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Has anyone done this yet?

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back to the future + onion headlines (part 7)

part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4 / part 5 / part 6

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How Many Shots do I need to Kiss the VDL gang members?

Arthur - 1 for confidence

Kieran - sober, hand him over

Lenny - 2 so we can cheers

Micah - I need to be Alcohol Poisoned to look in his direction

Dutch - 5 He needs to convince me though

Javier - Sober, Maybe 1 for encouragement

Abigail - 1 for confidence, she’s really pretty :)

Bill - I need to be family guy death posing before I think about kissing him

Pearson - 3 I feel like he would be a gentle kisser

Tilly - 2 I would still probably be nervous though

Molly - Sober, baby please I can treat you better I promise just give me a chance

John - 4 he looks like he would kiss me while he still had food on his lips :(

Mary Beth - 2 she definitely learned how to kiss from reading romance novels

Grimshaw - I don’t think she would let me :(

Uncle - no. :( I’m not kissing PeePaw

Hosea - 4 I’m kissing PawPee

Karen - 2 but I don’t have a Maguire Junior for her :(

Sean - 7 He’s going to show me his Maguire Junior :(

Charles - 2 for confidence

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WHUMPRIL 2024 - DAY 30 - REASSURANCE

Fandom: Back to the Future Title: Fort Washakie, WY Pairing: Marty/Stubble (you heard me) Genre: Whump, H/C Rated M Warnings: Stitches, broken bones, concussion, mild sexual language Words: 1900 Summary:

"You were in a wagon accident," Stubble said. "Rolled off a cliff." He untied the bandages wound around Marty's tender abdomen and sucked his teeth as he peeled the sticky, blood-soaked bandage from Marty's skin. "Broke your leg, hit your head, got a, a wagon spoke to the stomach."

A shaky exhale.

"You needed a doctor. A place to stay for the winter. So, I brought you here."

thanks for hosting your excellent challenge, @whumpril!

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future boy

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listen I love me some good time travel fix-it

but a time travel fuck-it up more…

🤌

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Marty has 3 moods towards his dad throughout the movie: Disappointment Frustration and Astonishment

I mean I get it. But he’s trying his best 😭😭😂

Me: *draws frowning Marty

Also me: that’s so Stoltz-coded

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Ranking various McFlys based on ✨ rizz ✨

Marty McFly

gives confused labrador kind of vibes (+)

plays guitar (+)

easily jump scared (-)

Just can't handle being called chicken even if the fate of his future depends on it (-)

7/10 charisma

George McFly

his own son had to teach him how to talk to girls (-)

is a peeing tom (-)

punched a rapist (+)

rizz aged better with age (like wine) (+)

might be the biggest loser in the history of Hill Valley (-)

2/10 charisma

Marty McFly Jr

wet dog (-)

named after his dad (-)

nearly got peer pressured into committing a crime (-)

Ipad kid (-)

competing with his grandpa for the title of biggest loser in Hill Valley (-)

0/10 rizz

William McFly

colonisation ass hair cut (-)

looks like an arthur conan doyle villain (-)

where neck? (-)

negative 2 out of 10 charisma

Seamus McFly

is irish (+)

terrible taste in hats (-)

don't know how to feel about that beard (-)

willing to help a buddy out (+)

5 out of 10 charisma

Arthur McFly

where he lacks in looks he makes up for in smarts (+)

also has terrible taste in hats (-)

got a girl to fall in love with him just by being really good at math (+)

married said girl just to help her keep a job (+)

11 out of 10 charisma

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[ID: An ao3 tag which reads, “FURIOUS MASTURBATION”. End ID]

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what he smug about

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my contribution to the house md fandom

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House M.D. (2004-2012) I 1.02 Paternity

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i have interests

In writing fic (deranged_ore0 on AO3)

In fandom

In rare pairs

In cowboys

In medical dramas

In diamond paintings

In oreos

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we need all types of art in fandoms

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