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Why was this me and my man last night (I know nothing about bugs)

jesper and wylan with the cyan morphos

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So Spotify tried to hurt me with the kanej feels today. I turned on my Taylor Swift playlist and it hit me with, in order: Dancing With Our Hands Tied, Mirrorball, My Tears Ricochet, Willow, The Archer, and Clean.

IM SOBBING OVER THEM RN THIS ISNT FUNNY

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Am I the only one who needs an SoC/Addams Family AU with Kaz & Inej as Gomez and Morticia?

Morticia & Inej: beauties w a dark aesthetic and long black hair that scare people but are actually super sweet

Gomez & Kaz: excellent dressers w a pension for drama that are obsessed w their wives that are scarier than they are

Does anyone else see the similarities??

LIKE THIS IS SO KAZ ????

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This beauty needs to be shared 💜🖤

im out here posting this old thing again bc i made a few edits of things that were annoying me <3

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Kaz: Inej, you’ve been cuddling with me for more than an hour.

Inej: *muffled noise* Yeah.

Kaz: …Fuck, I should be annoyed but you’re adorable.

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“Don’t Blame Me” by Taylor Swift, Kanej’s version

So I’m a major Swiftie and ever since I read soc and ck, I can’t help but think of Inej and Kaz when I hear this song. So here’s a lyric breakdown that nobody asked for of most of the two verses and part of the bridge because I have issues. Sorry it’s kinda long eheh

Kaz pov:

“Something happened for the first time in the darkest little paradise. Shaking, pacing, I just need you” in the prison cart on their way into the Ice Court when her voice brought him back from the depths

“For you I would cross the line” RIP Oomen’s eyeball

“For you I would waste my time” “there will be a net”, risking a job for her safety

“For you I would lose my mind” threatening Wylan and just being generally more unhinged when Inej was kidnapped

“Trip of my life every time, yeah every time you’re touching me” his touch aversion, his entire mind flipping out while changing her bandages in the blessed bathroom scene

Inej pov:

“My name is whatever you decide” accepting Kaz christening her “The Wraith”

“I’m just gonna call you mine” insisting on thinking of Kaz as human, just a boy, even a miracle, instead of the monster he said he was

“Halo hiding my obsession” her naturally pious nature giving way to her desire to kill the people that were beating Kaz on the floor of the Crow Club

“And baby, for you, I would fall from grace” her killing for him

“Just to touch your face” ROOF OF THE ICE COURT

Bonus:

“If you walk away, I’d beg you on my knees to stay.”

I like it when men beg.

Stay in Ketterdam. Stay with me.

Oh lord save me these two are going to destroy me.

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some thoughts are being thunk

Inej “I like it when men beg” Ghafa

Kaz “Please, my darling Inej, treasure of my heart, won’t you do me the honor of acquiring me a new hat” Brekker

👀

he only begs for his wraith im unwell

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This was forever ago but THEM>>>

Unresolved Pining™ ↳happy birthday, @muttpeeta!

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Bi panic?

Bi panic.

Obsessed with them.

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I mean. Step on me? Please?

Elementary | 1x23 “The Woman”

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Ladies, please be aware and be freaking kind.

Gents and enby friends, you deserve a partner that loves you and treats you like a human being.

Dear teen girls,

Stop abusing your boyfriends and yes what you are doing is abuse.

Stop:

Yelling at him in front of his friends

Hitting or slapping him when he does or says something you don’t like

Telling him he doesn’t have a choice when it comes to decisions that involve both of you

Telling him he can’t hang out with friends because you don’t like him

Telling him to not talk to other girls even if they are his friend

Forcing him to spend every moment with you

Belittling him and pointing out all his flaws

Calling him stupid or making fun of him for making a mistake

Threatening to break up with him if he doesn’t do what you want

Being emotionally manipulative and crying until he does what you want

Accusing him of cheating every time he’s not with you

Blow up is phone if he doesn’t text you every five minutes

Telling him you are the best thing that has ever happened to him and no one else will love

Physically attacking him when ever you are mad

Forcing him to have sex despite that fact that he said he didn’t want to

Invading his privacy by going through his phone

Getting mad at him for changing his password and demanding he tell you what it is

If a guy did any of these things to a girl it would be considered abuse but since its the other way around its considered normal. Throughout High school I saw many girl treating their boyfriends like shit. Sometime even physically abusing them in the hallways and no one trying to stop it because its a girl attacking a boy.

Boys: If your girlfriend does anything on this list leave her. It is abuse and you deserve better.

Girls: if you find your self doing anything on this list to your boyfriend you need to knock it off because you are being abusive.

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Why did no one tell me that 22 by Taylor Swift is THAT good

I could have known this years ago

I’ve been robbed

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life presents a constant struggle: do I want Mr. Darcy, or do I want William Turner? Because, alas, I doubt I’ll find both in one man.

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It’s time for a change. I’m tired of seeing a wonderful woman get sidelined because of selfish agendas. This is for Sharon Carter, but moreover, it’s for Emily. Emily, who we all love, and who encourages us to love ourselves. Emily, who deserves better.

Em, “I want you to remember that you’re stronger than you think.” We love you. We love Sharon. And we won’t stop until this is over.

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Because I’m obsessed with them

Some more images I “stole.” I wanna free up some space on my phone.

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My heart physically cannot take this

does. does clyde have a little plastic ducky for his baths. 🥺.

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Am I perusing the Elementary tag while watching the show? Yes. And it’s making me happy.