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JaeYong probably...

Jaehyun: What is your strength?

Taeyong: I’m a great flirt.

Jaehyun: What is your weakness?

Taeyong: Those beautiful lips of yours.

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TaeKook

*having a picnic together*

Taehyung: oh crap. My butt is wet.

Jungkook: *winks at him* Is it because I’m turning you on?

Taehyung: no, the grass is making me wet.

Jungkook: ...the grass is turning you on...?

Taehyung: what? no, the grass is wet.

Jungkook: so... that means that I’m turning the grass on?

Taehyung: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

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JaeYong

Jaehyun: *breathes*

Taeyong: *nonstop fangirling*

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TaeKook (ft. NamJin)

Jungkook: Jin hyung, why do you have to be so damn loud last night with Namjoon hyung?

Seokjin: Jungkook, why do you have to be screwing Taehyung until he screamed so damn loud that everyone can heard it EVERY. NIGHT. Huh?

Jungkook:

Seokjin: *sips tea*

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JaeYong

Jaehyun: Has anyone seen my black sweater?

Taeyong: ... no...?

Jaehyun:

Jaehyun: ... you are wearing it...?

Taeyong: *looks at Jaehyun in the eyes*

Taeyong: What are you going to do? Take it off me right now?

Jaehyun: *confidently walked towards him*

Mark: *cuts in between them* Hold it. You are not undressing him in front of me.

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JaeYong

Doyoung: How’s the most handsome man doing?

Jaehyun: I don’t know. Let me ask.

Jaehyun: *shouts across the room* HOW ARE YOU DOING, TAEYONG?

Taeyong: *shouts back* I’M GOOD!

Jaehyun: *turns back to Doyoung* He’s good.

Doyoung:

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JaeYong

Jaehyun: *drinking his coffee in peace*

Taeyong: *suddenly runs toward him*

Taeyong: Jaehyun! Catch me!

Jaehyun: But I’m holding coffee!

Taeyong: *about to jump on Jaehyun*

Jaehyun: *drops coffee and catches Taeyong in his arms*

Taeyong: Yay!

Jaehyun:

Jaehyun: I hate you for doing this every time.

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TaeKook

Teacher: Ok, class. It’s time for reading. Please highlight the most important parts on the text.

Jungkook: *makes a highlight mark on Taehyung’s arm*

Taehyung: Why did you do that for?

Jungkook: Cause you’re the most important to me.

Taehyung:

Taehyung: B R O.

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JaeYong

*Johnny and Jaehyun are challenging each other who can run the fastest*

Jaehyun: *beating Johnny*

Johnny: *getting tired slightly*

Johnny: Hey, is that Taeyong?

Jaehyun: *turns head* Where?

Also Jaehyun: *trips and fall*

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JaeYong

Jaehyun: Babe, can you-

Taeyong: I don’t know. Why don’t you go ask Doyoung?

Jaehyun:

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ChanBaek

Chanyeol: *to Baekhyun* Close your eyes.

Baekhyun: *closes eyes*

Chanyeol: What do you see?

Baekhyun: Nothing?

Chanyeol: Exactly. That’s my world without you.

Baekhyun:

Baekhyun: I-

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JaeYong

Ten: *making weird sounds*

Lucas: *also making weird sounds*

Taeyong: *walks into the room*

Taeyong:

Taeyong: What are you two doing?

Ten: We are making mating calls.

Lucas: Caw caw.

Taeyong: Oh, I have a mating call too.

Ten: What is-

Taeyong: Daddy.

Jaehyun: *slams through the door*

Jaehyun: I’m here, baby.

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TaeKook (feat. JiKook)

Jimin: WOW. The sky’s so beautiful tonight.

Jungkook: I know right. Do you know who else is beautiful?

Jungkook: *looks at Jimin*

Jimin: *blushes*

Jimin: Who?

Jungkook: Kim Taehyung.

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JaeYong

Person: Hi.

Jaehyun: Hi.

Person: I’m sorry, but I want to ask you something.

Jaehyun: What is it?

Person: Do you believe that the earth is flat?

Jaehyun: I’m not sure?

Person: Oh, fair enough.

Jaehyun: Wanna know what IS flat?

Person: ?

Jaehyun: Lee Taeyong’s ass.

Person:

Jaehyun:

[In the distance]:

Taeyong: I feel like someone just damn insulted me-

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JaeYong

Taeyong: *phone rings*

Doyoung: You still call your father “Daddy”?

Doyoung: *laughs*

Taeyong: *looks at Doyoung in the eyes*

Taeyong: *answers phone*

Taeyong: Hey, Jaehyun.

Doyoung: 

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KrisHo

KrisHo’s kid: Daddy, please????

Kris: *sighed* No, Sehun. I said many times that we are not going to Disneyland,

Kid: But, Daddy! Please?

Kris: *shook his head* No, baby.

Kid: Please, Daddy?

Suho: *appears behind Kris and whisper in his ears* Please, Daddy?

Kris: *jumps up and starts to pack his things* Alright, pack your things. We are going to Disneyland.

Suho and their kid: Yay!

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TaeKook

Taehyung: *sitting on Jungkook’s lap*

Teacher: Alright, test time! Put everything away!

Jungkook: *pushes Taehyung away*

Taehyung: Bro! Why did you push me away?

Jungkook: Cause you are my everything, bro.

Taehyung: Bro...