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nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well

enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.

It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar

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a short silly doodle of Frog!cheng (and some impromptu calligraphy practice) for the bingliuserver!

caption suggestion by @thegoldenavenger ! Thank you!

I guess this counts as a doodle for 'A Ribbing Tale?' ahahah.....

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Chapter 12 - Rain Water

✨🐍 Happy (Belated) Lunar New Years! 🐍✨

Finally! Hot off the presses! A small gift to all you readers out there! 💙

Please mind the tags though!

Summary:

At the age of fifty years young, Wei Ying, young adult dhampir, and the sole Gravekeeper of the Burial Mounds thought that he’d lead a relatively peaceful existence in Lianwu city. Nothing ever happens here and he’d prefer it that way. he’d rather spend his days doing menial tasks for the Jiangs’, laze about munching on lotus seeds the rest of the time, tinkering here and there with his random experiments thank you very much. All that changed when a strange corpse appears in Lianwu putting scrutiny on the Yunmeng Jiang clan, the nearest vampire clan around the area. As the caretaker to the Jiang clan Wei Ying knows they weren’t the ones that did it. But as a half vampire – practically a second class citizen in this secret blood based society, would anyone believe him?

Tags:

Alternate Universe | Vampires | Dhamphir !Wei Ying | Blood Drinking | | Mentions of Blood | This is a vampire fic there will be blood | did i mention blood? | Alternate Universe - Modern with Magic | AngstFluff and Hurt/Comfort | Fluff and Angst | Angst with a Happy Ending | Slow Burn | World Building | Modern Fantasy | Murders | Biting | Mentions of gore and violence due to said murders | Panic Attacks | Historical Notes | no beta we die like wwx |

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If the requests are still on: Liu siblings :3

Liu Qingge teaching Liu Mingyan before she came to the sect means so much to me actually <3 Thanks for the request!

[ID: A Scum Villain Doodle. A young Liu Mingyan stands with a sword raised in one arm and a determined expression. By her side and slightly is Disiciple!Liu Qingge who has a hand beneath LMY's sword arm and speaking as if guiding/instructing her. End ID]

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Liu Qingge: Careful, Shen Qingqiu, there's danger up ahead

Shen Qingqiu, putting on some sunglasses he bought from the system: My middle name is Danger

Liu Qingge: ?? What's a middle name???

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✨🐍Happy Lunar New Years! 🐍✨

here's a quick painting of ZZL my favourite snek boy!

((he's also 9:16 for wall paper purposes hahah))

Been a while since I drew ahahah...Please enjoy!

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Calling the pairing 'LiuShen' and not 'CumWar' is a missed opportunity, just saying.

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I'm convinced that if Shang Qinghua decided to start writing and publishing after transmigrating, he would be like an invasive species. Like that cat that killed all the birds on that one island.

Airplane was a maniac who banged out 10k chapters while competing with millions of other writers on the attention market. This is a guy who had to know how to game the algo for attention if he wanted to have enough money for food.

And PIDW's world has what, maybe a few hundred people both literate and willing to write fiction? Airplane would eat these people for lunch. While they were poetically crafting new metaphors and delicately staging each scene, SQH would be creating the most id-stroking lowest common denominator trash imaginable.

He would not only smoke the competition, but introduce to this world every terrible, cheap trick of the hack writer. Everything ends in cliffhangers. Stakes constantly rising. Bullshit plot devices to contrive as much masturbatory emotional catharsis as possible. And he'd be selling like gangbusters.

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'Your name ' but it's Shen Yuan/ Shen Jiu dimension hopping

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Rat shitposting

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my pet mold spores

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Sword Flying 101: Parallel Parking

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"Can I interest you in a tiny violet frog during these hard times?"

Chapter 1-6 Posted!

[Fic Complete]

Summary:

Oh no! Jiang Cheng has been cursed into a frog! A tiny, angry, violet little frog. What to do now? A non serious crackfic of Frog Cheng and a certain stubborn swordsman based on the fairytale “The Frog Prince”.

Tags:

|Frog!Jiang Cheng | Loosely based on The Frog Prince| Crack | Crack Treated Seriously | Angst - but the sort that had always followed those two around so i'm not sure to call it angst or not? | established Bingqiu | Established Mingling | Mentions of MingLing | Post-Canon | Not beta-ed we die like Gongyi Xiao|

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LiuShen doods Uncropped: https://www.patreon.com/posts/liushen-44934206