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My favourite fan theory about anything is "Gandalf fucked a hobbit once", as an explanation as to why he's so invested in them. Like several generations ago, purely by happenstance he just happened to encounter a fearless Took lass who decided to Fuck That Old Man and by the powers of supreme hobbit reproduction skills, the natural happens.

So Gandalf just goes "ah well fuck, gotta fix this", somehow makes sure she's arranged an excellent marriage, and pays her future husband a visit like "just a heads-up you're going to have an early, unexpectedly large and supremely excellent child and you are going to be nothing but loving and proud of your firstborn, or she is going to become a very rich young widow whose husband tragically died of a mysterious case of Killed By A Wizard, ok?"

And after that he's been visiting here and there to discreetly keep track of which ones are his descendants, and then after keeping track of all of them becomes too much work, decides to narrow down to the ones he's deemed to take after him (the ones the other hobbits think are weird, mostly) until deciding that Bilbo was his favourite. Probably has zero wizard blood in him by now and Gandalf doesn't even consider the hobbits he's been keeping tabs on as his offspring in any way anymore, it's basically a hobby to him by now.

So any time other Maiar or other immortal races notice him keeping an eye on the hobbits and ask him what's his deal with the halflings anyway, he just shrugs and goes "idk I just think they're neat."

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Quotes by my friends made into incorrect ATLA quotes (part three)

Zuko: *lets go of Sokka’s hand and walks up ahead* Nope! I am so done with you two!

Sokka: No, Zuko, come back! It’s not a threesome without you!

Suki: *snorts*

Zuko: wHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!?

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Walburga is the type of mom to guilt the shit out of her kids for the smallest issues she had during pregnancy/labor, is if it was their choice.

Effie is the type of mom to always gush about the day James was born, going on and on about how it was the best day of her life, even though she had extremely painful complications.

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vow - february 10 - jegulus - @taylorswiftmicrofic - word count: 230

“....absolutely ridiculous!” Regulus ranted, voice loud enough to draw confused looks as they both stood in one of the courtyards.

“C’mon, Regulus, I said I was sorry!” James whined, crossing his arms and trying to resist the urge to throw his hands in the air in frustration. It was getting a bit embarrassing, the way the younger boy was yelling.

“Are you? Are you?” Regulus retorted, eyes widening in a slightly-mad way. “I don’t know if I can believe you! I mean what kind of barbarian-”

“Merlin, Reg, I said I’m sorry!” James interrupted, losing his patience. “What do I have to do to prove it to you?”

Regulus’s eyes narrowed and his jaw set stubbornly. “Promise me. Make an Unbreakable Vow that you’ll never do it again.”

Mouth falling open in a dumbfounded expression, James nearly screamed with exasperation. But, mindful of their audience of nearby first years, he swallowed and said stiffly, “You want me. To make an Unbreakable Vow. Promising I’ll never write in one of your books again,” he said through his teeth.

Regulus tilted his head and sniffed before nodding confidently. “Yes,” he said, expression maddeningly superior. “I think that’s fair.”

Letting out a long-suffering sigh, James couldn’t decide if he wanted to storm off or snog the younger boy’s brains out. 

(It turned out, after trying both options, the second was much more fun.)

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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I think a lot of what pro-AI people are really wanting is stuff that already exists but they don't know it's out there like

can't format a work email? templates

don't know how to write a resume? templates

writing a thank you card or a condolences card or a wedding invitation? templates templates templates

not sure how to format your citations in MLA or whatever format? citationmachine.net

summary of something you're reading for school/work? cliffnotes.com

recipe based on ingredients in your fridge? whatsintherefrigerator.com

there's a million more like, guys, we don't need AI, we never needed generative AI

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No Armageddon

Just thinking about the fact that, in miracling the jukebox in The Resurrectionist Pub to play "Everyday" for forever, Gabriel miracled the jukebox in The Resurrectionist Pub to play "Everyday" for forever...

...as in, for all of eternity.

The jukebox is on Earth. It's in a pub in Scotland. It cannot keep playing "Everyday" for all of eternity unless the Earth remains in existence for all of eternity.

In making it so that Beez could always hear "Everyday" on the jukebox in The Resurrectionist, Gabriel actually also made it so that the Earth will always exist. He basically just made Armageddon impossible.

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dear OP, if you have the time and energy, couls you draw Zukka with Izumi? 🙏🏻

In honour of my first ever ask, have some dads!zukka with little Izumi

Now, I'm not used to drawing kids, so I really hope Izumi doesn't give off uncanny valley vibes. If she does, please lie to me and say she looks fine, thank you 🙏

Also if anyone wants to see me draw something else, don't hesitate to ask!

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I love zukka but I will not stand for the erasure of my girl

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It's a New Craze: First - Next

It's a New Craze Written by attheboarder Art by anotherwellkeptsecret

Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast. But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

Read the fic here.

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nothing to see here just a couple of ineffable 60s gals out in town

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Aziraphale shielding Crowley from water

and Crowley shielding Aziraphale from fire

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about angels and their purpose 🪽💫

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let's be honest, how else did we think he got all those fire extinguishers?

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The last centaurs, Aziraphale and Crowley, and their little foal Orion 💛

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More faeries Good Omens AU ✨

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Back on the bench

And again, and again…