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Special Athena kids should have an ability the way special Aphrodite kids can charmspeak, and that ability should be mind reading. Change my mind. I dare you.

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Why does every gay tv show always that that one trope ;

"Let's runaway together"

"no"

"Okay wow is this a non break up break up since we aren't dating but love each other so clearly almost everybody but us can tell"

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Nina definitely mocks him for it

literally not even a headcanon that matthias pronounces ‘turtle’ like ‘tarthole’

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SHOULD I WATCH OMFD?? I REALLY WANNA WATCH HANNIBAL BUT I DONT THINK IM MENTALLY PREPARED AND OMFD LOOKS LIKE SUCH A GOOD SHOW

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Nikolai : how are you feeling today love?

Zoya : MURDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Nikolai : that's lovely dear

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what would you do if i came into your room at 3am and flickered the light bulb multiple times while playing dramatic classical music and danced to it in front of your bed at 3 am?

I'd critisize your dancing, if your gonna break into my house at least do it with style

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SAME

HFJFIDODKDKS MY FIRST TUMBLRVERSARY!!!!

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Jesper : is it just me or do you also have a love/hate relationship with yourself

Wylan : excuse me?

Jesper : like I love myself I just don't think myself loves me back

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Pjo fan : *walks into empire state building wearing a camp half blood shirt*

The front desk manager : oh no

Pjo fan : *goes up to them*

The front desk manager : no

Pjo fan : I didn't-

The front desk manager : no you can not go to floor 600, no there is no floor 600, no zeus did not ask me to lie to you

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OMG me and my cat are famous!!

my chaotic gc messages as tlc characters (1)

scarlet: wolf is attacking his own tail rn. Dumbass is running in circles

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scarlet: My cat is biting the edge of my phone wtf

winter: SO CUTEHEJEJDJSJA

scarlet: no. Not cute.

winter: VERY CUTEE.

scarlet: He is biting my phone.

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kai: ok but anyways if someone sends swat to my house…

kai: I would cry.

kai: And run away.

kai: Holding a pen.

jacin: damn

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cress: this is SUPER weird, but..

also cress: how did the cars from the car movie make babies?

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wolf: I ate Twix but instead of eating the actual thing I ate the plastic.

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Percy staring at annabeth : she is so pretty, I wish she would look back at me. I love her ahhhh

Annabeth : *looks back*

Percy scrambling under the poseidon table : AH ABORT ABORT

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Will : my boyfriend is really strange, he likes death.

Nico : my boyfriend is really strange too, he likes me

Will : nIcO nO-

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Screw you

why are elephants grey?

Why do you ask me these things?

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why are elephants grey?

Why do you ask me these things?

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Blocked

I like how people casually say ‘that’s a little big’, just imagine if people said ‘that’s a microscopic brobdingnagian’

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How high are you?

I like how people casually say ‘that’s a little big’, just imagine if people said ‘that’s a microscopic brobdingnagian’

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Percy rubbing his head : man, I was up so late last night. I studied until 2am then went to bed.

Grover : I know ri-

Annabeth : when did you start studying?

Percy :

Grover :

Annabeth :

Percy :

Grover :

Annabeth :

Percy mumbling : 1:59am