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I wonder how Valentino feels knowing that he's the second option to not one, but TWO of his partners.

Vox would drop everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, including Val, in order to have Alastor. Nothing, not even the sweet sound of the rustling of cash, would stop him if he had the opportunity to have Al by his side again.

Angel used to be in love with Val. A long time ago. At one point, he had resigned his feelings and accepted that he would never be loved by someone who cared. That was until Husk. He would rather be with him over Val for sure.

How does he feel I wonder...

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Thinking about how Huskerdust is a redemption arc by itself.

Angel learning how to value himself and breaking the cycle of abuse, of being controled and taken advantage of. Accepting love, letting his walls down and learning how to trust again. I like to think that Angel grew up with only violent men around him, and in Hell wasn't very different, but Husk's love and gentleness teaches him how to be himself again.

While Husk finally learns how to put someone else's needs above his, care for someone, letting his selfishness behind and overcoming his addictions. He lost everything (probably more than once) because he was so thoughtless, but now that he genuinly cares, genuinely loves, he won't lose it all again.

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I screaming

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Adora: Ah, go fuck yourself Catra: Fuck me yourself you coward Adora, already stripping: You asked for it, asshole Double Trouble, sipping a latte: This has to be the weirdest method of foreplay I've ever seen. Glimmer, shooing them both towards the door with a broom: NOT IN THE WAR MEETING ROOM!

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Entrapta: This is my boyfriend and lab partner, Hordak. He is my soulmate. My very tall soulmate. But we make it work.

Mermista: ...How?

Hordak: We're not even really sure how it works.

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random idea i had involving catradora in the format of that "moon's haunted" tweet

random horde soldier when catra returns from the thaymor seige: oh hey, you're back early!

catra: rebellion stole my girlfriend

horde soldier: what?

catra: *loading a pistol and getting back in the tank* rebellion stole my girlfriend

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Entrapta: I have something I need to attach before we take off.

Hordak: Attach to what?

Entrapta: I need to attach this ring to your finger. Hordak, will you be my lab partner for the rest of our lives?

Hordak: Yes.

Entrapta: Yes! *kisses him* Now let's go attach these barely functional rust buckets to a giant killer smashing machine!

Hordak: It's exactly how I always pictured our engagement.

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Things Kyle Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The Etherian Horde (with apologies to Skippy’s List):

- He is not to be called “Lord Kyle of the Horde”

- He is not allowed to “threaten Rogelio with a good time”

- He is not allowed to “threaten Rogelio with a bad time”

- He is not allowed to shout “here kitty, kitty” at Force Captain Catra

- He is not allowed to “test Lord Hordak’s bat-like hearing” by insulting Entrapta under his breath

- He is not allowed to try to spray Force Captain Scorpia with pesticide when on exterminator duty

- He is not allowed to put rat traps in the vents to catch “a particularly large rat he’s been hearing up there”

- He is not to be allowed within 50 feet of Entrapta to protect his own life and limb

- He is not allowed to airdrop photos of Shadow Weaver over enemy territory to “scare them into submission”

- He is not allowed to add a skylight to the Sanctum to “brighten up the place”

- He is not allowed to have a shrine to enemy combatant Sea Hawk no matter how “dreamy” he may be

- Lord Hordak should only be referred to as such and not “my adorable spacebat” no matter what he overheard Entrapta say

- He is not allowed to use the streets of the Fright Zone as a “tactical skiff maneuvering course”, especially since he is not licensed to drive a skiff

- He is to stop asking new culinary staff if he can have a red ration bar. The last time he did it the poor new assistant had a nervous breakdown

- He is not to threaten Force Captain Octavia with tartar sauce

- He is not to try to distract Force Captain Catra with a ball of string.

- He is not to put pictures of Shadow Weaver on the practice bots

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Bow: Glimmer, please stop teaching Frosta swears. Glimmer: I'm not! She already knew them! Bow: Oh, come on, I don't believe that. Frosta, what's the worst word you know? Frosta, grinning: CUNT! Double Trouble, looking up: Did someone call me?

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Adora: Do you, you know, like me?

Catra: ... I MARRIED you??

Adora: Yeah, but because you like me, or were you just doing that to be nice?

Catra: When have I EVER done ANYTHING just to be NICE???

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Horde Prime: Status report on She-Ra?

Catra: Adora has been taken out

Horde Prime: Very go-

Catra: We went to a lovely restaurant and had a candlelit dinner. She proposed. My last name is now Rainbowfist

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Dragging my sick corpse to tumblr to bring you zukka cuddling

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Mako: So Asami, how did you know you loved Korra?

Asami: Well, a good romance starts with a good friendship

Bolin: And a bad romance starts with “ra ra ah ah ah ro ma ro ma ma ga ga ooh la la”

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what if i told you that a lot of “Americanized” versions of foods were actually the product of immigrant experiences and are not “bastardized versions”

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Just finished reading the fic, so here's my take on @muffinlance 's Zuko from Salvage!

(Drawn in pencil with a bit of gel pen in the beads and eyes)

Salvage is an absolutely stunning fic, everyone please check it out if you haven't already!

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Hhey so Salvage is such a good fic so I had to draw some sketchy art for it,, I hope you like these @muffinlance <3

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>Sokka yawned his way onto the deck. Sokka took in the blue sky, the brisk breeze, his tribe at work, his sister at really icy-spikey practice, his Fire Nation replacement throwing an old man onto the deck—

"Why is Zuko beating up your healer?" Sokka asked. This was a completely reasonable question.< zuko is absolutley not enoying it!!! i swear! please don't react the poses at home! Zuko and Kustaa here are just pixels and so they can't get hurt. Hey @muffinlance 's, Salvage ended! (BUT NOT FOR ME (yet, only because i refuse to read the final chapter now ;;;) you can go read it if you like! (i will add the image description as soon as i can;;; really raugh one in ALT text)