#free 50% off

[ryanthel0ser]

It's a shame that there's no easy way to find merch for 50% off because any merch I do get people will think it's merch for Free! Iwatobi Swim Club

like no!!! I constantly quote the abridged dub that is the funniest thing I've ever watched!!! This is a sticker of the Haru with a whole council of Haru's in his head not the pretty jerk from the anime!!!

[bleubell-cheesecake]

This is gonna be so niche but sometimes when Cecil says things my brain just goes 'oh! 50% off haru!" Because they feel the same!

[roseofhybrids]

needed to make a video editing example thing for something, so enjoy this little thingamajig

Uzi gets a lil possessed while she and N are playing with bath bombs (the audio mentions tablets and water, and I had to put something to fit with that, so-)

[mayo-productions]

Pushing through the art block with bad meme redraws and more free! stuff (apologies for how messy it is!)

[idkanametoputhere]

50% off gif spam

[lukazade]

A delivery person comes to Tim's house one day with an age restricted object (like alcohol or something). On this day, Damian also happens to be visiting.

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(Tim opens the door)

Delivery Person: Oh, hey kiddo, is one of your parents in?

Tim: Haha, no (he reaches for the package) do I need to sign for it?

Delivery Person: Oh- woah! (they hold the package away from him) Sorry, no can do, this needs to be collected by an adult. Are your parents in, or should I come back tomorrow?

(A cold gust of wind blows as Tim tries not to be mad about the all-too-common situation)

Tim, sighing: Right. I get it. Hold on.

(Tim goes to the kitchen to get his ID from his bag, but in his irritation, seems to be having trouble finding it in there)

Delivery person (out of sight): Oh! Hey, sorry for the trouble. And you're that kid's... parent?

Damian: Tim? No, I'm his brother.

Tim: 🤨???????

Delivery Person: Oh, cool, that's fine too, could you sign for this?

Damian: Sure?

Delivery Person: Awesome, thank you. Hope you and your little brother have a nice day!

(The delivery person leaves)

Tim (stepping back into the entryway, only to see Damian holding his package, looking extremely confused): ... did you just accept my package?

Damian: Uh? Yes?

Tim: And he didn't ID you..

Damian: I'm not sure what just happened - I was just coming to see why you were taking so long at the door.

Tim, (snatching it out of his hands, his pride wounded): You don't even live here, don't sign for my packages.

Damian (who is just here to innocently hang out with his big brother): ???? 😶??

Tim, grumbling under his breath as he takes the package into the lounge: And who's he calling your younger brother? I'm 24. I'm literally 24. You're barely 20! I don't look that young, screw that guy. I can't believe this. The nerve..

[thenumberhuntress]

Ace: It all feels like a dream Yuu: It was not a dream! We got arrested for trespassing. We went to jail! Deuce: No we went to holding Deuce: There's a big difference

[i-am-grell]

He’s a 10 but he doesn’t believe in the ocean goblin

[simonsezsewart]

made this for the bit while on a call last night, but it ended up kinda cute so I’m posting it lol

[eerycurlew53]

Does anyone else just find Haru from 50% Off extremely relatable? Like I know it’s just a parody from Free! but I find him so relatable it’s not even funny 😭

[reggiepeters-love-bot]

why are wolfstar lowkey 50% off rei and nagisa

[r-aindr0p]

Can I please with cherries on top have one of your little svsss dudes? I wanna gently hold them in my hands too 🥺

Here, you can pick your favs ! And with real cherries as an extra

[noctilu-uca]

"He just wants to play

And be loved

What is that.

Why it and not me

Can you please look at me

And love me too.

Can you help me be happy

Where are you going?"

[stellewriites]

really fucking grinds my gears how my dad knows just how to make me feel fucking guilty for putting up boundaries and saying no

[susiephone]

the greatest form of comedy is abridged series of animes you never actually watched, movies can stop trying

(note: occasionally you get so invested in the abridged series that you stumble into watching the actual show, and now you have shrimp emotions over the swimming anime from 2013 that have not faded to this day)

[stop-breaking-my-heart-dragonage]

my experience with maxing out the twins' friendship is just-

Hawke: So, Carver, my dear baby brother who I love and adore, I only need +10 more points to max out your friendship. I've done the grind; through gritted teeth I've kissed templar ass so that we don't raise suspicion. I've supported and defended you and let you take the lead whenever I could. You're my favorite warrior. I took you to the Deep Roads with me because you desperately wanted to go and then made you a warden and you found a place, a purpose. I've practically written my own guide on how to earn as much friendship with you because I love you and it's totally worth it so can I please please have the last +10...? Carver: Hawke: Carver please I'm begging you Carver: Carver: +5 Friendship Hawke: AAUUGGGHHLKSAJDLKAJSDLK-

Hawke: So, Bethany, my dear sis- Bethany: +50 Friendship Hawke: Bethany: :)