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Arcee is so fucking cunty holy shit

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Interlagos is going fucking crazy rn.

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Intended on being goofy today but apparently im going to nyc. Cya ladies!!

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When i am a professor of literature. I will ban colleen hoover from my lecture hall. That is final.

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Seeing her face in the morning is like nothing else <3

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Whats your favorite scary movie?

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Id like to just remind everyone of the cinematic excellence that is The Menu (2022)

I will be ranting about it on Saturday when im not exhausted from work.

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I am iconic, i think

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Eule Dorm

"Hold still. Almost done...There." Eule sets aside her brush and holds up a mirror. "What do you think?"

Storch looks in the mirror and sees the same red mark around her eyes as a Star unit. "That's...odd looking."

"Really? I think it looks great!"

"I guess. But I don't think I can walk around like this."

"Why not," Eule asked, putting away her brush.

"Stars can be quite picky about certain things. They're proud to be Stars and they want to keep certain things for Stars only." Storch could see Eule was not getting it. "Okay, for example, last year the Stars created a petition that requested only Star units be issued magnums while the rest of us get automatics. Rightfully, Falke shot this down."

"Ah so you think the Stars will be mad if you're copying their style?"

Storch nodded. "Ja."

Eule grabs a cloth. "Well I can understand that. Maybe we color it a different color. How about blue?"

Just then the door opened and Star walked in.

"Hey, has everyone seen---" Star stops and stares wide-eyed at Storch's face, specifically her eyes.

Storch and Eule are frozen in place, waiting for either outrage or laughter. "Guten tag," they say together.

Star just nods and slowly backs out of the room, bumping her head on the door. When the door closed, Storch sighed.

"Great. Now she's going to be pissed with me for the next couple cycles."

Eule grins. "I'm not sure that was the emotion you observed there, Protektor Controller."

Outside in the corridor, Star retains her thousand yard stare as her shell heats up. Eventually her internal mechanics overheat and steam is released out of her side vents. She falls back against the wall and slides down to the floor.

A passing Arar unit observes this. "Really? Again? You combat Replikas get so easily flustered."

Star hides her red face with her hands.

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I messed up on the bottom left one.

new fun trend: take this quiz and tell me your score

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HAS EMT BADGE 502 TAUGHT US NOTHING?? WE USE LUBE LIKE GOOD GIRLS. DONT OIL UP YOUR FRUIT BASKET WITH ACTUAL OIL PLEASE

Outfit idea for my fellow transfems:

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Im Lesbian as fuck rn :3 i got lesbian on my shit :3 lezzing my bian :3

New version of a drawing I made two and a half years ago ^^

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Gonna put her hrt on my gock and make her lick it off like the good puppy whore she knows she is <3

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"I'm old enough to be your mom" proved world's second best pickup line

Second only to "you're like a sister to me"

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Can confirm. I was the barcode.

consider drawing your robotgirls with barcode bushes

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Have this crude ear rub rub animation

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