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oh my god AAAAAA

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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Random idea for a Bowuigi fanfic

Ok so Luigi and bowser are planning a *secret* wedding out in the forest somewhere BUT THEN- Mario noticed that Luigi had snuck out and went with bowser so he’s just watching in sheer FEAR as he slowly realizes that he’s marrying bowser. You could really have fun with this idea, incorporating hand holding and Mario losing his absolute shit like

AND THEN- Mario busts in and tries to take Luigi home and bowser IS PISSED. Eventually the brothers both apologize and Mario hesitantly tries to talk with bowser and apologizes and lets the wedding go on. Mario happily hugs his brother afterwards. :D

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Just found a sick D&D website

I’m not sponsored by them AT ALL (although I wish I was) and Believe it or not I’m a bit of a fan of folklorish tikoks. But when I was watching one I saw THIS (link to website is here if you wanna check it out)

TAKE MY MONEY AND MY CAR NOW

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3D Printed Nintendo Switch Docks made by FantasticPlasticsJax

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(Disclaimer: people think this is mine. It's not. It was just something funny I found on @fermentedgutz account, which their animation is absolutely beautiful and I totally recommend to follow them. I do draw, it's just not that often. Lots of love to the creator and apologies for the confusion.)

alternate mario movie ending

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IUEKWS,JDKESKLDU,ZXHJMJUKIKJSDXCH

IVE LOST MY SHIT PLEASE HELP OMFG

Watch "Your Eyes are Like Sapphires - Bowser and Luigi short" on YouTube

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GUESS WHO SAW THE MARIO MOVIE TODAY

So I ended up watching the Mario movie today with a few friends and a kid(bout like 8 or so) took his girlfriend and looked her dead in the eyes AND STARTED SINGING “BITCHES, BITCHES, BITCHES BITCHES BITCHES”

THE MOVIE HAD BOWSER SINGING PEACHES

THE KID LOOKED AT ME AND SAID: “you kinda look like bitches” AND JUST WALKED AWAY

I LEGIT DIED OF LAUGHTER

SOMEONE COME SAVE THIS KID LMAOOO

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PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES

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So that’s why bowser is so interested 👀

Mario:

YALL REMEMBER WHEN THE GAME THEORISTS TRIED TO FIND OUT THE SIZE OF LUIGIS DICK AND ITS WAS 7 INCHES (17.78 cm) AND MARIOS WAS SOMETHING LIKE 2 INCHES (6.3 cm)

Anyways I watched this vid like 3 years ago and was transported back to it half way through the Super Mario Movie

OH AND MARIO CANONICALLY DOES NOT HAVE BALLS

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1 more day…

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NO FUCKING WAY NAH

WELL GUESS WHOS BRINGING A BI FLAG TO THE THEATERS THATS RIGHT ITS ME

(OUR PRAYERS MIGHT HAVE JUST BEEN ANSWERED GUYS I MIGHT HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN RIGHT)

(Also I’m not sure I can’t always trust it BUT IVE SAID IT BEFORE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN: IF THEY SHOW A ROMANTIC SCENE RELATING TO BOWUIGI I WILL ABSOLUTELY LOSE IT IN THE THEATERS)

(((Read More)))

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Edit: SO ITS ABOUT TIME I ACTUALLY HAD BRANDING,

THE MARIO MOVIE IS LEGIT ALMOST OUT. I AM ABSOLUTELY GOING CRAZY AND I FEEL WAAAY TOO IMPATIENT ABOUT IT.

LISTEN, THIS LIKELY WASNT AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE BECAUSE IT WASNT ON APRIL FOOLS. (Check ya dates, this tweet didn’t happen during April AT ALL.)

But I kinda don’t care because there might be a chance that something happens.

LIKE OBVIOUSLY YOU AINT GONNA PUT THIS IN THE MOVIE AND TELL ME THIS DONT LOOK KINDA SUS 🤨📸

LIKE AAAAAAAAAA I AM WAAAY TOO HOPEFUL TO SEE THIS ON THE BIG SCREEN LET ME TELL YOU

AND OHOHOHO MARIOS REACTION IF THIS WAS CANON WOULD BE PRICELESS LIKE THINK ABOUT IT

*Bowser and Luigi, chillin and making out*

Mario: Finally, it’s my time to shine. Once and for all, I will defeat the coops king with friendship (and yada yada blah blah blah)

*Mario walks in the castle doors with Peach and Toad and sees them making out on bowsers throne*

Mario: what the fuck

BOWSER WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY BROTHER

HE’S GAY?!

///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// LMAOOO I CANT WAITT

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HOLY SHI-

(AAA 50 LIKES ON MY 1ST POST EVER TYSM GUYS YOU ARE AMAZING)

(TIKTOK COULD NEVER LMAO)

This isn’t the greatest first post ever made but I feel like I need to address the elephant or elephants in the room. Believe it or not, Bowuigi or Bowser x Luigi, took up literally my entire YouTube shorts lately. And all because of that damn trailer. So much so, that Bowuigi for like the past couple of months has made me lose my GOD DAMN MIND.

I literally ended up liking it because I thought it was kinda funny and it seemed kinda cool. I’m bi, so I fw it. About a month later, this was no joke. This was literally just a ship I liked. I feel like this is mostly how new Bowuigi fans ended up finding it in the first place, so it’s nice to know I’m not alone. With that said, I have NO IDEA show Nintendo didn’t notice ANYTHING ABOUT THE BOWSER AND LUIGI SCENE. I ain’t complaining, I just think it would be funny if someone working on it secretly supported Bowuigi. (Let’s be realistic, they probably aren’t but I really want it to be a reality) That or, they didn’t think as far as we thought they did with the movie. Either way, I’ll see what happens on the big screen.

Sorry Mario, your Luigi is in another castle.

( I gotta start using that tagline more it sounds cool)

Edit: OH MY GOD

Edit #2:

I really don’t want to get my hopes up for it to burn up in flames. And I just don’t mean the “MUisiCal SiDe oF BoWsEr”, no. I mean the ENTIRE movie. Because this could either go 2 ways. The first way being that something actually insane happens between them and the internet turns into a fiery blaze on twitter and everywhere. The second being we get our hopes up way too high to be shot down way too easily and simply write off the movie for getting too excited about it and overestimating our chances.

It’s an all or nothing bet we have and if we lose, we’ll have to shrug it off and say maybe next time. But I’ll be honest, I don’t think Nintendo would purposefully add scenes that had Bowser and Luigi doing something insane like getting real close to romance. I think Nintendo had no idea of the sheer power of the internet and how one little scene that they didn’t really think Bowuigi fans would lose their minds over it.

I’m still very confused that in the trailer Bowser and Luigi just continue to get gayer and gayer. Do you guys got any theories/thoughts?