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WAHOO

CAN I HEAR A WAHOO, GOOD OMENS FANDOM?

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I have literally never felt more called out in my entire life

I relate to kaz brekker because I too am an asexual traumatized 17 year old filled with rage who wears all black, has a bad leg and whose weakness is cool girls with knives

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Shadow and Bone s01e05: Kaz struggles with his chronic pain while undercover.

“You should have one of us with you.”

“I’ll manage.”

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I’m here to serve

listen,, 

kaz brekker,,,,

wearing eyeliner

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do not let these mortal turmoils tarnish your golden soul

i know we’re both just messing around pretending to be whole but look at me. if the train was coming would you move. if the ground was falling from under your feet would you even notice or would it just be another tuesday for you. if somebody stabbed you could it hurt worse than you already do. what i’m saying is that i love you but i think we both drive over the speed limit when it’s raining. what i’m saying is that i want to hold your hand and i understand about how you sometimes have to sit down in the shower. what i’m saying is that i’m here for you and if the train comes please move.

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A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

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Autism in media: I got bored so I read three science textbooks and completed all these equations and now I’m working on the coding for this app-

Autism in real life: I’m so bored that every bone in my body feels like it’s being turned into one but don’t even talk to me about doing something about it

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To all my neurodiverse/mentally ill/traumatised asexuals and or aromatics:

You’re still valid. I love you. Your sexuality is valid despite your circumstances.

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Me: Maybe I don’t have ADHD... Maybe I’ve been faking it for attention after all.

Also me: *Makes a post hundreds of people with ADHD relate to*

Me: Maybe I don’t have ADHD... Maybe I’ve been faking it for attention after all.

Also me when I watch anything: Speeding up the playback because I don’t have an attention span, adding subtitles because auditory processing issues, turning the volume up to god Themselves to prevent a Thought from coming, and ending up scrolling through memes the whole time

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ADHD culture is loving to send voice messages but hating to receive them

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Me: Maybe I don’t have ADHD... Maybe I’ve been faking it for attention after all.

Also me when I watch anything: Speeding up the playback because I don’t have an attention span, adding subtitles because auditory processing issues, turning the volume up to god Themselves to prevent a Thought from coming, and ending up scrolling through memes the whole time

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Sherlock, your bottom is showing

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Possibly Neurodivergent Benedict Compilation

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Messy hair, smudged makeup, wrinkled clothes, chipped nail varnish, stained fingertips, chapped lips, mix-match socks, annotated books, clashing aesthetics, dried flowers, scribbled handwriting, voice cracks, bruises, acne, body hair, early mornings, late nights, unmade beds, loud music, soft touches

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“My Dear”

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He’ll probably get a commendation from Hell for all this crap. See you in October, Crowley.

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Crowley’s hairstyle this way is impeccable

As if this isn’t just all the Slow Show Crowley of my dreams. He just needs some spikes on those boots. (image from @aziraphale-is-ace’s post 🖤)