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I have an idea for a smut fic with kinda top!worshiper/bottom!worshipped dynamic (not fully, but it has the vibes), but I don't really have a ship for that :(

Can you help?

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Every time someone decides that Poison Ivy is a vegan an angel loses its wings

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fully belived it was a w.i.t.c.h. crossover for a hot sec and cass is gonna be the new holder of the heart of candracar or whatever it is spelled in english

Cass: *puts a load in and starts washing machine*

Washing Machine: *stops*

Washing Machine, in a tinny voice: Hello. Can I request you to remove the seventeen different ancient coins you have stuffed inside your suit pockets.

Cass: ...

Cass: No, you stinky little metal mouse butt.

Washing Machine: *sighs*

Later, at dinner:

Cass, to Bruce: When were you going to tell me that our washing machine has become intelligent.

Bruce: *lowers his hand and looks at her*

The rest of the Batfam: *stares*

Bruce: what.

Cass, unconcernedly: I had a whole conversation with our machine this afternoon. It gave me tips for folding my kevlar suits, and expressed appreciation for my taste in coin collection.

Bruce:...

The rest of the kids:...

Stephanie: Cass.

Dick: So just to be clear. You had an entire conversation with an inanimate object.

Cass: ...yes?

Jason: Hallelujah!

Tim: (chuckling) Welcome to the family!

Dick: You're not truly a bat until the appliances start talking.

Bruce: For me it was the toaster oven. It insisted I wasn’t preheating it properly.

Damian: Father, Grayson, Drake, Todd. You're all saying...you have had long talks with...things?

Tim: Oh I had an entire codependent relationship with the refrigerator. It lasted for three weeks.

Damian:..

Cass:...

Cass: I am beginning to question my involvement in this family.

Damian: So am I.

Stephanie: Relax, baby bats. It's just all the sleep deprivation with some caffeine addiction thrown in. You didn't really think you'd get away with it scot-free, did you?

Cass: *stands up* If you all will excuse me, I have to put a great deal of distance between us.

Damian: *pushes back his plate and stands up* Cain I will come with you. This family is, as the saying goes, nuttier than a fruitcake.

Cass: *walking away* Just give me a moment, Damian, to say goodbye to a friend.

Damian: Cain. Why are you heading towards the laundry room?

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very tired of the ‘Dick Grayson is mostly a pretty boy with bad puns, golden retriever vibes’ trope. Give me German Shepherd Dick. Give me the ‘consummate performer’ Dick. The one all, brilliance, bloody smiles and showmanship, the one with razor sharp wit and charm made weapon. Dick who seamlessly switches between a million personas. The one who doesn’t know what to do when the show’s over. Give me the Dick no one wants to be on the wrong side of because Nightwing might not start battles, but he finishes them. The only one whose threats the entire Batfam (including Bruce) takes seriously. The one fear toxins can’t affect because he’s been to hell and back.

The Dick who unlike Jason doesn’t even mention how much he’s been fucked up and survived. The one the Joker knew he couldn’t break.

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"Well well well *looks cuntily over shoulder* if it isn't the scarlet speedster" just say you wanna kiss him on the mouth, Leonard

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hey, if you're subscribed to me, don't worry, this is softmintpurejoy, i just wanted a rebranding

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Heres a question and a idea my friend.

In a reincarnation BirdFlash au who would they have been in a previous life? Would they be the Kreptonian gods? Previous Waynes retuning home? A speedster and their love both blessed by the speedforce?

Ohhh that's interesting

Personally, I see Wally as like an inventor in past life, like the one that the town's folks avoid (I have a vampire!au fic where he is just that)

And Dick... a traveler. I don't see him staying in one place, I see him always wanting to go and find trouble

Maybe their paths have crossed in the previous life, where Dick stayed with him for a day or two or maybe a bit more, maybe he promised to find him once again, maybe he haven't got the chance to do it in the past, so he found Wally in present

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felt like this was the mood for today,,,

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Batgirls #15 (2023)

written by Becky Cloonan & Michael W. Conrad art by Neil Googe & Rico Renzi

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I live the fact that Dick is the mom and is the only one of them who can beat the level since they all have come to him

They mean so much to me

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It's so funny when I come across these accs that post fics and find my fics in there like

"I'm in a TV!!!"

So fun

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Drew my own design of absolute nightwing, was inspired by Wally's desighn

Yes, I think he would have leg problems that would require kneebraces, no I do not know what kind of problem, I didn't do the research

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horny hc hsr

Welp, you didn't specify which pair, I guess I'll make one for each of my favs

1. Jiaoze

Moze was never vocal during sex, but after Jiaoqiu lost his vision Moze tries to say out lousld everything he does, tries to make noises, so that Jiaoqiu knew what's happening, what's gonna happen and that it is definitely Moze who is touching him.

