#iwwv incorrect quotes

[saah4r]

james: wait people actually tell their crushes they like them?

alexander: yeah ?? tf you do

james: i die ? lmao stupid question

[gardensprout]

Incorrect Quotes

Wren: "Oh! We're like a big happy family! And I'm the dad! And Pip's the mom-"

Filippa: "Why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?"

James: "I know they're probably thinking I'm like the son, but I'm not. I'll be the gay, emo cousin."

Alexander: "I will be the son! The hotshot! Whose only dream...is to be a star."

Oliver: "I feel like I'd be a fresh out of jail uncle."

Meredith: "And I'm the sassy aunt. Who talks shit about everyone."

Source: Sanders Sides

[girlbossed-too-close-to-the-sun]

!! spoiler for if we were villains !!

you KILL richard?? you kill richard like the shakespearean tragedy character? oh! oh! trauma for the depressed thespians! trauma and gay thoughts for the depressed thespians for One Thousand Years!!!!

[writtenbykieran]

Oliver: Rules are made to be broken.

James: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Alexander: Uh, piñatas.

Wren: Glow sticks.

Meredith: Karate boards.

Filippa: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Oliver: Rules.

James:

[foxssleeplessness]

James: Oh no, our Richard, it's broken

[a-very-smooth-boltzmann-brain]

To have ruined oneself over annotating Shakespeare with emojis is an honour.

[andrcw-archive]

*photo montage of meredith and oliver together* *voiceover song* cause i'm all about him, him, him, him,,,, him and he's all about *record scratch* *screen goes black* *new photo montage of oliver and james throwing heart eyes at each other* *voiceover* his stupid friend that never says no homo

[bluelikethesky314]

Someone, probably Alexander: do you like James or Meredith?

Oliver:yes

[prinzkaneki]

he suffers

[incorrectiwwvquotes]

I typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you may have network connectivity problems.

Colin, after Alexander overdoses

[saah4r]

filippa: how did you realize that you’re in love with james?

oliver: i’m in love with james?

[gardensprout]

Imagine

Oliver walks nonchalantly into the police station one day and asks for his favorite former police chief, Colborne.

Oliver: “Joe! Long time no see! Hey, quick question. Our deal from the day I was released, you know the whole ‘double jeopardy’ thing? That’s still valid right?”

And Colborne is like “yeah of course” but internally like “why wtf did you do?”

And in walks James fucking Farrow in the flesh wanting his old identity back from being, y’know, dead for 4 years.

I think this is what pushes Colborne to retire.

[writtenbykieran]

James: *Accidentally hits Oliver in the face*

James: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*

James: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Oliver: What’s wrong with you?!

[gardensprout]

This definitely happened

Oliver: “You okay?”

James: “I have a headache that keeps coming and going.”

Richard, walks into the room:

James: “Here it comes again.”

[gardensprout]

Soulmates

James: “You came...”

Oliver: “...You called.”

[gardensprout]

Halloween at Dellecher

Wren: “What are you guys planning to be for Halloween?”

James:

Oliver: “James...”

James:

Oliver: “James, please-”

James: “...A ghost.”

Wren: