#incorrect quotes

[waterfire1848]

Bruce: Wait. You’re inviting me over? Absolutley! I’ll be there in an hour.

Bruce: My children want to see me! Take that depression!

[dickgraysonmybeloved]

Jason, laying in the lounge, bat boys sleep over (duke couldn’t join them): do you think cows like to sing?

Tim, on his phone definitely not sleeping: it's 3am, go back to sleep

Jason, defensive: they can moo, so they must be good at opera!

Dick, who’s secretly been awake starts mooing opera style, it’s awful:

Damian, shaking awake: WHERE'S THE COW-

[lilbitosunny]

Girlpop-ifies your lamb but this time with an incorrect quote

[incorrectbatfam]

Stephanie: I think you’re my best friend.

Cassandra: You think?

Stephanie: Well, I can’t know for sure, because I’m realizing now that I don’t think I’ve ever really had one.

Cassandra: Okay, well, if we’re being honest, I don’t think I’ve ever had one, either.

Stephanie:

Stephanie: This would be a really sweet moment if what we had admitted to each other wasn’t so sad.

[bidisasterevankinard]

Buck: I've been kind of nauseous last days

Eddie: Maybe you're pregnant

Buck: impossible. Tommy and I always use protection

Tommy:

Tommy: I don't know who's biggest idiot right now. Eddie for saying it, Evan for rationalizing it or me because I almost had a heart attack

Eddie: sorry for heart attack, old man

Buck: don't bully father of my child, Diaz

[cod-dump]

Laswell: Uh- Where did you get that?

Price with a freshly traumatized Ghost: I found him

Laswell: Yea, that answer is a little too vague for my liking

Price as Ghost sips on a smoothie: That sounds like a you problem. Smoothie?

Laswell: … sure

[mimisempai]

You don't take Aziraphale's crepes away…

Incorrect Good Omens Quotes Masterpost Part 1 : here

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[lukas-dusk]

Steve over the phone : I'm busy. Studying. Naked!

Eddie over the phone : Is that supposed to keep me away?

Ten minutes later...

Steve : Eddie? You're at my house!

Eddie : And you're dressed. I wonder who's more disappointed.

[twst-shenanigans]

twst Incorrect quote #325

*pov: Floyd getting more annoyed from not being able to find his gift from Koebi*

Floyd: “I can’t find it anywhere! I’m gonna check Azul’s room.”

Azul: “No no, wait! My door is locked. Just take my key-”

Floyd: *rushes past him and smashes Azul’s bedroom door with ease*

Azul: 😐

Jade: 🙂

[incorrectjjkquotes]

Gojo, after a fight where Geto was hit in the chest: How are your boobs? Geto: They're not boobs. Gojo: Geto: ...They're fine. Gojo: Let me touch? Geto: No. Gojo: I just wanna make sure they're okay.

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Price: I think that Simon has started stalking Y/N Simon: Its not 'stalking' if Y/N Likes it

[inuhalfdemon]

[Alastor]: Does anyone else notice a new pain in their neck from having to look down on Lucifer all of the time?

...

[Lucifer]: Does anyone else want their ankles incinerated?

[mactavishenjoyer]

Ghost:"touch me and I'll fucking stab you."

Soap:"you could just say you are over stimulated like a normal person."

[dickgraysonmybeloved]

Jason, sipping something leaking against a desk: What's up?

Barbara worried as she hasn’t heard from the “boys” in a few hours: Oh nothing, just thought I'd come see what-

Barbara, faintly: this room used to have four walls.

Tim, turning to Jason, angry: I told you she'd notice!

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: We have everything under control.

Alfred: Is that why everything is on fire?

[percabethownsmybutt]

percy: *trying to buy a father's day card*

percy: excuse me, do you have any that just say "you are my dad?"

salesperson: well, i-

percy: how about "you banged my mom?"

salesperson: no...

percy: you know what, i’ll just get a blank one

percy, writes: you are a father. this is a day. here is a card.