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Arcane rarepairs: multiverse edition
A good number of characters died over the course of Arcane, but thanks to the establishment of an infinite multiverse, not only can we go absolutely wild with the sort of romance we can provide in place of a tragic fate, it also means that nobody can tell us it’s not canon
Eliot’s x Sky
Both pining for their bosses each of which are too preoccupied with a certain hunky inventor, perhaps their late night conversations venting out their frustrations will lead to something more
Maddie x Madame Margot
One is a ruthless cutthroat master of seduction, the other is a kind and caring woman in way over her head and must learn the value of teamwork if she’s going to make it out alive. Their heads will spin (and others will roll) as they find out exactly which is which
Kino x Loris
We don’t have much to go off of, but the illusion seemed like it was pretty convincing and anyone who Mel looks up to has got to be cool af, which means he deserves a boyfriend who is chill af, more than that, Loris is loyal courageous, and perhaps the most important quality for Kino in a partner, knows when they need to ****ing bail
Grayson x Amara
Heading a personnel security for a successful merchant, Grayson soon learns that the threats are far more dangerous than she was warned, and that the fascinating woman she’s been protecting is more than capable of dealing with them herself. Years of facing the flood of corruption in the enforcers have exhausted her efforts to influence them to adopt her own strong sense of justice, but perhaps it can soften the knife sharp edges of this sorcerous spy
Smeech x Salo
……. I have no idea how this got in here, I must have entered a fugue state or something, but uh, good for them?
#Arcane#Arcane spoilers#league of legends#Netflix#Arcane Elora#Sky Young#Maddie Nolan#Madame Margot#Arcane Kino#Arcane Loris#Skylora#Arcane Grayson#Arcane Amara#Madamaddie#Maddargot#Kinoris#Lorino#Graymara#Smeechlo#Smeech#Arcane Salo#to anyone asking if there is any evidence that Elora was in love with Mel I say only this: have you SEEN Mel?#Madame Margot breaking the mold here by being the only one who is probably alive in the universe we witnessed#I like to think that she’s actually super nice to those within her own faction#I am assuming that part of Kino’s ‘fox among the wolves’ qualities was that he was super fun at parties#just imagine the number of soirees they would turn into huge ragers together#I don’t know if Amara has any way of escaping the black rose but here’s hoping love finds a way#if just one of these actually gets popular please don’t let it be Smeechlo#rarepairs
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I just finished I AM YOUR BEAST and among my main takeaways is that Harding, Byron and his wife are probably the best ot3 ever where you don’t know what any of the characters look like
#I am your beast#IAYB#I am your beast spoilers#Alphonse Harding#Byron Ford#Byron you awkward loving bisexual KING#THAT END CREDITS SONG HOLY CRAP IT’S AMAZING!!!#Bisexual#mlm#polycule#FPS#FPS games#First person shooter
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I was going to amend this with the absolute galaxy-brained steamy romance that is ScarSteb, but it appears others have beaten me to it
Arcane rarepair ideas
Tobias x Ximena
Finding love again and helping each other mourn, they seem like they would be very gentle and sweet to each other. Would add a new layer to Caitlyn and Jayce’s sibling dynamic
Babette x Jericho
I actually don’t have a logical argument for this one, but if you’re looking for size difference, look no further
Isha x Ren
I’m putting on my “Isha is alive” truther hat for this one. Over a decade after the battle in Piltover, Ren is working in a clinic in Zaun specializing in Chemtech prosthetics, to try and make sure she does more good than her father did. A young woman starts coming in for maintenance for both of her prosthetic arms. She’s mysterious, always wearing a strange helmet with a bunny mask, only talking to people through sign language. She starts taking Ren around the city, showing her places to go dancing, where to get messy but delicious food, and the calm quiet places where they can be alone. Ren begins to truly fall in love with Zaun, it’s people, and one person in particular. One night, while she’s showing Ren a place among the Firelight bugs, the girl writes a name on the wall “Isha” and removes her mask. Her face is completely covered in glowing blue scars, she seems very self-conscious of them, but Ren tells her she is utterly beautiful and kisses her
#arcane#arcane spoilers#league of legends#netflix#netflix animation#scarsteb#I wanted to limit it to one’s I’ve only seen myself think of so far as I know#I did think of it independently but it still felt like cheating#I am a little surprised that I haven’t seen anyone else think of Xibias but I probably just haven’t looked hard enough#THEY adopted Ren#I think that’s a good way of thematically tying this whole thing together#except Jeribette but they’re just kind of off doing their own thing
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"Birth is always horrible, God's gift to humans is he lets you forget it."
