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okay hear me out. what do our beloved pro players go on to do after retirement? Specifically Neil and Kevin, because I don't think these to could or want to do something that is entirely removed from exy. Sure Kevin has history but I really don't see this man ever making it his job.

So Kevin and Neil have a habit of watching exy games together and I like to think they still do it after graduation whenever they can. It's just their idea of hanging out. Over the years they start commenting on the game more and more and have silly little arguments and debates that get way too heated because it's them. Kevin needs to be right and Neil likes to start shit now and then. As a treat.

One day, at a meeting with the other foxes shortly before their retirement from exy (not out of free will) someone complains that sports commentators are way too formal, they should just let them call a player a moron if they wanted to. Let them be honest. Let them go apeshit. Someone else says Yeah I wish they were more like Neil and Kevin when theyre watching exy together it'd be way more entertaining that way. And well. It's both the worst and best idea they've ever had. Good thing wymack is already gray.

Podcast or radio or talkshow or live TV hell even twitch for all I care but they start doing live exy commentary. Neither of them can shut up about exy and the insane brainrot these two have bouncing off of eachother is unparalleled. It's perfect. Match made in hell. There's a lot of silly arguments, debates taken way too seriously and (mostly well meant) insults thrown around, which makes it VERY entertaining to watch.

They also invite other people onto their little show as guests and that just makes it even more chaotic.

Bonus points if it does well enough and finds its way on TV it would get Ichirou off their backs for another few years at least

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this is just like that one time I lost bread.

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Alma Haser

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youre not yaoiful at all

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i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

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fox tweets (the q&a) (inspired by @minyard-05)

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i always mean it when i say i love you btw

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broooooo ahaha that's so epic. do you mind if i grow fond of you

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i think the important thing to understand is that sexual violence is an extension of violence, not sex

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Honestly I am not on tumblr like at all anymore and my aftg hyperfixation has been over for like a YEAR but I don’t turn my notifications off so every day I see your shit on my phone and I’m like “oh… nice:)”

hey girl u intimidate me lowkey but u are really cool and i love ur posts like i have u on alert rn so i never miss one and I'm not gonna be anon cuz I'm not a wuss but yeah

Oh bambam do NOT be intimidated by me I am just chilling over here kicking my feet and giggling cos everyone is so nice on my posts like you can’t be intimated by me when I’m sitting here posting tweets and trying to be funny like

Having me on alert is HILARIOUS though. Best of luck my friend I hope you are ready to be receiving notifs 24/7

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Fandom: God there’s like NO content anymore. I wish we could get more art and fanfics :(((

Someone: Hey, I can’t draw anything digitally, because I can’t afford a tablet, but here’s a pen on paper drawing that I spent a lot of time and hard work on. Also, I took a shot at my first fanfic and I’d really like some feedback or at least some kudos if you enjoyed it :)

Fandom: Oh... yeah sorry no... not you. We actually meant writers that are already well known and popular to produce MORE content... I mean, if a popular blog shares your work then maybe. And we don’t really like pen to paper art. We just don’t think it’s professional or even looks good :/

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A second part with Aaron to match next to the Andrew piece

Been listening to July by Noah Cyrus

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MAG 85 - Upon the Stair

I started this a year ago, and I finally decided to finish it.

The poem used in the episode is Antagonish by Hughes Mearne

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i’m a pick-me girl but with old people

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Hey yo i’m looking to join a dnd group, i’ve been playing for three years and i’m desperate to join a new campaign but nervous about doing it online with a bunch of strangers. I have no idea where to start so i’m just yelling into the tumblr void right now just to see if i get any responses. my preferred role is a player, please message me or reply to this if you are looking for players for your group or if you have any advice on where i should start looking for one.

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PLEASE

hello tumblr long time no see. anyway can anyone who watched all of la by night give me kind of a spoiler about jeva bc i’m going insane and the current angst is making me feel Bad

i hope these tags work lmao

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Why do I always forget to post stuff here? Also them.