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probably already been done but HAPPY BIRTHDAY LLOYD 🙏‼️‼️‼️🎉🍰🎁🎊🎂

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Conversations I Think Happened in the Grasslands Pt. 2:

Part 1 here

Lloyd: So your the First Spinjitzu Master right. Does that mean you’re good at all types of spinning or just spinjitzu?

FSM: Elaborate.

Lloyd: Like pirouettes and fouettés? Because Cole taught me how to do them and they’re really fun.

FSM, sighing: Yes, I can do those and I’m rather good at them.

Lloyd, delighted: This is the best day of my life!

Lloyd: So what was my dad like as a child?

FSM: He was a lot nicer than you’d think. Quite a lovely child, even after the venom. The venom didn’t really properly kick in until his late teens you know.

FSM: Now Wu on the other hand.

Lloyd: So if you’re half Oni and half dragon why do you look human?

FSM: Because Oni are shapeshifters and I didn’t want to spend the entire time you were here bending over to look at you and end up myself back pain.

Lloyd: Why would be you be bending over?

FSM: Because I’m 10’6.

Lloyd: What?! Why am I short then?

FSM: I don’t know but you certainly didn’t get it from me.

Lloyd: So why'd you have to divid the continent in two anyway

FSM: It seemed like a good idea at the time. Besides it worked didn't it?

Lloyd: ...

FSM: Will you stop judging me I was a teenager!

Lloyd: So was I and I didn't have to divided the continent.

Lloyd: *Thinking*

Lloyd: Wait how old were you when made Ninjago then?

FSM: Younger than that.

Part 3 here

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“Zane smiles, a bubble of laughter welling up in his chest as Lloyd looks at him in awe, his own smile bright.”

art for @lloydskywalkers fic ‘what stays and what fades away’ bc like… god tier

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I have a small AU where on the Day of the Departed some souls are able to go down to Ninjago to see their loved ones.

(Such as souls who have recently died, souls who are remembered, or souls who are trusted enough to go down (when a dangerous soul is one of the first two they either are not allowed to go down or must travel down with a ‘Guardian’ such as Garmadon with Morro (yes this is a Morro AU are you actually surprised)))

So imagine how Cole feels when years down the pipe line something triggers his previous ghostly-ness (maybe evil Garms resurrection) and he sees Morro and Garmadon bickering near a Lloyd, Cryptor making fun of Zane and Pixal, Dr Julien admiring all the changes that has occurred, his mom admiring how big he’s gotten, and the damn First spinjitzu master snorting at Wu and (evil) Garmadon bickering.

No Kai he’s not hallucinating Harumi’s birth parents and adopted parents hovering over her what the hell.

Imagine how baffled he would be when he sees some random blonde woman and a guy who looks way too familiar babying a Jay who has no idea why Cole both looks traumatised and amused when looking at him.

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Seems like we found a new meme

he is actively seeing a god

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Conversations I Think Happened in the Grasslands:

Lloyd: So people use you to justify hate towards queer people, but uncle Wu's chill with queer people, so does that mean you're okay with queer people too?

FSM: I don't what that means.

Lloyd: Uhhh, queer people are people who aren't exclusively attracted to the opposite gender as them, and/or don't identify as their birth gender.

FSM: You have words for that now? Well then yes, I am fine with queer people. And I don't appreciate others using me as an excuse to hate people because of the way they were born. I've had enough of that in my lifetime.

Lloyd, lying on his back: Hey, do you have wifi here?

FSM: No.

Lloyd: Can you get wifi here?

FSM: I’m God, so probably.

Lloyd, sitting up: You should get a twitter account.

FSM: No thank you.

Lloyd: So being gay means you're exclusively attracted to people of the same gender as you, being bisexual mean you're attracted to both genders and-

FSM: Is there a word for not being attracted to people at all?

Lloyd: Um yeah, asexual means you don't feel sexual attraction and aromantic means you don't feel romantic attraction.

FSM: Oh it's wonderful that humanity’s finally figured that we exist. Whenever I told people I didn't want a spouse because I wasn't attracted to anyone they always said 'you haven't found the right person yet'. I'm thousands of years old, I really don't that's going to happen Takeshi.

