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For anyone who couldn't watch the Obey Me! Overture Concert and Bonus Segment, here's the link to a google drive file of the recordings :)

The recordings were provided by @/mammonsbaby on instagram and I asked if it was okay to share it on tumblr as well :)

(convo under the cut)

|| Divider made by @jeschalynn ||

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Okay I think it's officially time to announce that this blog is under maintenance because of reorganizing and structuring stuff.

Some things will be reposted with new layouts and (hopefully) in better quality, I have drafts overflowing with WIPS and text posts etc and maybe there will even be a semi-sensible schedule and masterlists/polls/OC stuff/who knows what god forbid-

This can take anywhere from a couple of days to the heat death of the universe, I can't promise anything.

Just a heads up~

- plue

dividers made by @jeschalynn

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FICS FOR GAZA

As a show of support for @ficsforgaza, I will be offering WIPs that can be sponsored in exchange for donations to a vetted charity. I am also accepting drabble requests. For information about how this event works and where you can donate, please visit the pinned post.

➤ SPONSOR A WIP - $1 / 100 WORDS

If you would like to participate:

Make a donation directly to one of these vetted fundraisers. Do not send any money to me.

Send me a screenshot of your donation (with your personal information removed/blocked out).

Indicate which WIP you would like your donation applied to.

➤ ELIGIBLE WIPs

Rubies in the Dark Part 2 (Read Part 1 here)

As your courtship with Lucifer continues, you'll have to prove to each of his eccentric siblings that you're deserving of their brother’s affections. Meanwhile, history about Lucifer's rise to power and the blighted past of his kingdom slowly comes to light. Can you accept the prince's hand once you learn the truth?

Lucifer x gn!Reader. Fantasy AU. NSFW. Possible dark content (historical violence, abuse (not Lucifer/Reader), questionable use of magic).

Current Word Count: 0.9k / Approx. 5k total

Sponsored Word Count: n/a

Diplomatic Relations

A summit to negotiate lasting peace between the three realms begins, but long-kept secrets threaten to ruin everything you've worked so hard for. Sometimes the best solutions are the simplest ones - the only question is, will the other leaders accept your unorthodox proposal?

Diavolo x Michael x Solomon x Reader. NSFW. Explicit sexual content. Reader spends time with each character separately + one group scene.

Current Word Count: 0.8k / Approx. 4k total

Sponsored Word Count: n/a

Welcome Home (Read Part 1 Here)

When you return from the past, each of the demon brothers has to come to terms with what their life was like without you - and what it means for them when you're suddenly home again.

The Demon Brothers x gn!Reader. NSFW for suggestive content. Each brother has a standalone segment. Angst with a Happy-Ish Ending, Bittersweet Hurt/Comfort. Mentions of unhealthy coping mechanisms, depression.

Current Word Count: 5.8k / Approx. 7k

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Untitled: Leviathan x Siren!gn!Reader (Read Part 1 Here)

As Admiral of Hell's Navy, Leviathan is required to do routine inspections of the fleet and the Devildom's coastal defenses. While walking alone on the shoreline, he senses a familiar presence nearby, watching him from the watery depths.

Levi x gn!Reader. NSFW for sexual content and monsterfucking. Implied infatuation, demon form sex, Levi's tail is its own warning.

Current Word Count: 0 / Approx. 2k

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Untitled: Treasure Hunter!Mammon x Dragon!gn!Reader

Mammon bites off more than he can chew when he breaks into a dragon's hoard. Fortunately, they might be able to come to some sort of arrangement.

Mammon x gn!Reader. NSFW for sexual content and monsterfucking. Historical fantasy AU. Strangers to lovers, magic and rituals. Implied violence (not towards Mammon/Reader).

Current Word Count: 0 / Approx. 4k

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Size Kink Scenarios: Younger Demon Brothers x gn!Reader

The final four demon brothers come to their own realizations that the size difference between them and their charming human affect them in more ways than one.

A continuation of this post. Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub and Belphegor x gn!Reader (separately). NSFW for sexual content. Size kink. Implied size difference between the demon brothers and reader.

Current Word Count: 0.9k / Approx. 2k

Sponsored Word Count: n/a

Untitled: Barbatos x Vampire!Reader

We're getting back into the vampire!AU shenanigans once again. This time, Barbatos is the willing servant of a very needy vampire.

NSFW for sexual content and dark content/vampire tropes (blood sucking, consensual use of magic/aphrodisiacs, etc.).

