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Modern Disney + Cinderella “Oh, that clock! Old killjoy. I hear you. “Come on, get up,” you say, “Time to start another day.” Even he orders me around. Well, there’s one thing. They can’t order me to stop dreaming.”
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Modern Disney + Belle “I didn’t ask you to come. And it doesn’t matter anyway. I’m not going back with you, so you’re wasting your time.”
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ATTENTION
If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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Will: Truth or dare, Nico. GO!
Nico: Truth
Will: How many times have you been nice to yourself today?
Nico: .... Dare
Will: Say you're proud of yourself
Nico: I don't like this game
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Nico: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Will: I wake up at 6 am
Nico: ..... I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
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Kaz: I don't know what to say.
Wylan: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Kaz: Which one? I can't do both.
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Hannibal: The lamb here is supposed to be great.
Freddie: Oh I am a vegan. I wish I could tune out that moral voice inside me that says "eating animals is murder". But, I guess I am not just not as strong as you are.
Hannibal: That's because you need protein.
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Will: Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to answer an age-old question. The question is: who here does the best impression of Dr. Hannibal Lecter. You'll be judged on voice, body language and overall lack of flair. Everyone will perform the same scenario: Dr. Lecter eating a marshmallow for the very first time. LET THE LECTER-OFF BEGIN!
Jack Crawford (impersonating Hannibal): What is this glutinous monstrosity before me?
Beverly (impersonating Hannibal): The sugar in this is quite sweet.
Abigail (impersonating Hannibal): oooohhhh *starts giggling profusely*
Will: That's your Lecter impression?
Abigail: I can hear him doing that.
Alana (impersonating Hannibal): Looks like a sticky pillow.
Will (impersonating Hannibal): I don't care for it. Classical music.
*Everybody laughs*
Hannibal (entering the room): What's going on here? What are you doing?
Will: Dr. Lecter, hey. Nothing, just eating some marshmallows. Care for one?
Hannibal (picking one up): Marshed mellow?
Hannibal: *starts giggling profusely while chewing*
Abigail: I KNEW IT!!!!!!
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Logan: Time for plan G.
Patton: Don't you mean plan B?
Logan: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Virgil: What about plan D?
Logan: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Virgil: What about plan E?
Logan: I'm hoping not to use it. Janus dies in plan E.
Roman: I like plan E.
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Nico: I found out my sexuality yesterday.
Jason: Oh, did you? That's great!
Nico: Yeah, I'm yarrsexual.
Jason: Wh--
Nico: You know?
Jason: N-no...
Nico: I be attracted to pirates matey.
Jason:
Jason: You can be so weird sometimes.
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(Watching Kaz and Jesper argue/fight)
Inej: This is bad.
Nina: I know.
Nina: I wish we had popcorn.
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Kaz: We could kill them.
Wylan: *sigh* Why is murder your answer to everything?
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Leelah Alcorn’s blog was deleted and posts about her are being removed. Don’t stop spreading this. Reblog everything you can, post everything you can.
These are her pictures
here are some of her drawings
this is her note
Don’t let this die.
Not this.
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Wylan: It's a package from my dad.
Jesper: It's heavy, what is it?
Wylan: Must be his disappointment in me.
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Jesper: Kid, you are old enough now, I think it is time we have the talk.
Wesper Child: Dad, no! I already know where kids come from. We really do not have to do this.
Jesper:
Jesper: Oh no, I did not mean that kind of talk. I mean the "a lot of people in your family are actually criminals" talk. So, it all started with your uncle Kaz, who--
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