2. Ratiorine

Aventurine is a power bottom through and through and he doesn't let Ratio say a word, say a praise to him, cause he doesn't want to feel when they fuck, he just wants to be when they fuck and wants to be in control. Ratio isn't much against it, he's not good in dirty talk, or bed talk, whatever you want to call it, but he wants Aventurine to feel, so he leaves light kisses when he can and it makes Aventurine shudder every time.

3. Stellamartch

They giggle during sex a lot. Especially because when they fuck in March's room they have to turn away all the toys cause March feels like they're watching and judging her. Also all those two years that Stella had her own room March kept nagging her about finally cleaning it cause she's tired being the only one who has to clean sheets.

Also, yes, they tried every surface in Stella's room, it was totally Stella's idea. March's idea was to take at least one pic on every surface after.

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ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!

Ask me about a horny hc I have about a character from whatever fandom I'm in

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I made the fic

no carrie kelly though, maybe if we live long enought fot the second season :)

(yes, its a sicom fic)

Decided to answer in a different post

If we talk about him being a dad I have a really clear picture of his family that is purely accidental

He adopted 3 kids in my au (Carrie Kelly, Rachel Roth and Garfield Logan (the choice for the Rachel and Garfield is made because of the Titans TV show)) he adopted them after rescuing them cause he couldn't let them go to orphanage or whatever there is cause he knows for sure they will run away

As a dad he tries really hard to be a good dad and not like Bruce, but the bat paranoia is too strong so the kids have multiple trackers on them at all times and also, despite both Garfield and Rachel having powers he practically forbids them from being super heroes, cause no way in hell he'll let his children be child heroes like he was, he wants them to have a normal childhood that doesn't consists of spending half the time trying to cover all the wounds and convincing everyone that his father isn't abusive

He's also would be very supportive of anything they try to do, even if it's questionable (he was not a fan of Garfield trying to learn violin. Fortunately, Gar decided its not for him after two weeks)

But he's definitely very protective so if his children bring home a partner at some point he will have a menacing aura until he trusts them enough

And also he lets them have his credit card freely cause he trusts them, he knows they won't randomly buy a super expensive shit just because they have the option

He also doesn't tell his family he has children, they accidentally find that out one by one when they visit him in the new apartment he bought (he had one bedroom apartment, now he has three bedroom, to Rachel's dismay she has to share her room with Carrie cause they both girls. They have the biggest room, though)

The kids are also very protective of him

That's all for now that I have about them, but if I'll have enough strength I plan on writing a fic about their family

@lionwitch

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Decided to answer in a different post

If we talk about him being a dad I have a really clear picture of his family that is purely accidental

He adopted 3 kids in my au (Carrie Kelly, Rachel Roth and Garfield Logan (the choice for the Rachel and Garfield is made because of the Titans TV show)) he adopted them after rescuing them cause he couldn't let them go to orphanage or whatever there is cause he knows for sure they will run away

As a dad he tries really hard to be a good dad and not like Bruce, but the bat paranoia is too strong so the kids have multiple trackers on them at all times and also, despite both Garfield and Rachel having powers he practically forbids them from being super heroes, cause no way in hell he'll let his children be child heroes like he was, he wants them to have a normal childhood that doesn't consists of spending half the time trying to cover all the wounds and convincing everyone that his father isn't abusive

He's also would be very supportive of anything they try to do, even if it's questionable (he was not a fan of Garfield trying to learn violin. Fortunately, Gar decided its not for him after two weeks)

But he's definitely very protective so if his children bring home a partner at some point he will have a menacing aura until he trusts them enough

And also he lets them have his credit card freely cause he trusts them, he knows they won't randomly buy a super expensive shit just because they have the option

He also doesn't tell his family he has children, they accidentally find that out one by one when they visit him in the new apartment he bought (he had one bedroom apartment, now he has three bedroom, to Rachel's dismay she has to share her room with Carrie cause they both girls. They have the biggest room, though)

The kids are also very protective of him

That's all for now that I have about them, but if I'll have enough strength I plan on writing a fic about their family

@lionwitch

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I do not belive that Absolute Wally West is straight in the slightest like have you seen this guy???

If DC makes Absolute Wally a bisexual as he was meant to be, they can have all the money i got. Idc if it's fan service. Just give me bi Wally West.