Current Word Count: 0 / Approx. 2k

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Discipline Part 2 (Read Part 1 Here)

Time passes and things are good, until they're not. Your relationship with Mephisto reaches a breaking point, and he finally has his chance to be free of you - but will he take it?

Mephistopheles x gn!Reader. NSFW for sexual content, complicated relationships, angst with a happy ending.

Current Word Count: 0 / Approx. 3k

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Feathered Friends Part 4 (Read Part 1 Here)

The students of Purgatory Hall invite you and Karasu for dinner, with mixed results. Things get complicated when Mammon asks you for a pact.

Karasu (OC) x gn!Reader. Potentially NSFW for suggestive but not explicit sexual content. Developing relationships, relationship negotiations, hurt/comfort and (resolved) angst.

Current Word Count: 0 / Approx. 2k

Sponsored Word Count: n/a

The Fall (Masterlist)

For two wayward angels, being cast out of the Celestial Realm is the least of their problems once they realize the true challenges that await them in the Devildom.

Azra / Azazel (OC) x Metatron (OC). An on-going long-fic. NSFW for sexual content, violence, disturbing and dark themes. Warnings given for each chapter.

Current Chapter Word Count: 0.5k / Approx. 2k

Sponsored Word Count: n/a

➤ REQUESTS - $2 / 100 WORDS

I am opening up requests with a slightly higher donation requirement. Requested scenarios are limited to one character only and will be ~500 words in total. I can accept NSFW requests as well but you must contact me off-anon from a blog with an age indicator. My usual request rules apply.

Please contact me via ask box or DM to verify whether I can accept your request prompt before making a donation.

Note: I am only accepting requests for Obey Me canon characters + OCs at this time.

Current Requests: n/a

This post will be updated with word counts and completion updates as needed. Thank you again for your support!

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I had to update the official welcome to my blog meme.

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Happy one year anniversary to the post about my ADHD diagnosis that I managed to somehow write one month before the actual diagnosis and that has been rotting in my drafts ever since.

... Yeah. This makes about as much sense as anything else I have ever said.

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Yeah, I don't think this will ever be fixed...

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Actually, there's kind of... sort of an answer on the question if angels get cold in Simeon's A Snow Rabbit and a Wish devilgram.

Of course, Simeon's experience doesn't reflect those of all the other angels and he tends to downplay his discomfort and disregard his own needs at every opportunity, so take this with a grain of salt. But it's an answer at least.

Here are some screenshots of the devilgram story:

It's hard to tell whether he is downplaying his own needs or he just genuinely doesn't mind the cold as much because of personal preference here, I have to be quite honest.

Apart from the option of asking whether Simeon wants to borrow the MC's gloves before they head out, nothing else is explicitly stated on what he is or isn't wearing. So taking things at face value here - This man threw himself into the untouched snow in his regular angel clothes. And even if he's feeling a little silly on any given day - I don't think Simeon is the type of person who would do something like that knowing he will get seriously ill afterwards.

This is the second time MC can ask him if he wants to borrow their gloves, which he of course refuses.

But he expresses genuinely being cold, granted that comment was made after spending a considerable amount of time outside, throwing himself into the snow to make a snow angel as well making a snow rabbit with his own hands.

In conclusion: Angels can get cold and Simeon in particular needs to get his ass to therapy or so help me God

I will wrap a blanket around them angels if they keep showing so much skin, LIKE HELLO?! You are going to get sick sweetheart 🤚 actually- do angels even get sick? 😭

LOL they might use being cold (or pretending they’re cold) as an excuse to be pampered and cuddled.

“Oh, you’re right, it is a little chilly. You should come closer and help me keep warm~”

I imagine that the Celestial Realm is warm, or maybe angels’ bodies run warmer than humans, but they have some sort outer robe they can wear if they need it. Azra was wearing his, sadly…

Oh! Thats a good point though. Maybe there’s a version of a cold in the Celestial Realm too?

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Reblog if you write fic and people can inbox you random-ass questions about your stories, itemized number lists be damned.

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I don't know if anyone has done this before, but I want to look at some data, so your help would be appreciated!

Seeing as Solmare all but abandoned the OG Obey Me! game, only to occasionally take it off the shelf, dust it off a little and immediately put it back, I really question if that approach is lucrative for them.

With the birthday events, nightmare revivals, new lessons and much more gone, I personally wouldn't see a reason to pay for VIP membership (if I ever was to pay for anything extra in a free game which I don't) in the OG. Added to that, not only would it get me to drop the game alltogether, but also probably never start playing Nightbringer or drop NB as well.

