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Trying to kill my husband cat in the Cult of the lamb game: part 2

I realize I forgot about this, but good news is that

✨my husband is gone✨

So I logged on for an attempt and get a notification that he reached old age and was like damn. I forgot I took his necklace off the extend life.

So I realized I was at a stalemate and had a decision to make, either let them live to die of old age or assassination….

Decided to give him a deadly fish made by me, and killed him on the spot, I will admit I lacked decency here. I forgot I made a special place to bury my spouses, and in my impatience to bring back my wife, I carved his body accidentally (rip).

Ngl in that moment I felt like one of the spouses that come down in those fancy robes, being given the news that there rich husband has mysteriously passed✨

Side note tho, I started my adventure to woo Narinder

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Trying to kill my husband cat in the Cult of the lamb game:

So my husband that cheated on me(yellow cat) and his boyfriend (unicorn that’s shits gold).

Recap: my pettiness at first had me use their first child’s eggs and feed it to another, I at least let them have their second child, still I was salty though. I’m not gonna out right kill them, I decided to just not pay attention or give affection to them anymore. I’m civil.

Buuut I had sent the unicorn on a mission to gather a follower, mind you the percentage on that was high so i had no worry. I wasn’t trying to be evil in this, but he came back and relied his last message before dying on the spot…..well shit.

I killed my ex-husband boyfriend by accident, so it left me with one eyesore that I was waiting to die slowly, so I could bring my wife back. To make it worse I gave this cat a lot of things, can’t tell if it was in the program but I think they knew I couldn’t say no to them so I made them a disciple and enforcer, so this cocky bastard has power, one I regret.

Now to the present: I was doing exams so I put the game off for while, but I’m back and my mindset changed, cause I decide the bitch gonna have to die, but I didn’t want to kill him as a sacrifice soooo, I decide to send him on a mission as well to gather a follower. the percentage on this was at most close to a 50/50. I had sent many people on a similar mission and majority died coming back so I gave up on it…until today.

So sent him on a mission, gave him a last goodbye kiss and Baaa. Then comes two days later and I see he has returned, so I went with the relief of seeing that dialogue that’ll give me the green for go.

Son of bitch came back alive and with a follower.

To say the least, if he doesn’t die from a deadly dish….imma start getting creative.

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I just need to know if anyone made an animation with the song “it took me by surprise” by Maria Mena with the characters from cult of the lamb. Like I can feel it being either between lamb and the cat.

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Batfam incorrect quotes:

Party of some kind:

Dick: [ making a scene,hyping up the crowd]

Jason: stop hyping up people, your causing a scene!!

Dick: NO!! I’m one of those people who gets energy from the people around me :D

Tim: get energy from somewhere else, your like a vibe vampire.

Dick: I’m not a vampire?!

Damian:[ pulls out a book, holding it up like a cross] may the power of introvert energy compel you!

Dick: *hisss

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I need help looking for and old fic about the justice league, it’s superbat and I believe it’s short to, but aside from that, I think what I can remember of the plot, is that there was this dimensional screw up which had a a bunch of Batmen, supermen and wonder women, and I think the other leaguers are just on the side looking at the whole mess and the Wonder Woman of that dimension is fighting the other wonder women just cause, and the Batmen are huddled together and I forgot what the supermen where doing but everything becomes more chaotic when the Superman of that dimension arrives and he low key charms the Batmen and that cause the other supermen to loose there shit, idk but I’ve been wanting to read it again but I genuinely forgot where I had read it at🥲pls if anyone knows 😭

Also i think he brings flowers to his Batman and something else about saving a baby deer? This could be from some other fic idk

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Curiosity got me here

And now i’m honestly getting mixed messages from this definition.

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!!🌈⭐️🌈⭐️🌈⭐️🌈

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Hey guys,

I’ll make this short. Today a racist idiot burned our car completely. It can only be sold for scrap because the motor, brain and sensors are fried.

We’re a family of black latine immigrants. we did not get any stimulus checks. I was forced to drop out cause I can’t pay for college so I’m using my shop to sustain my family, and without a car this is just so, so much more difficult.

I beg of you. If you’ve ever used these:

Please. please consider boosting and/or donating. I’m in complete shambles over this. 

http://paypal.me/mothcharm  http://ko-fi.com/swordknight  https://mothcharm.bigcartel.com

Thank you ♥

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The Minneapolis police are back to publicly being terrorists now that George Floyd’s death is out of the media cycle.

Directly from the article:

Bayle Adod Gelle was deep in sleep late Wednesday night at his home in Eden Prairie when he heard loud banging on the door.

The intensity of the sound at 2:15 a.m. left Bayle confused. He trudged down the stairs from his second-floor bedroom. As soon as he reached the living room, he found his wife there—surrounded by more than a dozen officers from the Hennepin County Sheriff’s Office. The officers allegedly pointed their guns at him and his wife, Bayle said, and then tied their hands tightly with a cord.

Awakened by the bangs and commotion, three children—ages 4, 7, and 9— joined their parents in the living room. Officers allegedly pointed guns at them, too, Bayle said.

“I felt very scared,” Bayle said in an interview with Sahan Journal at his home Thursday evening, some 14 hours after the police raid. “I thought they were going to kill us.”

The police search felt like it took forever—maybe two hours, he said. Bayle kept asking the officers who they were and why they’d come to his house. (In the end, the police appear to have found nothing, and took no evidence with them, Bayle said.)

They told him “shut up,” he recalled.

