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I love how Bai Zhan Peak works like

You want to be an Bai Zhan Peak adept? Go to the Bai Zhan Peak and don't get beaten up

You want to train on Bai Zhan Peak? Train on the Bai Zhan Peak and don't get beaten up

You want to be Bai Zhan Peak Lord? Beat the Bai Zhan Peak Lord and don't get beaten up

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Don't forget to tell him about "all roads lead to philosophy" when opening the Wikipedia

things i want to to make Stanford Pines experience as he catches up on 30 years of technological progression

make him ride a hoverboard

shut him in a room with the album The Money Store by Death Grips and lock all exits

give him a roomba to dissect and reassemble

two words: Prequel Trilogy

two more words: Wii Bowling

three words this time: Dance Dance Revolution

give him the link to wikipedia and just let him have at it. you won’t see him for five days straight after that

moon sand. i just think he’d like it

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i hope we all agree tha Liu Qingge deserved fucking better?

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Binghe: I don't like Liu Qingge! He wants to take you away from me!

Shen Yuan: Binghe that's ridiculous

Liu Qingge: no its not

Shen Yuan: ....?????

Liu Qingge: not elaborating.

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The question is

Is Twilight Sparkle — Brennan Lee Mulligan

Or is Brennan Lee Mulligan — Twilight Sparkle?

Horse Court

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if ava doesn't interruct with perdi soon i will go insane

✨️🔮psychic damage buddies🔮✨️

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The moment Shen Yuan was transported into the pidw it transformed from Binghe's harem into Qingqiu's harem

Binghe was lucky it was one of those harem that ends with Central figure picking the final love interest

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Luo Binghe asks if Shen Qingqiu would love him if he was a worm

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You do have a point, though I would disagree that they both have things set, rk900 has no things set except being better than Connor and with gavin we have that he's an asshole to Connor and hates androids without a particular reason for it (besides them being androids), so maybe if we talk about Gavin you could say he may be ooc though I personally think he has too little info about him for that, but rk900 has zero character to be out of

it's so funny to see "ooc" tag in reed900 fics cause like… babe what character is out of it? asshole with about 20 minutes of screen time? Or a guy we only see for about 15 seconds in connor's mind?

hun we know little to nothing about these two, you're not making them out of character, you giving them character

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it's so funny to see "ooc" tag in reed900 fics cause like… babe what character is out of it? asshole with about 20 minutes of screen time? Or a guy we only see for about 15 seconds in connor's mind?

hun we know little to nothing about these two, you're not making them out of character, you giving them character

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meanwhile Damian was sittin in xiaohongshu this whole time

Dick, sighing: Tiktok is getting banned. I am so sad. Like, how else will I get to rate Nightwing edits?

Bruce, sighing in relief: Finally. I still hadn't recovered from that one time when Gazette put a bunch of... edits? Of mine in the article about Wayne Enterprises.

Jason, who is chronically sitting online with VPN only: ...

Tim, who hacked servers to continue thristing over Timkon content: ...

Jason: (silently sends another tiktok in Tim's dms)

Tim: (silently types LMAO)

Dick, glaring at them, trying to hide their giggles: ...You both. Show your phones now.

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What would you say if I wrote a hertamei fic? Possibly smut?

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I have an idea for a smut fic with kinda top!worshiper/bottom!worshipped dynamic (not fully, but it has the vibes), but I don't really have a ship for that :(

Can you help?

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Every time someone decides that Poison Ivy is a vegan an angel loses its wings

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fully belived it was a w.i.t.c.h. crossover for a hot sec and cass is gonna be the new holder of the heart of candracar or whatever it is spelled in english

Cass: *puts a load in and starts washing machine*

Washing Machine: *stops*

Washing Machine, in a tinny voice: Hello. Can I request you to remove the seventeen different ancient coins you have stuffed inside your suit pockets.

Cass: ...

Cass: No, you stinky little metal mouse butt.

Washing Machine: *sighs*

Later, at dinner:

Cass, to Bruce: When were you going to tell me that our washing machine has become intelligent.

Bruce: *lowers his hand and looks at her*

The rest of the Batfam: *stares*

Bruce: what.

Cass, unconcernedly: I had a whole conversation with our machine this afternoon. It gave me tips for folding my kevlar suits, and expressed appreciation for my taste in coin collection.

Bruce:...

The rest of the kids:...

Stephanie: Cass.

Dick: So just to be clear. You had an entire conversation with an inanimate object.

Cass: ...yes?

Jason: Hallelujah!

Tim: (chuckling) Welcome to the family!

Dick: You're not truly a bat until the appliances start talking.

Bruce: For me it was the toaster oven. It insisted I wasn’t preheating it properly.

Damian: Father, Grayson, Drake, Todd. You're all saying...you have had long talks with...things?

Tim: Oh I had an entire codependent relationship with the refrigerator. It lasted for three weeks.

Damian:..

Cass:...

Cass: I am beginning to question my involvement in this family.

Damian: So am I.

Stephanie: Relax, baby bats. It's just all the sleep deprivation with some caffeine addiction thrown in. You didn't really think you'd get away with it scot-free, did you?

Cass: *stands up* If you all will excuse me, I have to put a great deal of distance between us.

Damian: *pushes back his plate and stands up* Cain I will come with you. This family is, as the saying goes, nuttier than a fruitcake.

Cass: *walking away* Just give me a moment, Damian, to say goodbye to a friend.

Damian: Cain. Why are you heading towards the laundry room?

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very tired of the ‘Dick Grayson is mostly a pretty boy with bad puns, golden retriever vibes’ trope. Give me German Shepherd Dick. Give me the ‘consummate performer’ Dick. The one all, brilliance, bloody smiles and showmanship, the one with razor sharp wit and charm made weapon. Dick who seamlessly switches between a million personas. The one who doesn’t know what to do when the show’s over. Give me the Dick no one wants to be on the wrong side of because Nightwing might not start battles, but he finishes them. The only one whose threats the entire Batfam (including Bruce) takes seriously. The one fear toxins can’t affect because he’s been to hell and back.

The Dick who unlike Jason doesn’t even mention how much he’s been fucked up and survived. The one the Joker knew he couldn’t break.