With the OG possibly having a bigger active userbase (I assume) than Nightbringer (and NB having the more active user base overall), they're just getting potential customers to quit it all. At least I have seen several people on this site never having heard of NB even months after it was released

So, my question is: Which Obey Me! Game(s) do you actively play?

Actively playing referring to 'you still have it on your phone and check in at least once a year, preferably more often' (Yes, that's very loosey-goosey, I know. Humor me, damnit XD)

Reblogs to help are very much appreciated :3

more polls with more specific questions might follow in the future?

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I just started playing the second half of the current event

The white wolf of frost flowers really went: 'It's either your chick or your crib. It's your choice if you want no roof or no railing.'

LMAO bro really went for their throats 💀

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For anyone curious, Uriel was actually mentioned in one of the first chats between Lucifer and Simeon in the OG game (to my knowledge that is the one and only time he was mentioned as well), so I'd personally count him as a canon character...?

I was actually inspired by OPs posting about their Obey Me! OCs and I started working on introductions for my own OCs - Uriel actually being one of them as well.

Originally, I planned on Uriel being long dead (for plot reasons) for one of my earliest fanfictions plans from mid to late 2021?, but then I got the chat between Simeon and Lucifer and went "Well, shit. So much for that. Now I need to work around this."

And now he's become an OC, oop ^^;

I will post OC introductions and more headcanons/fics at some point, I don't know when yet! (Probably whenever there is a longer period of my life not immediately falling apart if I dare sneeze)

To be introduced OC's include:

- Archangel Uriel, Patron Saint of Arts and Poetry

- Azrel, a noble demon and twisted individual with sinister interests

- Lydia, Diavolo's unknown younger half-sister, daughter of the siren queen

- The succubus president of Barbatos' fan club (Not completely set on her name yet, but I can include a picrew of how she looks)

... And maybe more? I'm not sure if I'll talk about Lydia, but we'll see.

Either way, I'm very excited to see how the depictions of Uriel will differ and looking forward to reading about him! ^~^

Do u have any other celestial realm oc's??? (PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS)

My list of current/developing OCs is here!

Metatron is mentioned in some of my Michael and Simeon fics, and Uriel is mentioned in a Michael WIP in my drafts. Gabriel hasn't been featured in anything yet, but he's a main character/potential love interest in an AU I'm developing.

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Actually yes, Asmo.

Disposing of bodies in large groups is called a 'funeral'.

And depending on where you live and what exactly you plan on doing with said corpse, that might be illegal.

There are cops in the Devildom???

Also this fucking line:

I'm dead, bye--

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POV you have ADHD, executive dysfunction is kicking your ass and you still haven't found the right dosage for your meds so the suffering continues but you feel less shitty about it

That's the entire post

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Bloodstained Confessions [Vampire!Diavolo x GN!Reader]

A/N: This fic is inspired by @another-lost-mc's glorious work (aka their Vampire!Diavolo x GN!reader fic that they posted nearly a month ago), which you can enjoy here! I recommend giving it a read if you're suffering from absolute and irreversible vampire brainrot like me. If you don't, there is always a long list of other splendid works to check out and read~

My goldfish brain saw the words 'Vampire!Diavolo', 'MC in a cage' and the general theme of dark and messed up stuff happening and ran with it. This fic was supposed to be short (everything that I write turns out longer than I expected), a one-shot (hahahaha yeah at this point I have enough plot twists and ideas for this to write an entire novel... 'easy' is not part of my dictionary by any stretch of the imagination)... and released way later (thanks crippling anxiety), accompanied by some other drafts that I still need to finish. But as always, I severely clowned on myself. No surprises here.

I don't know if I will continue writing it, it depends on my brain and if anyone's interested...which I highly doubt since the fic is more focused on the politics and dynamics between the characters than the romance part. But I digress.

word count: 2.8k

cw: nsfw, angst?, dark content, stereotypical vampire behavior, predator/prey dynamics, gn!MC, MC has a vampire kink and Dia is lovin' it, humans being sold, mentions of dismemberment/dismembered limbs and the sale of such, proofread, I probably forgot some warnings sorry please tell me and I will add them!

The heavy fabric of his expensive black velvet cloak quietly rustled as Diavolo swiftly made his way down the dingy, dimly lit alleyway.

Smells and noises that were entirely unfamiliar to him occupied his senses.