Bayle said the officers ransacked the house and never showed him a search warrant— until the end. That’s when they told him his son had been killed.

Bayle said that until that moment, he had no idea that nearly 8 hours earlier Minneapolis Police officers had fatally shot his 23-year-old son, Dolal Bayle Idd, in an altercation at a Holiday gas station in south Minneapolis. It was the first police killing in Minneapolis since Officer Derek Chauvin killed George Floyd about a dozen blocks away.

Here’s the full article

they had to move out of their house on new year’s eve to a nearby mosque.

please share, I haven’t seen anyone talking about this

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Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

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Well it’s my first attempt on an irken, honestly never used tags so idk, but first for everything ✌️

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THE ELMO MEME IS A REALITY IN MY COUNTRY

NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION

My country (Perú) is in danger, our democracy is in grave danger, our last president was ousted for allegations of corruption and while we agree that he should be investigated, we were against the vacancy.

The congress is hiding behind our constitution to make it seem that what they did was legal. They ousted the president for ‘moral incapacity’, the problem is that nothing was proved so it shouldn’t be possible, not only that, but last month they tried to do the same.

Before they voted for the vacancy, there were only 60 congressmen in favor but suddenly there were 105 who voted on favor, now they’re starting to talk, there were deals made and also threats against some of them, telling them that there wouldn’t be votes in favor their projects if they didn’t vote like them.

Our new “president”, who from now on I will call the usurper, was also the president of the congress who tried before to get the armed forces on his side, doesn’t have studies, and has open processes against him. He was not chosen by us to lead the country, only 5,000 people voted for him on the congress elections, the peruvian population is of 30 millions

Not only that, but 68 out of 130 congressmen have open processes that go from money laundering to straight up murder. The new president of the congress has 52 criminal charges.

This exactly is why the congress ousted our last president, he was doing reforms to the congress so there wouldn’t be impunity, he also called for elections on April.

We’re only 5 months away from the elections.

The congress talks that they did what they did because it was their moral obligation. We know this isn’t true, they did it because the president was against their populist laws that in the end would only damage the population and now that he’s out, they can do it freely.

In the 3 days since they ousted our president, they already are trying to modify the university education reform and the SUNEDU an institution that makes sure that our education is of quality and has been closing universities that didn’t make the cut, most of them were just taking money from their students or were just money laundering, two of this “universities” are owned by two congressmen.

Other thing that one party wants to do is to free their leader Antauro Humala from prison. This man was the brother of a former president who didn’t pardon him in his term and has tried to get free for years now, but our justice system and our national assembly has not let him. Why is he dangerous? Well he’s been sentences for insurrection, homicide, aggravated kidnapping, and other including a case called 'Andahuaylazo’ where 4 policemen were killed. And since his party voted for the ousting, they are going to ask the usurper for a pardon.

The usurper has now elected his cabinet, the premier is a man who has called our people vicuñas and llamas, has said that femicides shouldn’t be apart from a homicide because it usually happens when they are trying to mug them or it’s their fault for cheating, he also has conflict of interests. He was a minister before, but he had to step down because of a conflict he was involve in enden up with the death of 24 indigenous people.

This brings us to yesterday 12/11/2020 (11/12/2020 for you USA). MILLIONS of peruvians took the streets in different parts of the country and in other countries too, we did this since day 1 but the one from yesterday was massive.  

It was a pacific protest, we were chanting and protesting against the usurper and the congress, nobody was violent until the police started attacking us.

There are more photos and videos but some of them are too strong, the police not only repressed us, they attacked journalists and paramedics, they didn’t let the firemen help our the wounded 

There were undercover cops trying to stir the protestors but got mad when we realized who they were so they shot us.

Let me make this very clear

THEY

SHOT US

Not with rubber bullets, with actual bullets

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And now the minister of the interios, who leads our police, is saying that there were not undercover cops, that they didn’t attack us, that they didn’t use tear gas against us and our media is talking about the damage we’ve done to our city WHILE THERE’S A GUY IN COMA BECAUSE THE POLICE SHOT HIM IN THE ABDOMEN TWO OR THREE TIMES, THEY SHOY PEOPLE POINT BLACK, WE STILL DON’T KNOW WHERE SOME PEOPLE IS, THEY DISAPPEARED.

WHAT CAN YOU DO?

Share this, and share the different posts in the Peru tag, let us be heard, we need the eyes of the world on us, we need people to know that our democracy is in danger, we need you to look at us and let the usurper and the congress know that we’re not alone and that everything they do is being monitored by the international community, let them know that they don’t have power over us.

Here’s a carrd (here’s another) that explains some things, I’m sure I’m missing a lot of things so fellow peruavians please add to this post.

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For my uncle Jimmy, him and my dog were like true best friends, losing one and now the other. If you can help, thank you and if you can’t please pass this along. https://gf.me/u/yxav6h https://www.instagram.com/p/CE3CSSJgQIO/?igshid=1miyai2xw9uzd

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The Last Irken Chapter 4: part one

Please click the images to read! Click here for Chapter 1: Part 1 Click here for Chapter 3: Part 2 And click here for TLIAU’s chapter archive

I apologize for this being so late. But I’ve been doing better lately, drawing more and more every day. I hope to have the next part out soon as possible!  I did decide to drop putting in lots of Irken text for the readers to translate… What’s fun for me isn’t always fun for other people and I can respect that. I’ll still put some in form time to time, but I’ll put in translations under a readmore.

Thanks for reading! If you enjoy the comics and want to see more please drop a reblog :)