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You introduce Connor to video games and he finds that it helps him process information just as well as the coin tricks do

You: Are you just gonna play those games and not text me back now?

You: Without your affection I will wither away and die.

You:.....

You: CONNOR!!

Connor: I'm pausing Kingdom Hearts III to text you back. Be grateful.

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[Mr. Mosby voice] No running in the precinct, Gavin

Friendly reminder that we’ve never heard Nines actually speak

He could sound like the Saskatchetoon guy from Grown Ups and we would never know..

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Heart on your sleeve like you've never been loved.

Running in circles now look what you've done. ❤❤

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Friendly reminder that we've never heard Nines actually speak

He could sound like the Saskatchetoon guy from Grown Ups and we would never know..

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Kiss me and take of your clothes💕

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Push up to my body, sink your teeth into my flesh💕

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In 2019 I hope you drop all the negative people in your life like Connor dropped Hank from the roof.

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Be careful with that one, love.

He will do what it takes to survive..

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On the first page of our story...

The future seemed so bright

Then this thing turned out so evil

I dont know why I'm still surprised..

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Hank: Stop licking the evidence, Connor.

Connor: Got it.

[As soon as Hank turns his back]

Connor: [mimicking Hank's voice with distorted high pitched audio] StOp LiCkInG tHe EvIdEnCe, CoNnOr.

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Detriot: Become Human where everything is the same except Connor doesnt have Amanda in his head, but other Connors like Haru in Free 50% Off

"I like dogs."

"Me too, Connor"

"I DONT like dogs"

"Shut up, Connor"

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"Is it illegal if I use my OWN thirium?"

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"I'm NOT going in."

"Connor, I told you, Gavin isnt in there."

"Do you KNOW? Do you know FOR SURE? BECAUSE I DONT NEED ANOTHER INCIDENT."

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"Everyone step away from the brain! I'm the Connor in control!"

"He shot Connor!"

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"Crap. What does this say?"

"I dont know, Connor. One of you shot the Connor that COULD READ."

"Why dont we ask Hank what it says?"

"NO. Then Gavin will laugh at us."

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Gavin: Hes laser focused in! The only thing on Connor's mind right now, is this case.

Connor's Mind: Life is like a hurricane

Here in

D U C K B U R G

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Imagine you're in the Detriot universe but your Tumblr is the exact same and you thought none of your irl friends knew about your blog and one day Connor just walks by you and says, "I know."

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Connor: Hey guys, today Gavin pushed me so I'm starting a kickstarter to have him put down.

The benefits of killing him would be I would get pushed way less.

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I live for the idea that Connor is a total smart ass after deviating..

Hank: Why do you always pull the car UP TO the garage, but not actually into it?

Connor: It takes a keen eye, and a sharp foot.

Hank: How about you get your keen eye to watch my sharp foot kick your smart ass?

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Jaehee: It’s kind of cold..

Zen: Oh! Here, take my jacket.

MC:......I’m cold too.

Seven: WELL DAMN, MC. I CAN’T CONTROL THE WEATHER.

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MC: [breathes]

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