Maybe it was because Barbatos made it a point to always keep the castle clean and pleasantly smelling - vampire noses were on the more sensitive side after all, and one well-placed foul smell could ruin ones mood for the entire day -  or the entire night. Or maybe it was because he was currently roaming certain parts of the capital.

'Slums' or 'peasant's purgatory' is what some of the vampire lords would certainly call it.

The streets were littered with garbage and he had already kicked several tin cans and other trash while walking.

But Diavolo didn't care. It was his curiosity that had brought him here, after all.

Past the less fortunate quarters and outskirts of the city, straight into the parts that were nowhere to be found on any map - Any map you could get legally, that is.

The vampire prince pulled his hood down to cover more of his face as he entered the black market.

Barbatos would be furious if he knew that Diavolo snuck out to see a human auction with his own eyes - The exact thing he had declared illegal the second his father had left for him to rule.

He was of the opinion that for his domain to flourish in the long term, the vampires needed to get a grip on their primal desires and establish a stable and healthy relationship with the humans - auctioning them like exotic animals for the highest bidder to do with as they please certainly wasn't going to help sway the humans to consider a serious potential allyship with the vampires.

Diavolo knew that he needed to be patient in order to achieve a future as he envisioned it. Humans might be rather dim-witted at times, as well as certainly not as long-living as vampires, but they had an excellent memory and the troublesome habit of holding onto grudges for generations. His work was definitely cut out for him.

Especially with a good portion of his subjects refusing to obey his new rules, which led to the auctions being continued illegally.

Regardless of how many men and resources the prince poured into locating and crushing these auctions, new ones kept popping up in the blink of an eye. It was a pest to deal with, to be quite frank.

No one seemed to be able to figure out who was the responsible mastermind behind all of it, so the illegal auctions kept coming back like weeds whose roots you just couldn't get out of the ground.

That was precisely why Diavolo went out of his way to see one for himself. He had never been to any when they were still legal - He was the crown prince, after all. His food was fetched by servants and served to him on a silver platter. He didn't need to move a muscle.

Accordingly, his interactions with humans had been limited up until this point. They had always been nothing more than prey to him - and a limited, but vital resource that needed to be managed as he got more involved in the politics and ruling of his domain in recent years.

Maybe that was why he didn't share the unwillingness of his people to let the auctions be a thing of the past. He had even heard of vampires who got completely enthralled by humans and decided to keep them around - some went so far as to start relationships with them or even took them as mates.

The entire concept seemed so very foreign to him.

Diavolo never had strong emotions for any of the humans that had been put before him. Neither did any of them smell particularly good to the point where he would consider conserving them and not sucking them dry immediately. Keeping humans around for the fun of it didn't seem very appealing to him either.

All the humans that he had ever encountered had been terrified and it was practically impossible to lead a genuine conversation with them.

And keeping a human, who was in a constant state of panic and unable to form proper sentences around didn't have much entertainment value - at least to him.

But then again, how much of a conversation would they actually be able to have or how much entertainment could a human really provide?

Considering that the entire species still hadn't managed to escape their use as a food resource for vampires and very easy prey on top of that (and it had been several millennia at this point) didn't really speak for them having overall high intelligence in his opinion.

Diavolo followed the commotion and was led to a rundown theater.

As he pushed the aging oak doors open and entered the building, the noise immediately doubled in volume and he could hear the auctioneer on the stage banging her gavel three times as she announced another sale, her deep voice booming.

The prince closed the door and his gaze wandered across the room.

Considering that the auctions were illegal and even the simple act of attending one without buying anything was penalized draconically, the theater was nearly bursting at the seams with how many people were inside. While he wasn't the only one wearing a cloak trying to disguise his identity, it appeared that the majority of attendees seemed to feel comfortable, if not downright safe at the auction.

Diavolo furrowed his brows, very much displeased with what he saw unfolding in front of him.

That just went to show that the rules and penalties, as well as their overall execution were still too lax. He really needed to step it up if he wanted the auctions to stop anytime soon.

As he scanned the crowd he noticed a couple of familiar faces.

... Interesting.

Several members of his court were present and made no attempt to disguise their identity. That was certainly something to remember for later. He didn't spot Mephistopheles among them, thankfully, but that was about the only positive thing he was able to take from his little excursion so far.

Pushing the thought of who in his court was or wasn't going behind his back attending illegal auctions and even potentially buying humans aside, he found his attention drawn towards the rows of cages on the right side of the room, right next to the stage.