#Creature Commandos#Nina Mazursky#Beautiful precious baby#Creature Commandos Bride#DC#DC comics#DC animation#At least she had a good father#Put himself in danger just to tell her he only ever wanted her in his life and she shouldn't hate herself
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My question is if it was only eight children that were involved in the weasel incident where the hell did he get the twenty-seven number from? They don’t look like or are even very mathematically related, unless…
DAMN IT RICK FLAG HAVE YOU BEEN LISTENING TO WEIRD AL WHILE READING THE DOSSIERS AGAIN?!
#Creature Commandos#Creature Commandos Weasel#Rick Flag jr#this is about junior you know the cool one#senior proved to be a horrible enough judge of character that I wouldn’t put him pulling the number out of his ass past him#DC#DC comics#DC animation#Weird Al
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Man I love Galaxy Quest so much, it has got to be my favorite parody movie ever because it’s more than a parody. The best example is “by Grabthar’s hammer, by Suns of Warvan, you shall be Avenged”. When we think of parody, we think of taking something that takes itself seriously, and turning it into a joke, but with “Grabthar’s hammer” it’s the exact opposite. When it is first introduced, it is a corny, cheesy nonsense line that Alexander Dane despises because it’s stupid, humiliating, and wastes his talent. Yet when it comes time to comfort his greatest admirer in his final moments, he turns it into the beautiful line in the whole movie.
#Galaxy Quest#Dr. Lazarus#Alexander Dane#ALAN RICKMAN#Grabthar’s Hammer#Suns of Warvan#You shall be avenged#analysis#wait am I legally required to tag Star Trek in Galaxy Quest posts?#Uh#Star Trek
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I would like to thank this character for the critical contribution she made to the Barrissoka fandom: sucking so much she fast-tracked Barriss’ redemption arc
#Star Wars#Barriss Offee#Barrissoka#Ahsoka Tano#Lyn Rakish#tales of the empire#I mean obviously I don’t want to thank her for killing all those people#just generally being a stupid ***hole who just absorbs every bit of dark side propaganda presented to her
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On a more serious note, this probably is true. After spending her entire childhood being tortured in every way imaginable, it must have been utterly terrifying to learn that her tormentors might find yet another way to hurt her.
Been thinking a lot about Mass Effect again, and I always liked the idea that Jack only killed so many people because she was always in hostile environments filled with dangerous people, so when she’s put in a position that brings out her more protective side, she is utterly shocked, disgusted, and horrified by the realization that she is a GOOD PERSON
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From the speculations I’ve seen exploring scenarios where Vi is transported to the universe in episode 7, I’ve seen two perspectives
The sad one; where her issues with guilt and self-doubt are worsened by a world that has everything she’s ever wanted and it’s the one where she died
And the happy one; where she gets to see who powder would have been, gets to see Vander and Mylo and Claggor
I feel bad that nobody seems to have realized the third funny perspective; that there are so many people there that she would reflexively punch in the face
#Arcane#Arcane spoilers#league of legends#Vi#Arcane Violet#Arcane Powder#Vander#Mylo#Claggor#First up would be Silco which Powder makes her apologize for#Then Marcus which let’s face it no one makes her apologize for#If Maddie is there she might actually bust major espionage operation#And I don’t remember Salo ever wronging her personally but she can just sense those vibes
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We can’t erase our mistakes, none of us… Well Ekko can if he’s fast enough
#Arcane#Ekko#ekko arcane#the boy who shattered time#league of legends#netflix#netflix Animation#arcane spoilers
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Arcane rarepair ideas
Tobias x Ximena
Finding love again and helping each other mourn, they seem like they would be very gentle and sweet to each other. Would add a new layer to Caitlyn and Jayce’s sibling dynamic
Babette x Jericho
I actually don’t have a logical argument for this one, but if you’re looking for size difference, look no further
Isha x Ren