Lloyd: You're queer?! Ha suck it homophobes!

Lloyd: Wait who's Takeshi?

FSM: Don't worry about it. He's dead now.

Lloyd, squinting suspiciously: Like, did he die of old age or...

FSM, smiling: I said don't worry about it.

FSM: So how is Mystake?

Lloyd: Dead.

FSM: Really? I didn’t know she could die.

Part 2 here

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"You said the greatest villain was the one who got away. Then what am I?"

10/10 THAT LINE GOES SO HARD

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"Every five years, The Dragon Day Festival takes place in the city. It’s one of the very few times you have the opportunity to see the Royal family, including their Master-at-Arms.…” -S

“I had a Sister, I do not speak of her, but I do recall she was always destined to be the highest of our ranks.” - H

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crystallized and oni lloyd and overlord and yadda yadda you get it im back on my bullshit

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🌋 a guide to cole 🌋

when u look like ⛓🖤🎸🎧 but ur really 💕🍰🌱☕

[ kai | jay | lloyd | nya | cole | zane ]

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LEGO Ninjago | Season 8 - Sons Of Garmadon | Alternative Ending | Angst With A Happy Ending | Emperor Garmadon VS Lloyd Garmadon

Unbreakable Bond by AeonTheDimensionalGirl

"I've played many roles. Worn many masks: Father. Husband. Brother. Teacher. But only one was summoned back…. DESTROYER!"

The Garmadon 'family reunion' takes a very different turn. (Alternative ending for Episode 83 and SoG)

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The LEGO Ninjago Movie | Secret Identities | Secret Ninja Force | Shovel Talks | 5+1 Things | Misunderstandings |

Five Times Everyone Thought The Green Ninja Was Dating Lloyd Garmadon by Anonymous

and the one time he proved that they weren't.

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LEGO Ninjago | Season 8 -Sons Of Garmadon | Hurt/Comfort | Sensei Garmadon Is Back |

So Much (For) Stardust by Honestmouse

Harumi brought back only the worst parts of Garmadon. The only thing that was left was a heartless Oni. The Destroyer.

But- what if she didn't plan on something Else coming back too. Another part of Garmadon.

or-

Sensei Garmadon comes back just in time to see the aftermath of the Kryptarium fight. Angst ensues

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🔥 a guide to kai 🔥

wbk kai is both the prettiest and drippiest on the team

[ kai | jay | lloyd | nya | cole | zane ] 

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Nya: You were badly hurt, what do you remember?

Cole: Just the ambulance ride

Kai: We didn't take an ambulance, Zane drove us

Cole: But I think I heard a siren

Lloyd: That was Jay

Jay: Sorry, I was nervous

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There’s Insurance for That

In which Skylor buys lunch, stops a criminal, and learns the best way to blow up the kitchen electronics section, which is a pretty normal week for her, she guesses. Or, five places the ninja are no longer allowed into, featuring Skylor.

(been hitting a bit of a writer’s block with everything else lately, so here’s this…disaster, i guess?? because these ninja are definitely a disaster in this, but i was having fun so. this is the bed bath & beyond fic btw, in case anyone was wondering gdfkgdh)

1. My. Kazami’s Ramen Place

At this point, sadly, Skylor’s used to it.

It’s around a quarter to noon on a Monday, just as she’s leaving the noodle shop for her well-deserved lunch break, when a familiar scream splits the relatively-quiet afternoon air on this side of Ninjago City.

The only reason Skylor does not immediately dissolve into panic at said scream is because she is — also sadly — familiar with the variations of it, and this one sounds less like it’s Lloyd’s “I’m-in-terrible-danger-and/or-pain-again” scream, and more like his “I’m-free-falling-on-purpose-from-the-sky-again” scream. Which is, in and of itself, not entirely concerning. In fact, it’d probably be more unusual not to see Lloyd go falling from the sky at some point during any of the ninjas’ higher-than-eight-feet battles, because somehow that’s become a habitual thing. The sky is blue, fire is hot, Kai uses hair gel — Lloyd is going to drop screaming from the sky at some point this month.

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Lloyd: I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, I did not sign up for this shit.