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Man, this is making me want a shamrock shake! 😋

Thuggory: Hmm... I feel like doing some raiding on the Irish coast. I hear leprechauns have hoards of pots filled with gold!! Kekeke!! Time to go a-viking! 🤑🪓💰🍀

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Thuggory, to his men, after being surrounded and preparing for a last stand: Arise, arise, Dragonmarkers! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now! Ride! Ride for ruin and the world’s ending! Death! Death! Death! Forth, Dragonriders!

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Thuggory: They will break upon this Fortress like water upon rock… Crops can be resewn; homes rebuilt. Within these walls, we will outlast them.

Hiccup: They do not come to destroy our crops or villages, they come to destroy its people—down to the last child.

Thuggory: What would you have me do? Look at my men. Their courage hangs by a thread. If this is to be our end, then I would have them make such an end as to be worthy of remembrance.

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Thuggory: So much death. What can men do against such reckless hate?

Hiccup: Ride out with me. Ride out and meet it.

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Thuggory: ♪ Rule the Meatheads! Meatheads rule the waves!! We shall turn the Hooligans into Slaves! ♪

Hiccup: Thuggory, we don't really do that anymore, remember? 😅

Thuggory: Oh. Right. 😮

Thuggory: ♪ We shall turn the Outcasts into graves! ♪

Hiccup: Much better. 😙

Thuggory: Thank you. 😌

Thuggory: Wait... since when were the Outcasts still ALIVE?! 😲🤯

Hiccup: They fled after Alvin and Excellinor the Witch died, remember? 🤨

Thuggory: TIME TO SOUND THE HORNS OF WAR!!! TO ARMS!!! THEY DARE TO HARM MY BEST FRIEND!!! THEY SHALL PAY WITH THEIR LIVES!!! 💢😡

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Thuggory: When last I looked, Thuggory, not Snotpig was a friend and ally to Hiccup.

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Thuggory: Whoa! Bruh's riding the waves of lava, man!! Rhadical!

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Thuggory: ♪ Rule the Meatheads! Meatheads rule the waves!! We shall turn the Hooligans into Slaves! ♪

Hiccup: Thuggory, we don't really do that anymore, remember? 😅

Thuggory: Oh. Right. 😮

Thuggory: ♪ We shall turn the Outcasts into graves! ♪

Hiccup: Much better. 😙

Thuggory: Thank you. 😌

Thuggory: Wait... since when were the Outcasts still ALIVE?! 😲🤯

Hiccup: They fled after Alvin and Excellinor the Witch died, remember? 🤨

Thuggory: TIME TO SOUND THE HORNS OF WAR!!! TO ARMS!!! THEY DARE TO HARM MY BEST FRIEND!!! THEY SHALL PAY WITH THEIR LIVES!!! 💢😡

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Thuggory: I'm in love... with all of you wonderful followers who follow and support my blog. Thank you. 😘❤️

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Thuggory: It's time for this great Thuggory to partake in a wee bit of skullduggery. 💪🏻😎😏😈

Thuggory: *Steals Stoick's favorite socks.*

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Thuggory: I love trains! Choo-choo!!! 😁

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Thuggory: Hiccup for King! 💪🏻😆

Mogadon: Son, he's already King. 🤨

Thuggory: I know. I just wanted to say it again. It just rolls off the tongue. 😁👌🏻

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Thuggory: I wonder what happens if I take goat milk and mash it with ice? And maybe a little mint? Would something good come outta it? Hmm... 🤔

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Thuggory: Be it by dragon or by ship, if it fits, it ships — anywhere in the Archipelago! 😎

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Thuggory: Hmmm... you know, it's been awhile since I've done some DIY. I think I'll go do "that."

Thuggory: [Builds massive statue of his father and mother.]

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Thuggory: I hate Mondays. 💀

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Thuggory: Who's up for a game of Viking Conquest?