? Your therapist, if you have one, is supportive of you, A LIVING BEING, avoiding food?? And to like a ridiculous degree if you're doing it online. Like the picture can't hurt you, it can't reach you. Oh no, you might get hungry and want to eat the veggies from the tiktok video?? Better "cw" that shit. /s Broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo this is just insanity. And it's insane if a therapist is saying it's ok.

You're not well if you are "cw" food. You're just not.

Some things aren't "cw" or "tw" worthy actually. Like I get the internet can be an escape but if I see "cw parents" or "tw food" one more time I may track every one of you down to steal your kneecaps.

Do yall scream when you see people just being people or a bag of apples??

Like this has the same energy as people being terrified, TERRIFIED, of unused tampons. Do you run away from unused toilet paper too????

Yall really do need help bc other people's parents are obviously not to blame for your shitty parents (I had shit parents too guys, left for dead and starving, I GET IT but to an obvious point ffs), and for real, cw food??? Cw food??????????? You aren't actually serious? And it's like, there's food on the table in a tiktok. It's not even like a hotdog eating contest which is actually horrifying. But like. You can be chill about the dinner on someone's dining table ffs. God, I'd even understand if it was bc of vegetarian or vegan reasons even if I definitely don't get veganism bc then you could do "tw meat foods" or something and I'd be like "understood" even if I'm not vegan. But it's just "cw food" and it's like someone drinking coffee. You're not for real! There's just no way there's cw food on a random coffee drinker thing. Or soup. Just jesus fucking christ man..

Not everything is a cw or tw and you actually need literal therapy if you can't be on the internet without crying bc you see a tiktok with a mom or you see someone eating fries normally.