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I refuse to believe that Oliver has never once called Colborne "dad".

Just like how James has definitely said it to Fredrick.

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I love this woman

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Incorrect Quotes

Wren: "Oh! We're like a big happy family! And I'm the dad! And Pip's the mom-"

Filippa: "Why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?"

James: "I know they're probably thinking I'm like the son, but I'm not. I'll be the gay, emo cousin."

Alexander: "I will be the son! The hotshot! Whose only dream...is to be a star."

Oliver: "I feel like I'd be a fresh out of jail uncle."

Meredith: "And I'm the sassy aunt. Who talks shit about everyone."

Source: Sanders Sides

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First post in months-

It just hit me that James Farrow has a physical grave somewhere probably in California.

Have fun with that information, angsty fanfic writers

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Raine pulled this move to Eda once

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I'm gonna make so many of these

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It’s funny how Oliver was so MAD about giving up his last semester for his sister’s healthcare but didn’t esitate a single moment to take 10 years of prison for James.

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For pretext: I don't think James and Oliver would ever bother with getting married. They just vibe in their own little world.

HOWEVER

Think about Oliver. Eleven years after his release from prison. Eleven years after hearing of James' death.

2015. America.

Gay marriage is legal.

What do you think he thinks of hearing that news?

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Okay I have If we were villains characters as ugly cakes.

Enjoy.

Alexander:

Meredith:

Oliver:

James to Oliver:

Filippa after having to deal with everyone else’s shit:

Wren and James:

Alexander and the others after finding Richard:

Richard to James:

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I love If We Were Villains, and I hate it. It’s been almost two months exactly since I read it, but I can’t get it out of my head. 

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I cannot express to you how the knowledge that James blushes "to the roots of his hair" is so important to me-

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If we were villains but instead of Shakespeare they are doing StarKid’s musicals.

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I kin Oliver Marks because i'm also infatuated with James Farrow beyond belief.

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"I'm starting to read If We Were Villains-"

Nah, put the book down. It's for your own good.

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That last fucking line-

You're so right omg

okay I'm literally at page 218 of 'if we were villains' and can't take this anymore, I don't get if oliver is just dumb or what.

YOU'RE BEST FRIEND JUST KISSED A GIRL AND AND YOUR STOMACH HURTS FROM JEALOUSY???

this boy is not only dumb but BLIND, for all the fucking book so far he was always like "yea I really like meredith, but if someone ever try to get near my james I'll beat them to death, no one is allowed to touch or look at him." WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOURSELF SOME QUESTIONS DEAR OLIVER..

the closet is a window but he lives in a house without light.

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In the middle of reading « if we were villains » and James and Oliver CLEARLY had a thing for eachother, you cannot tell me otherwise.

Like, the scene where Oliver realizes Wren and James probably like each other and « something clenched uncomfortably in his chest » ???

The bathroom scene when Oliver tells James it wasnt a one-night stand with Meredith bc shes « not just some girl » and « a few tiny drops clung to his (James’) eyelashes, rolled down his face like tears » ?? and « suddenly we were both embarrassed » ?? and « when i stood up again we nearly bumped heads. I eased back, enormously aware of my own body and how clumsy it was. He looked wide-awake, almost alarmed. I felt my own face going hot. » ??????

Like bro, thats a weird way of being best friends