#You shall be avenged

[jamesrb4th]

Man I love Galaxy Quest so much, it has got to be my favorite parody movie ever because it’s more than a parody. The best example is “by Grabthar’s hammer, by Suns of Warvan, you shall be Avenged”. When we think of parody, we think of taking something that takes itself seriously, and turning it into a joke, but with “Grabthar’s hammer” it’s the exact opposite. When it is first introduced, it is a corny, cheesy nonsense line that Alexander Dane despises because it’s stupid, humiliating, and wastes his talent. Yet when it comes time to comfort his greatest admirer in his final moments, he turns it into the beautiful line in the whole movie.

[eyes-of-purest-sewer]

Out of context dnd quote #16

As the cat explodes inside...

[hamletthedane]

still holding space for Stephanie J. Block

[multifandominfj]

Actually FUCK The Greens, parading around thinking they’re better than The Blacks because they got Meleys?!

How dumb are they? Like, they are also part of House Targaryen. Dargons are the “strength” of their House. They basically told The Blacks they can be beaten. On top of that to disrespect dragons like what they did with Meleys?! I can’t wait for them to lose.

They’ve got another thing coming. 🐲🐉🔥🔥🖤🖤

[worstloki]

HYDRA kidnaps Loki but all the goons look up to him and think he’s the coolest guy and keep kissing up to him because they really really want him to join their ranks

[keeps-ache]

nobody better boop me while i'm gone. you better not 🫵 don't do it. dooon't do it

[aloevhello]

Angela Moore 🤝 Xina Kwan as WOC from the 90’s who were discarded from the narrative despite playing an important role in their love interests’ lives since their adolescence

[novelmonger]

I don't think I know what you're talking about. What is the true ending of Endgame? 😃😃😃

Okay, the short version is: Go read my fic Let This One Remain and @rainintheevening's fic To the End...of Infinity

Or maybe that's the long version, because it'll take you a while to read all of that. Anyway, here is my non-story explanation:

Everything in Endgame stays exactly the same, we just didn't get to see what happens in the next five minutes after the end.

See, when Steve takes the Infinity Stones back in time to put them back, he can't deny that he's tempted to go back to some earlier, "easier" time in his life and just...stay there. He's tired, and he deserves a break. But that would mean leaving behind so many loved ones he has in the 21st century. Bucky. Sam. Sharon. All of the Avengers who are left, all of the friends he's made. And he's not the same man who went into the ice. The years have changed him, and he no longer fits in 1945. He no longer fits with Peggy.

But there's still someone who would fit into that old life. So he goes back to talk to himself in the bombed-out bar in London, right after Bucky fell from the train. He tells his former self that Bucky is still alive, that he can't give up, that he's going to crash a plane but will survive, so he needs to give someone his coordinates so they can find him. So he can find Bucky.

Then Steve goes back to the 21st century. The same Steve we know from the movies, going back to where he belongs. Meanwhile, in the other timeline, the other Steve follows his suggestion, is found alive in the Arctic much sooner, and is able to go rescue Bucky before he can be fully turned into the Winter Soldier. They all go home, Steve marries Peggy, and that's who we see dancing at the end of the movie.

Then, towards the end of his life, the alternate Steve gets another visit from his time-traveling self, who gives him a copy of the time-travel watch and asks him to come briefly to the 21st century to give the shield to Sam. So he does, and that's the old Steve we see in the movie.

The scene happens just as we see in the movie, with Bucky and Sam thinking this is their Steve who's come back to them at the end of his life. But right after the movie cuts out, the original Steve, the one we've come to know over the past ten years, steps out from the trees and is like, "Fooled ya, didn't we?" Then they thank the old Steve and send him back to his family in his own time. And the original Steve stays in the 21st century with his friends. He retires as Captain America, letting Sam take up the shield, and marries Sharon and finds other ways to help the world heal - as well as himself.

The End ^_^

This fix-it is something @sergeanttomycaptain and I came up with literally within an hour of seeing Endgame for the first time, proving that we're better writers than whoever thought that was the right way to end Steve's storyline ;)

[an-inky-fingered-lass]

From the very beginning, up until the point we meet her in canon: a character study of Melinda May. A story that clings stubbornly to hope, and considers what it means to be a hero.

PART THREE: New York, And What Happened After

Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on.  Something you can only learn after the end of the world: even as the dust settles, the sun rises on a new day.  When Steve Rogers was recovered from the ice, alive in a world nearly unrecognizable from the one he had known, Coulson stepped away from his vigil of the unconscious Captain only to send three solid minutes of whispered screaming in a voicemail to Melinda May. She held her phone an exasperated two inches away from her ear the following morning, staring dubiously over the heads of clustered agents at the newscaster that seemed to be screaming with near equal enthusiasm on a monitor a room over. 

New York was far from the beginning of the end. Unearthed with the sleeping super soldier was the Tesseract. Phase Two was born quietly.  May got a string of giddy texts and Coulson’s costume sketches in her email.

Read more on ao3.

[scarletemeraldpurple]

I still can’t believe they did that to my girl Alice.

[heartfeltletters-written]

this will be studied in schools

[maxpadelchampion]

this quali is an actual fever dream im convinced im not even awake right now

[ofcrimsonenchantresses]

real talk: who turned wicked into the ariana grande show???

[minimonstre]

My baby Leonidas Bellum, BBEG of the first DND one-shot i ever ran back in June or July of this year. I don't know that I'll ever post him on insta but tumblr feels like the perfect place for this glorious child of mine.

The whole thing took me about 10-15 hours to make and turned into a digital painting for some reason (I never paint and love everything to be nice and flat, the less color the better)

Yes I'm a Warrior Cats fan through and through, and yes I'm still reading the books 20+ years later because it's still being translated and NOT because it's one of my longest-running hyperfixations ok!! You can stop bullying me now

[roosterarts]

POV: You're a legionnaire of the 10th Legion and you just learned that Caesar was assassinated, which will most likely lead to another civil war, one year after the previous one just ended. Oh well, hopefully things will become peaceful after Mark Antony and this Octavian fellow avenge Caesar.

[griseldabanks]

Fireworks and Fables

Taking the Chicago Out of the Girl

Frozen On the Edge of Love

--Rain

Fireworks and Fables

Fandom: Lord of the Rings

Primary Character: Gandalf

Summary: An overview through his many years of Gandalf's trips to the Shire. The Hobbits he meets and befriends, the fireworks and fanciful tales he tells to Hobbit lads and lasses, and the things he learns in turn from this isolated but peaceful people.

Taking the Chicago out of the Girl

Fandom: Star Wars

Primary Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi & Anakin Skywalker & OC

Summary: When Brianna is hit by a car on her way to school, she thinks it's the end. But when she next opens her eyes, she find herself in a galaxy far, far away from everything she's ever known. Two men in brown robes come upon her and make sure she's all right, but she's still reeling from the realization that there are three moons in the sky. Then she hears one of the men call the other Obi-Wan Kenobi, and she realizes she's in for a much bigger adventure than she'd bargained for. Will she be able to remember what happens next in those movies her little brother is obsessed with? Will she be able to stop the inevitable, or is history doomed to repeat itself? And will she ever find her way back to Chicago?

Frozen on the Edge of Love

Fandom: Captain America: The First Avenger/Agent Carter

Primary Relationship: Steggy

Summary: As Peggy goes to dispose of the last bit of Steve left to her, she reflects on what could have been. The future they could have had together is now lost forever...but she need not be.