#Calligraphy

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

for some reason, likely due to mischievous trickster intervention, the most common print that gets lost in the mail and I end up sending the person a replacement is the parry this print

there is a non-zero amount of these fuckers just BOUNCIN around the USPS hotspots

(also if you ordered a print and it never showed up, just know that post-postal strike, american *waves at everything* and the snowstorms happening sequentially mean that you have to add about a week and a half to the expected delivery date, apologies, there is little I can do about that. If your order is REALLY out of pocket delayed, then dm the shop, I WILL provide a free replacement or a refund)

[berylthebarrel]

This is exactly who I like to be. I’m fun, I’m flippant, I’ll find a creep’s ip address

[unicorn-elvis]

Another crime against language facilitated by @theshitpostcalligrapher

Deliberately lo-fi giftwrapping

"webuyfreakshowbabies yeah all one word. I dunno maybe it's house flipping for humans, maybe it's PT Barnum on port 80. I swear to god bro this could be as big as pets dot com"

Also , I had my team of in-house experts examine it to ensure it was a genuine shitpost

[theworseshitpostcalligrapher]

"In the myriadic year of our Lord - the ten thousandth year of the King Undying, the kindly Prince of Death! - Gideon Nav packed"

I'm sure she did.

Snippet of an exercise, I'll post the whole page when it's done.

[t9-anon]

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@theshitpostcalligrapher i am starting to learn calligraphy am i doing this right?

[carpe-aurore]

[eagle-writes]

Veni vidi conveni consedi

I came I saw I fits I sits

Ink: Sailor Jentle yama-dori

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @pirates-amd-candles

fantastically shaped beast

text: capybapybara

[someromancero]

This is giving me similar vibes to this card

[earnedmagic]

hand-lettered with micron pen, embellished with cut paper

[vintagehomecollection]

At Home With Japanese Design: Accents, Structure and Spirit, 1990

[human-demi]

looks like asciiarena has moved URL, so you can find Stylez's work here

By Stylez, 1995. Currently the most popular artist at asciiarena.com

source 

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP found a much easier way to write couplets for the Chinese New Year, if people are not good at using calligraphy brush, this way can make their calligraphy looks a lot better (cr 马颖慧书法）

Adding a cup to the beauty egg will make it even easier and more stable

[theworseshitpostcalligrapher]

It is done.

Brief video at the end because I love the sheen of the purple rain.

[lucybellwood]

hi sorry s'cuse me but were NONE OF YOU GOING TO TELL ME ABOUT BLACK BOOKS OF HOURS???

LOOK AT THIS MAGNIFICENT GOTH-ASS SHIT

EGADDDDDDD

THE IRON-COPPER SOLUTION USED TO DYE THE PAGES WAS SO CORROSIVE THAT THERE ARE VERY FEW SURVIVING EXAMPLES

THESE BOOKS WERE LITERALLY TOO METAL TO LIVE

i can't