Nobody payed any attention to him as he made his way towards the cages to take a look at the humans that were up for auction today.

And what he saw was... just sad for the lack of a better word.

The smell of urine and sweat made him nauseous.

None of the cages were cleaned and every human was filthy beyond belief, some were missing a limb or even several limbs, some were seemingly passed out in their cages. Diavolo suspected that the sellers didn't bother feeding them.

As for the missing limbs - he spotted a stall nearby that sold human parts.

Apparently it was a common practice for buyers to sell off parts of their humans to make some money back. Others bought humans and entirely dismembered them to sell everything, usually after all their blood had already been drunk.

Different strokes for different folks. The saying that there was always someone who was willing to pay for whatever the good was certainly true. Vampires of a certain character were known to decorate their houses with human parts...or whatever else they did with them.

Diavolo shook his head in abhorrence. It surely wasn't for him.

He saw a human head as well as three separate fingers make their way across the counter and decided to ignore the morbid sales and instead focus on the cages with humans inside of them.

How anyone in their right mind would want to pay any money for these was beyond him.

All of them seemed to be in terrible condition and the fear and anxiety really soured their blood.

It was like choosing to drink out of a dirty, broken goblet.

The obvious neglect towards the humans seemed so unnecessarily cruel and avoidable to him.

But then again, it just showed how desperate the vampires were, letting the hunters and sellers get away with cashing in astronomical amounts of money in exchange for humans that looked like they would drop dead any second either way.

The ends of Diavolo's mouth curled up in disgust and he was glad that the hood concealed his face.

He had seen enough for tonight. Time to get back to the castle and inevitably get lectured by Barbatos for his unannounced and risky excursion, as well as ponder how to deal with the members of his court whom he had seen at the auction today.

Diavolo spun around with the intention to leave the theater, but stopped mid-motion, his nostrils flaring.

His nose had picked up a smell that was completely out of place.

It was barely noticeable in between the overwhelming stench of urine, sweat and fear, so much so that he thought he imagined it at first.

But he took another whiff and still smelled it.

Now curious, the prince followed the scent in order to locate it.

He ended up in front of a cage at the far end of the second row.

A human was huddled inside, eyeing him with big fearful eyes. They didn't look that much different from any other specimen of their race and weren't missing any limbs as far as he could tell.

And yet...

To confirm his suspicion, the knelt down to their height in order to inspect them intently.

"What's your name?" He made sure his fangs were visible when speaking.

"... MC."

To his surprise, the human actually answered. Although their voice was nearly inaudible in the midst of all the noise around them.

MC was staring at his fangs, transfixed.

The vampire prince nearly let out an amused laugh as he smelled it, now stronger than before.

Instead the corners of Diavolo's lips curled up to form an ironic smile when his nose caught the obvious scent of arousal floating in the air, coming from the human in front of him.

What a foolish little human.

Then he noticed the smell of their blood.

The ratio of arousal to fear was obviously off and it smelled way too sour for his liking, but the aroma nevertheless left his mouth watering.

It was delectable. He had never met any human with such irresistible blood.

Diavolo couldn't even imagine how absolutely delicious it would smell once they had calmed down, much less actually taste.

He resisted the overwhelming urge to lick his lips. A part of him couldn't even comprehend what he was smelling. There was no possible way anyone's blood could smell this good. But his nose certainly proved him wrong.

MC stared at him like a deer caught in headlights, waiting for him to make a move.

On a whim, the prince decided that he would take that human home today, no matter the cost.

What was that one saying the he had heard not too long ago?

You should keep it if it sparks joy...?

Something along those lines.

Well, while he didn't buy MC at the auction and therefore didn't own them, that was a trivial concern and a quick fix for him.

The prince was sure that this human would be able to provide entertainment for him - hours of fun and entertainment, judging by the aroma of their blood and the hint of arousal that he was still able to detect in the stuffy air of the theater.

"You'll be able to enjoy yourself very much once you get situated in your new home, MC. I promise to personally see to that."

MC made a little questioning noise.

Diavolo didn't react and got up, walking towards the stall that was handling the payments and keys for the humans that were auctioned off, though not before remembering the number on the plaque that was nailed to the top right of MC's cage.

The vampire prince walked past several cages with howling and screeching humans. They were were occasionally silenced by bored-looking guards threateningly bashing wooden staffs adorned with metal spikes on both ends against the metal bars.

