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[birdiebardie]

i find it incredibly funny that most people are not ok with children gambling but the second there's anime girls involved its 100% a ok

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i just found out lin-manuel-miranda is going to be hermes in the percy jackson tv series💀

words cannot describe how much i hate that man

[birdiebardie]

ive officially booked my barbenhiemer tickets i want absolutey no inturruptions next saturday ill be blowing shit up with ✨style✨

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its so funny to me that my mom believes barbie is anti-men. like out of nowhere she just went on a rant about how this generation doesnt understand tradtional gender rolls and all these "feminists" hate men meanwhile my sister and i are looking at each other like

like how did this woman manage to pop out the gayest feminists and still be bigoted😭

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rata oooh rata eeta ata rooo

corn?

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im at a fucking skate rink and everyones wearing stranger things shirts

[birdiebardie]

gues whos dad found a juul and is now performing scientific experiments on it👍

[birdiebardie]

i stg if the twitter users actually fucking come here im gonna beat the shit outta all them. bitches better be ready to throw hands🤺🤺🤺

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my friend just asked if he was ed sheeran i cantttt😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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hc that riddler falls asleep every night cuddling his batman body pillow and looking at 4chan 🥺

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i know hes a sweaty little reddit incel twink but i love him. my favorite rat boy, my little skrungly.

my favorite man 💕💕💕

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BUT LIKE WHY DID THEY NEED TO MAKE HIM THIS FRUITY I CANTTTT /pos

STOP making edward nashton like GIRLS in your fanfiction. that man is GAY are you seriously telling me that THIS guy likes girls ?!?!?!?

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the funniest shit to me is that my entire dash is batman posts and i havent fuckin seen it but i know basically the whole plot now? like what tumblr god decided to just dump peoples batman shitposts on me? anyways i think im in love with the riddler

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you have no clue how tempted i am to cosplay a character from my sims agents. im gonna fucking scream

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i swear if i have to use sin in math one more goddamn time im gonna fucking sin my dnr and have a heart attack

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i just rewatched pride of cincinatti and AMP's winterguard shows and holy shit i can see why cincinatti got 1st but also im kinda pissy AMP only got 6th. like they do a fucking show about my favorite skrungly boy the joker and they get beat out by a show about unicorns with the fugliest costumes and floor ive ever seen. anyways im gonna cry myself to sleep while listening to adios

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"RAARAAAHHAHHAHHHRAAARAAAOOOHLLAALAAH" -my mother 10 minutes ago (via SMS)