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incorrectutopiafalls · 2 months ago
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incorrectutopiafalls · 6 months ago
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mags: bohdi! so happy you and aliyah made up. now do us all a favor and don't mess up with her again.
bohdi: why do you assume it was my fault?
mags: everything's your fault.
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incorrectutopiafalls · 9 months ago
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apollo: tempo is speaking some kind of french.
brooklyn: let me handle it. I speak spanish. it's the same thing.
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incorrectutopiafalls · 11 months ago
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mags: have you talked to brooklyn yet?
sage: no, I...I had to take the cat to the vet.
mags: sage, you don’t have a cat!
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incorrectutopiafalls · 11 months ago
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mags: I need some advice, tempo.
tempo: you're asking advice from me?
mags: yeah, frightening isn't it?
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incorrectutopiafalls · 1 year ago
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tempo: mentor watts really hates us.
apollo: yeah, maybe he's homophobic.
tempo: we're not gay, apollo.
apollo: we're not?
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incorrectutopiafalls · 1 year ago
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brooklyn: are you sure sage is gay? she barely looked at me.
aliyah: that's the criteria?
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incorrectutopiafalls · 1 year ago
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aliyah: you have something the tribunal doesn't have.
mags: integrity.
aliyah: what? no.
bohdi: yeah, you don't have integrity mags.
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incorrectutopiafalls · 1 year ago
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brooklyn: things just went from worse to worser.
sage: that's not a word, but, continue.
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incorrectutopiafalls · 1 year ago
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mags: are you okay? you look like you've seen a goat.
bohdi: do you mean a ghost?
mags [scoffing]: no.
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incorrectutopiafalls · 2 years ago
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mags: look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
sage: okay that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
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incorrectutopiafalls · 2 years ago
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aliyah: tempo texted me last night saying he wants to talk to me and I know he’s going to ask me to be his date.
brooklyn: gross.
aliyah: don’t say gross, I like tempo.
brooklyn: so go to the dance with him.
aliyah: no, gross!
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incorrectutopiafalls · 2 years ago
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aliyah: you're smiling. did something good happen?
bohdi: can't I smile for no reason at all?
mags: tempo tripped and fell outside.
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incorrectutopiafalls · 2 years ago
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brooklyn: I wasn't injured. I was lightly stabbed.
sage: I'm sorry, you were stabbed?!
brooklyn: lightly stabbed.
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incorrectutopiafalls · 2 years ago
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brooklyn: aw, babe, you had a crush on me? that's embarrassing.
sage: we're married.
brooklyn: still...
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incorrectutopiafalls · 2 years ago
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brooklyn: mags, can we talk, one 10 to another?
mags: I'm an 11, but continue.
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incorrectutopiafalls · 2 years ago
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brooklyn: this is my ex-girlfriend, sage.
sage: you've got to stop introducing me like that.
sage: I'm her wife.
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