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Random xianle quartet headcanon:

If tgcf is said to be based off ancient china then I believe they'd have many dialects like how Chinese consists of mandarin, cantonese, hokkien, hakka, teochew etc

Then the xianle kingdom def has their own xianle dialect, but its now an almost extinct dialect after 800 years

I personally think that xie lian still speaks the xianle dialect to feng xin and mu qing when their alone but switches to speaking normally when other ppl r around (nan feng n fuyao dont count obviously)

As for hua cheng, at first i feel like hua cheng would speak normally to xie lian only cus speaking the dialect would risk revealing his past identity, but after the whole ten thousand caves reveal he starts to speak the xianle dialect only to xie lian but not the other 2 just cus hes petty like that lol

Ok thats all, hope this doesnt seem silly hehe

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Silly head-canon:

Hua Cheng has the longest hair out of the Xian Le quartet. As a ghost he can permanently keep it from tangling, but lets it get messed up so Xie Lian can comb it for him.

Mu Qing's is second longest, and tangles horribly. He gets so jealous of Hua Cheng's hair being effortless to take care of because his requires so much maintenance.

Xie Lian's third longest, and also requires a lot of maintenance, but he didn't really put in more than was absolutely necessary for his 800 year banishment, and now he has Hua Cheng to gleefully care for his hair.

Feng Xin's is the shortest, but it actually the worst. If he doesn't keep it secured somehow it will turn into a huge rat's nest almost immediately.

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I have an analogy/au for the Xianle quartet:

Feng Xin is a retired military service dog who bites because he wasn't really taught any other way to get his energy out and Mu Qing is a former street dog who bites because he's scared. Xie Lian is Feng Xin's old handler and Mu Qing's rescuer, neither of them ever bite him though Mu Qing will still sometimes reflexively bare his teeth or growl. They're both super protective of their shared human and would love to maim or kill anyone who gets too close to him (including each other sometimes).

Meanwhile, Hua Cheng is Xie Lian's new boyfriend.

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I love Feng Xin and Mu Qing’s beef with Hua Cheng, because on one hand I totally understand Hua Cheng’s one-man hate campaign against anyone who has ever hurt Xie Lian, bc that first banishment was BRUTAL and I’d go a lil crazy too if I had to watch someone I care about go through all that while being abandoned by their closest friends, but on the other hand if I didn’t know all that context and all I saw was my friend’s new asshole boyfriend’s secret statue collection I’d want to get them tf outta there too

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you know he can’t get a concussion right

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The Xianle quartet in the begining of TGCF is literally so funny to me as a concept.

Because it's literally these 3 guys who have disguised themselves from this 1 guy to go hang out with him. 2 of them know who each other is and also immediately recognised who the third guy is but don't have any proof to back it up. And the third guy also knows exactly who they are but he doesn't care and doesn't even wanna interact with them because he got beef with them.

Meanwhile the 1 guy they are disguising themselves from actually recognised them on sight because they absolutely suck at disguising themselves, but they're trying so hard and he doesn't want them to feel bad and they're also hanging out now so that's fun, he doesn't wanna ruin that.

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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

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STRAP GAME UNPRECEDENTED. PREY ANIMAL FEAR AT LEVELS NEVER BEFORE RECORDED. Anyway this is #mytruth and also I’m calling this my JGY birthday art Happy birthday a-Yao you transphobic transgender icon

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post canon fengqing, if they were even canon—

I would like to think that Mu Qing embroiders on Feng Xin’s robes in his free time or when Feng Xin is on his missions. He would steal his robes from his closet and amaze Feng Xin the next day.

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wake up babe, hua cheng saying "as you wish" in the new tgcf dub episode just dropped

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stumbled onto an old sketch with four calamities showing 🦷teeth🦷

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the way you draw LWJ's hair piece makes him look like an applin (the pokemon)

Oi, what's 'Applin over here?

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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEANDERTHAL CHILD WITH DOWN'S SYNDROME? Because they're all I've been thinking about when I'm sad for the past few days. Their existence makes me less sad.

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Genderbent modern au

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