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a stoner窶冱 guide to starbucks

PAIRING 笆ｸ lee heeseung x fem!reader (ft. enha, winter from aespa, beomgyu from txt, and dino from svt)

GENRES 笆ｸ social media au (smau), crack, fluff, stoner au, strangers to lovers

WARNINGS 笆ｸ profanity, sexual jokes, zero braincells, limited knowledge of the starbucks corporation, weed consumption, dumb shenanigans, ignore timestamps!

SUMMARY 笆ｸ in which you work at the starbucks where heeseung is a regular at (and considered a public enemy). also he only goes when he窶冱 stoned off his ass.

AUTHOR窶儡 NOTE 笆ｸ hello !! i am alive (real) also i was so committed to the bit that i got high to make this <3 shoutout @hoonbear for the Extensive Starbucks Knowledge ｫ｡ i would also like to note that i am NOT doing a tag list for this smau. also please note that this is a fictional setting and to boycott starbucks in real life for firing their workers over their pro palestine speech. remember to do your daily click!

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inej and kaz having issues with touch due to trauma. kaz and wylan drowning and being reborn in the ketterdam harbor. wylan and jesper feeling like they have to hide a part of themselves due to their fathers. jesper and nina being grisha with addictions. nina and matthias being raised as a weapon rather than a human. matthias and inej being deeply religious. inej and wylan making themselves smaller because of the abuse they suffered. wylan and matthias being forced into a life of crime. matthias and kaz losing their parents and siblings. kaz and jesper being thrown into the barrel because of reckless behavior involving money. all of these characters being so different yet so similar and forever interconnected with each other because they know that no one else will understand

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𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐞

huang renjun x fem!reader

you and renjun are pen-pals-turned-best-friends, except, no one knows that you know each other. at the same time, both you and renjun are also trying to survive being set up with people by your own separate friend groups. turns out, maybe you both just want each other and no one else.

genre. f2l, secret friendship/relationship, rival schools, social media au

featuring. nct 00 line, itzy's yeji + lia, aespa's karina + giselle, and others!

status. completed

—ARE YOU LONELY?—

profiles // smh-art school · nc-IT guys (+ynlia) · 4lyfers

i. the point??

ii. conspiracies + experiments!

iii. same boat tho

iv. doomsday

v. on private

vi. trial run #1

vii. u read my mind

viii. budget cuts, baby!

ix. BOT FIGHT

x. schemes >:)

xi. and the night was young

xii. schemes >:) again

xiii. it's a plan!

xiv. lately

xv. *pretty nice

xvi. this is not #slay

xvi.v what... was that

xvii. my uwus? all over the place

xviii. oh god, he knows

xix. na jaemin.

xix.v get it together, yeonjun

xx. the side characters

xxi. to match or not to match

xxii. love scenarios!

xxiii. bold or bold

xxiv. pop the question

xxv. renjun, you idiot.

xxvi. the side characters (the sequel)

xxvii. subtweets *sweats profusely*

xxviii. let's get this right

xxix. i know it's not me

xxx. the truth

xxxi. read it and weep

xxxii. check yes, juliet

xxxiii. record scratch

xxxiv. the winter exhibition

xxxv. epilogue: this side of paradise

taglist now closed!

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One thing about Kaz is that instead of thinking "I don't deserve her" he went "I will work on myself to deserve her" Bro is a simp, not a quitter.

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YALL SIGN THE PEITITON ONCE MORE BECAUSE EVWN MORE NEWS

THE SCRIPTS FOR OUR SIX OF CROWS SPIN OFF IS COMPLETE, INCLUDING SHADOW AND BONE SEASON THREE

WE COULD HAVE A INEJ BACKSTORY EPISODE, A WESPER EPISODE, HOW INEJ MET KAZ, AND A EPISODE GOING INTO WYLANS BACKSTORY, A START OF A FRIENSHIP WITH MATTHIAS AND EVEN THE SHIT GOING DOWN WITH HIS DAD

PLEASE I BEG YOU

SIGN THE PEITITON:: SAVE SHADOW AND BONE

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It’s so funny watching the Shadow and Bone series when I’ve only read the Six of Crows duology. Because here we have Magical Mussolini trying to establish a new world order by mansplaining manipulating and manslaughtering everyone in his way, and the only thing I care about is my found family of emotionally constipated idiots doing war crimes in the background.

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i just read six of crows and crooked kingdom and wtf why did they have to take shadow and bone off netflix 🥲🥲🥲 like i heard shadow and bone is really boring so i was like omg they have a show i can watch it as an alternative but the universe just hates me wtf. i might just make myself read king of scars for i want to know what happens next. also all the ships are so cute like i cant find any flaws. esp wesper imo

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helphelphelp i've fallen back into the rabbit hole idol producer and nine percent and now im rewatching idol producer late and night and just overall being infatuated im dying i keep trying to find blogs for idol producr fics but its been 5 years so ofc theres like hardly anything and most of the fics are already long gone bcs ppl deactivate their acc bcs, once again, its been 5 years 🥲

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hi <3 how r u?

omg im doing fabulous thanks to u bae <3

i hope ur having a great day :)))

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part two to the "what color is math" post, extended poll time and with less color options.

please reblog if you vote, we have to settle this once and for all

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Hi

Hi 💖

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happy new year everyone! 🎊🎊 sorry ive been so inactive recently. i'll make it a resolution to be more active next year.

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hmu if you need friends

im lonely and stressed. if you fit that criterion you are immediately qualified, lets be besties. <3

(guys im trying to find the motivation to update with my fics but idk 😭)

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be honest would you hate me if i started posting kpop shiitakess because ive fallen in DEEEEEP. like one second im like i don't like kpop i can't understand korean and then the next second im like SKZ, NCT, AESPA, ITZY, TXT i love them all <333

im so double sided its not healthy.

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don't you hate it when your tiny little brother who is still in grade/elementary school keeps asking you for candy when he has so much more halloween candy than you because he's greedy and takes 574284745689926 from the buckets that are left outside & say 'take one please 😊' and you just got to be nice and give him it because you're nice and scared he's kill you if you don't.

also my phone's battery life sucks and my brother keeps making me give it to him so he can play roblox (which he peer pressured me to install) on it.

:(

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have you read the final gambit??

ok so unfortunately, no. i really want to (& also want to binge-read all of jlb’s works from the past), but my library currently doesn’t have it in the system & i just have a weird preference of hardcopy over digital. (by the way, im currently reading the book thief by markus zusak & it’s pretty good). also, i was so excited because i didn’t know people actually wanted to ask me stuff. anyway - for those of you who have read it - is it worth it? 

(sorry if that was too long or anything <3 have a great day!!!)

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why the fuck are my parents telling me to do exercise. istg im already tired being alive everyday, i dont want to be physically tired as well.