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I am far worse than any manic pixie dream girl

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Goofy ah life

Goofy ah school

Goofy ah e string on the violin

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Real talk: sometimes I roll up to random people’s outdoor birthday parties, baby showers, family get togethers, etc, and pretend I was invited. I’ll talk to someone like “it’s so good to see you again!” And people are so scared to say they don’t remember me that they just play along. One time I got a cup of lemonade. It was really good.

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Hi.

Star Trek mentioned ���🖖🖖

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November 15

Chunk of missing skin

Second degree friction burn

God I hate Tourette’s

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I’m gonna lobotomize myself on May 12.

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Yes as has been previously posted, mine are 50$

I’m gonna lobotomize myself on May 12.

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I’m gonna lobotomize myself on May 12.

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Just found out digital footprints exist. Shocked and upset.

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I might just mix some of my pee into donald trump’s spray tan.

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November 10

Bout to lose my shit

But first I need 2 pee, bad

Task postponed. Womp womp

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Yeah I was talking to them and the line went silent and they hung up. I’m thinking maybe I yapped too long?

The crisis line hung up on me 💀

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I think I’m alive purely out of spite at this point.

Like, sorry fuckers, this crip’s healing 🫶

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Introducing SoberMan. A superhero who will whap you on the head with a wet pool noodle every time you try to relapse.

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Oh I will. Don’t you worry.

Assassinate Him.

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The crisis line hung up on me 💀

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I’m actually losing it. Thanks for checking.