Diavolo approached the indifferent balding vampire who was in charge of transacting the monetary part of the sales and handing out the keys to the buyers, apparent by the giant key ring on his belt that looked like it weighed about the same as a fully grown rhino - just judging by the sheer amount of keys that were on it.

The man didn't even look at him.

"What number?", he asked wholly unenthusiastically.

"Cage Number 68.", Diavolo immediately replied.

Well, that was easier than he expected.

The man didn't bother to answer and instead lifted up the key ring on his waist, listlessly flipping through the cluster of keys.

Suddenly, he stopped and furrowed his brows.

Swiftly pulling out a list from under his table, his index finger traced his way down on the paper until he found what he was looking for.

"Cage 68 is already sold and the new owner already payed and claimed the key. What do think you're doing, trying to steal someone else's property?"

Diavolo's mind started reeling.

MC was already sold?

That meant that their buyer could have already picked them up and disappeared off into the night with them with every second he was wasting here.

He was running out of time.

The vampire in front of him let out a pathetic little squeak as Diavolo picked him up by the collar of his shirt and brought him closer.

"Do you even know who you are speaking to? I am not one to be refused and you do better remembering that, lest you plan on dying a particularly gruesome death in the near future.", he hissed, baring his fangs threateningly.

The man's eyes widened as he recognized the person in front of him.

"M-m-my apologies, your majesty! I didn't mean to offend you! H-here, take the spare key for Cage 68! My humblest apologies!" He scrambled to get the spare key off his key ring and offered it to Diavolo with trembling hands.

The vampire prince wordlessly took the key and dropped the man, who fell to the floor like a wet sack of potatoes.

Diavolo spun around and hurriedly made his way back to MC.

To his relief, he found them sitting in their cage just like he had left them.

The prince swiftly unlocked the cage, left the key in and grabbed their arm to pull them out.

"We'll be going, then."

MC let out a little surprised squeak and stumbled out of the cage as best they could - considering the shackles around their ankles and wrists it turned out to be a rather undignified and slow exploit.

Diavolo huffed impatiently and simply picked them up, walking towards the exit. Goodness gracious, this human urgently needed a decent bath.

People were staring, but he didn't particularly care.

MC didn't talk until they had left the theater and Diavolo walked down the deserted streets back towards the city center.

"Where are we going? Who are you?"

"Patience. You'll find out soon enough."

Right now he was trying to figure out how to deal with at least three different problems at once while trying to not bump into anything.

"I... uh... You don't need to carry me. I can walk on my own if you open the shackles around my ankles."

Diavolo stopped and looked down at the human in his arms.

"You're not wearing any footwear and the streets are littered with garbage. Do you know what a mess it would be if you started bleeding right now out in the open because you cut your foot?"

"You're right. I'm sorry, I hadn't considered that."

He simply shook his head and continued walking.

Diavolo was already having immense trouble keeping his composure. The sheer smell of their blood threatened to overwhelm him at this close proximity.

Added to that, he now needed to figure out how to justify to Barbatos that he got a human from an illegal auction (that he went to without permission one might add) and that he planned on keeping said human. Not to mention that at least one person now knew that he had been at said auction. But the other option - Breaking the cage with his bare hands and causing a scene in the process - wouldn't have been any better.

Either way, it would be absolutely disastrous if his attendance of the auction became public knowledge.

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I'm sorry? Solomon doing a long ass interview with Barney about how the fucking Fortnite dance is the most important and crucial human mating ritual? While keeping a completely straight face the whole time and explaining in-depth how and why it attracts potential mates?

Someone give this man an Oscar.

MC and Solomon doing something silly together (like a trending tiktok dance) then a photo of it would be on the RAD Newspaper with the headline: "Humans Mating Ritual: Things We Don't Know About Their Culture" Mephisto wrote it to annoy Lucifer. I think Diavolo might get genuinely interested

newspaper equivalent of clickbait

‘Human mating ritual’ I canttttt-

What’s even funnier is that Lucifer is ready to fire Mephisto all over again!! While MC and Solomon laugh at it.

They’re humans and find the whole thing fucking hilarious lmao

‘n even worse better! Solomon will go to Mephisto and do a whole interview / article about different human mating rituals and customs (all of it is bullshit off of TikTok / random ass dances)

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MC: Father's day and mother's day are cool and stuff - but what about a therapist appreciation day?

Simeon: MC, are you doing okay...?

MC: There is only so much an emotional support rock can do for me, Simeon