#Incorrect original trio quotes

[writerswho]

Todoroki: "I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" I would.

Bakugou: "I'm not gonna sink to their level" I will, coward.

Midoriya: "I'm the bigger person" I'm five feet tall. Give me the sword, bitch.

[mikimakiboo]

Killer: if I punch myself and cry, am I weak or am I strong ?

Dust: weak

Horror: strong

Nightmare: fucking stupid

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Person A: “Hey, No! Not for eating!”

Person B: “It’s a human, what else is it good for?”

Person A: “I’ll have you know, that this amazing little human is my Best Friend!”

Person B: “...What the fuck is a Best Friend?”

[morgane-art]

Oldest, middle and youngest child trend with the Mikaelsons :

Elijah : I'm the oldest child, of course I have to take care of everything.

Klaus : I'm the middle child, of course I-

Rebekah : I'm the youngest child, of course I get away with everything !

Elijah : I'm the oldest child, of course I have to pay attention to everyone.

Klaus : I'm the mid-

Rebekah : I'm the youngest child, of course all the attention is on me !

Elijah : I'm the oldest child, of course I'm not gonna ask for help.

Klaus : ...I-

Rebekah : I'm the youngest child, of course I'm a spoiled brat !

[rypnami]

mc: you bought a TACO?!?

ominis: yep

mc: from the same truck that hit sebastian???

ominis: well, me starving isn’t going to help him!

mc:

ominis: you want a bite?

mc: yeah, sure

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Ron: I thought announcing my predictions that I would fail the Divination exam beforehand to Trelawney would have boosted my grade somewhat, considering they were accurate.

[illpunchyouintheface]

Ron: What does "take out" mean?

Harry: Food.

Hermione: Dating.

Draco: Murder.

Celestine: It can be all three if you're bold enough.

[echo-stimmingrose]

Percy: Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Grover: You're a hazard to society.

Annabeth: And a coward, do 20!

[welldonekhushi]

Aditya: If Yuvraj and I were drowning, who would you save?

Arjun: You two can’t swim?

Aditya: It’s a hypothetical question, Captain! Who would you save?

Arjun: My time and effort.

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Poseidon,*talking about Demeter when Persephone was kidnapped*: Was it deranged and out of pocket?

Hera: Maybe.... But was it real as fuck?!

Hera and Poseidon,*smiling*: Abso-fucken-lutely.

[writerswho]

Todoroki: Has Midoriya always had a habit of running headlong into certain death?

Bakugou: Sometimes he walks. Occasionally, he shuffles. Periodically, he ambles.

Bakugou: Once, I'm pretty sure I saw him trip into certain death.

[mikimakiboo]

Cross: why is Nightmare crying ?

Killer: we got him a new mug because we broke his last one but it says "best dad" on it because it was for father's day, which we forgot was now, but now he's very happy and haven't let go of his mug yet

Dust: we don't have the heart to tell him it was an accident

Horror: please don't tell him, he's happy

[toastermin-it]

akira: WHY? why did you give sumire a KNIFE?

akechi: she said she felt unsafe.

akira: now i feel unsafe!

akechi: oh.

akechi: do you want a knife?

(this was originally an anonymous ask, please check the tags)

[chasmverse-quotes]

Horror: So out of the three of you, who is the best driver? Blue: Ink The MTT: .... Ink: Yeah, I was surprised too

[originaljediinjeans]

'Return of the Jedi' be like:

Han: You lost my girlfriend in the woods? Luke: She's my sister, I can't control her.

[illpunchyouintheface]

Theo: "Is....Is that meant to be on fire?"

Celestine: "No...not really"

Theo: ".....Are you going to do something about it?"

Celestine: "hm....nah."