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RETRACTION: Unfortunately, the story about Biden bringing his dog, "Commander", to greet Trump is only wishful thinking on the part of the newspaper editor. —Our apologies.

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Voltron as things my friends have said part 1

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Lance : Who knew that bonding over a moose squishmallow would lead to you giving me head

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Keith : That made me feel something and i don’t like it

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Hunk : Pedophile pedophile, grrrr

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Lance, sitting in the rain : Oh shoot now my buttcheek is gonna be wet

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Lance : I don’t wear hats i like my head

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Shiro : Very grape plate 2000s style kitchen core

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Lance : You calling me skinny and curvy?? Scurvy??

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Keith : Did they kick you off the colorguard flag?

Lance : Yeah, almost immediately

Keith : What did you do wrong???

Lance : I picked it up

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Pidge : if that doesn’t work we’ll sage it and dance around a fire

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Pidge : Give me some time i may work some magic but i’m not houdini

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Hunk : When i graduate i’m coming to aluminum night

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Lance : The earth is really big

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Lance : i love it when a man has a speech impediment

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Keith : No they’re not my friends they’re my peers

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Lance : I hate our eas alarm it just sounds like theres a forklift in my tv

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Keith : Autism primeeee

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Hunk : Hey shiro

Shiro : hey

Hunk : How has your day been

Shiro : Atrocious

Hunk : Why

Shiro : Because i woke up

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*phone rings*

Lance, picking up the phone : Hello?

Lance, slamming the phone back down : THERES NO JOSE HERE!! They’ve been calling for 12 years every single day there is no jose

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Hunk : Man i just love dave grave from the foo fighters

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Pidge : I’ll throw my teeth at you

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Keith, working in a theater tech booth : This booth was made by anorexic shaquille o neal why is it so tall and skinny?

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Shiro : In the kindest way, can you sit down and think it through?

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Shiro : Fart? which cast member wrote fart on this paper?

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Lance : Put that W.A.P. down!

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Hunk, vacuuming a very large room : Hell yeah baby this will only take 10 million years this is what victory looks like people

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Lance : If i was balding i’d get crazy haircuts just to feel alive again

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Pidge : I lost my snail

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Lance : The sink is shipping!

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Keith, reading a hat from afar : True biden?

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Lance, smashing his finger in the door : My flinger!!!

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Lance : I’m not racism!

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Pidge, teasing lance : Lance doesn’t wipe everytime he takes a poop!!

Lance : What can i say i’m perfect everytime

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This is their song i will not be taking criticism at this time

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ngl growing up in the hood in a small town in the south is crazy cuz when i tell you it’s not as bad as other hoods but it’s somehow still the same except there’s cowboys now

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There’s no way this is actually real rn i can’t wait to be completely obliterated by a nuclear missile in the next 4 years

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election so bad you made my chemical romance wake up

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new reason to stay alive: outlive the trump presidency. In fact, outlive Trump. He isn’t immortal. We can live to see the day he's guaranteed to never be in office ever again and we can make sure he knows that he'll never have enough power to kill you

stay strong, friends, this isn't your fault

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Guys please please please support your local libraries! We've already been going through so much censorship and book bannings and it *will* get worse. Get a library card. Read banned books. Say no to censorship.

A lot of libraries also allow you to get a card online, which you can then use with Libby, which is a reading app to get library books! If transportation and location is an issue, that's an option!

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Okay, now that I have gone trough all stages of grief (including suicidal ideation) here's one that I made for a different situation, that is even more applicable here:

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If by some miracle sweet potato Hitler doesn't win come the end of the week, this won't be necessary, but should he win here are some of the first things to be aware of or do.

If you know a trans person, no you don't. Respect them as best you can in private but you know nothing in public.

Be aware that TikTok will likely be banned, find new platforms to spread information. Fuck Twitter and what ever tiktok replacement he's working on.

Learn to Garden, even in winter so you can feed yourself should prices skyrocket

Get an air purifier. The Clean Air Act is likely to be stripped of its power with the EPA deregulated, air quality is going to suffer

Should you have kids, try to supplement history/social studies education. That's the first place they will attack, if you need help ask, history teacher will help

Try and do what you can to be aware of your health before January.

Help one another. That's the best way we can move forward and make change in the future.

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any trans person reading this I love you

any woman reading this I love you

any poc minority reading this I love you

any queer person reading this I love you

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no matter how many trolls or trumpies come in my comments and spew their nonsense I will keep saying it over and over and over again no matter how many times to show them I will not change. I will never choose violence or hate ever.

any disabled person reading this I love you

any person out of country that wished they could desperately help I love you

Any parents of a queer child who did everything they deemed “right” to protect their child and still feel as though they failed I love you

any person on the spectrum I love you

Any SA survivors I love you

Any person that needs life threatening healthcare and can’t afford it I love you

Any diabetic person I love you

I don’t know you. But I love you. I will always choose love that’s not a bad thing nor will I ever feel bad about choosing it

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i got too optimistic and forgot kamala harris was dealing with the combined powers of racism and misogyny

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my chemical romance made an album about this. it's called Danger Days.

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im seeing a lot of "queer people dont kill yourselves" posts and yes, i agree but also poc folks dont kill yourselves. you're needed in this space just as much as the white folks are. we will get through this hand in hand together

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