I’m putting on my “Isha is alive” truther hat for this one. Over a decade after the battle in Piltover, Ren is working in a clinic in Zaun specializing in Chemtech prosthetics, to try and make sure she does more good than her father did. A young woman starts coming in for maintenance for both of her prosthetic arms. She’s mysterious, always wearing a strange helmet with a bunny mask, only talking to people through sign language. She starts taking Ren around the city, showing her places to go dancing, where to get messy but delicious food, and the calm quiet places where they can be alone. Ren begins to truly fall in love with Zaun, it’s people, and one person in particular. One night, while she’s showing Ren a place among the Firelight bugs, the girl writes a name on the wall “Isha” and removes her mask. Her face is completely covered in glowing blue scars, she seems very self-conscious of them, but Ren tells her she is utterly beautiful and kisses her
#Arcane#Arcane spoilers#league of legends#netflix#netflix animation#Tobias Kiramman#Ximena Talis#Arcane Babette#Arcane Jericho#Isha#Arcane Ren#rarepairs#Zaun#Piltover#Xibias#Jeribette#Isharen#Isha can fix her own arms she just likes to have an excuse to see the pretty girl#I should clarify that Isha and Jinx either have been or will be reunited at some point#it takes Jinx a moment to recognize her but when she does she starts wailing and crying and hugging her#her joy is so great it almost looks like pain#Yes I am a proud ‘Isha is alive’ truther and will hold this view until I am proven otherwise#I will accept nothing as proof
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I haven’t seen Red One and don’t plan to, so I don’t want to hate on it too much, but how DARE hollywood try to make that the most well known J.K. Simmons as Santa Claus movie
HAVE WE NOT FAILED KLAUS ENOUGH!?!?!
#Klaus#klaus 2019#klaus netflix#J.K. Simmons#red one#Christmas#Santa Claus#animation#Netflix animation
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Nina: Damn it! I knew when I woke up yesterday and prayed to go swimming with a beautiful woman, I should have been more specific about the who and why
#Creature Commandos#Creature Commandos spoilers#DC#DC comics#DC animation#Nina Mazursky#Creature Commandos the bride#Fishbride#I don’t know if Nina has any religious inclinations but she’s trying anything at this point
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Been thinking a lot about Mass Effect again, and I always liked the idea that Jack only killed so many people because she was always in hostile environments filled with dangerous people, so when she’s put in a position that brings out her more protective side, she is utterly shocked, disgusted, and horrified by the realization that she is a GOOD PERSON
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As crass and creepy as clayface was in his motivation and presentation, centering a class on Themysciran studies on the island’s unique status as a homonormative society doesn’t really sound like that bad of an idea
#Creature Commandos#Creature Commandos spoilers#DC#DC comics#DC animation#Themyscira#I mean let’s be honest even if he did manage to be more subtle in his introduction he would immediately fuck it up#Dr.MacPherson probably could have put together an interesting lecture overlapping with queer studies and anthropology#BUT WE’LL NEVER KNOW WILL WE CLAYFACE?#I am choosing to believe that while she would be far less creepy when taking about lesbians she would be even more enthusiastic
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Creature Commandos Clayface pissed me off so much that I’m just going to assume that he sucks at Mortal Kombat
#Creature Commandos#Creature Commandos spoilers#Clayface#Fucking creep#incel creature commandos clayface vs chad Harley Quinn ClayFace#the murder was clearly recent that xbox was hers and she would have absolutely creamed him#DC#DC comics#DC animation
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Life became tiring after the destruction of our operator, my father and I are working ourselves, and my father is unable to do this work because of his illness and old age, but we had to work on securing our family's food and drink, etc. There is another thing that hurts the heart, I have two brothers who study medicine in Egypt and have a dream of becoming doctors and need to pay their university fees 🙏🏼
Please donate at least to rebuild our operator 😔
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